WE, the rightwing crazies have to pull Romney Out of the Clutches of the Liberal Republican Loser Thinkers

What a funny little quirk of fate.   The country-club, pinky-pants kinda-conservative Republicans tell us "ONLY ROMNEY CAN WIN.   NO RUBES OR HICKS OR MOOSE KILLERS NEED APPLY!!"

 

     The rightwing crazies say, Romney has a lot of pinko liberal baggage, and he is a compromiser.   The Country Clubbers respond,"You people are not sophisticated enough to understand.  We have to have a moderate.   The American people do not want hard liner extremists.   We have to have a moderate.   Someone who doesn't believe too hard in anything and who will throw in the towel immediately during any negotiation with the socialists.   After all socialism is the inevitable wave of the future and there is no way to avoid it."

      The rightwingers respond, "Then that's how Gerald Ford, King George I, Bob Dole, and Col.  McCain really stuck it to the liberal Democrats, right?"

 

      To which the pinky pants Country Clubbers respond, "If you only knew what a nice boy Billy Jeff Clinton is.   He is just the nicest boy and he does a lot of nice things.  He's just like one of us.   He is like a son to us.   And yes, Bob Dole and Col. McCain ran nice races because they like nice things and they like to have agreement and make progress.   Just think of all those nice parking spaces for crippled folks and geezers the food stampers can leave their grocery carts and pampers in.  That's nice because only gang members who print handicap tags ever use the parking spaces anyway."

      And the rightwing crazies say, "But McCain runs a nice campaign against a guy who makes fun of  "Special Olympics" on national television."

      "Yes, it was not good that Col. McCain built up that kind of pressure on a Negro who needed to be accepted and approved by the people because it was "their " time.   Perhaps it was the pressure of that girl from Canada who he chose to be his running mate.   Everybody knows they were having an affair....that's why they had to keep it a secret.   She was such a catty, gossipy, little trampy piece of white trash.   You realize of course that she has never really..you know...."belonged"....in the sense of, you know... "belonging".   I mean, do they even have a country club in...where is it?  the Yukon?    She doesn't even understand the "inconvenience"...you know...like a nine-month prison sentence....sometimes a girl has to stand up for what's right, and she just didn't understand what it's like to be a real woman, with a little dignity....knowing which fork to use...you know."

      "Fork or coathanger?''


     And so it is left to the Rightwing Crazies to ...not just gather 'round...but to charge the parapets.   Surrounding the charger of our King, we force him to ride with us to assault the walls of the evil Prince Barry and his hideous court of treacherous vipers.  "Raise your Sword, Your Majesty!   We are carrying the Day!   There is fear and disorder in the Castle, and the defence lines and giving'way!" a popular captain calls over the din of battle.

     Suddenly the Good King Willard takes faith, seeing these new troops flooding into and onto the battlefield.  Looking up he sees that the defenders are gone from the walls.   Then, with but little delay, he points to the Castle and declares, "In the name of the people of England and by the Will of the Almighty, We reclaim the throne on behalf of every goodman!"

      The charger surges forward.   Good King Willard notices that his previous advisors are on the edge of the field, shaking their heads to the negative.    They had shone all observers how the battle had already been lost, even before it started.    When asked why it was that they had pushed him to the head of the line as the only reasonable replacement for the evil Prince Barry, if they were only going to abandon him at the beginning of the battle, they mumbled and looked away, finally pulling their mounts' reins to ride back to the Channel Coast.

      But back to the Battle at hand.   Look...look...the white flag is out!   The Castle has fallen.  Good King Willard is restored!   God Save the King!   Hooray!!  Hooray!!

 

     Prince Barry is stripped of his crown, title, and sent to California to remain in permanent exile, living in a small house whose only view is next to the pool where Lady Pelosi and Dame Hillary and Baroness Janet go skinny dipping every day and where he will work to repair grocery carts for the homeless for the rest of his days.   On Thursdays they let the errant Prince go down to the Exotic Dancers Saloon so he can watch RoseAnn Barr's special four hour Dance of the Seven Veils again....and again....and again.

 

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Esteemed OROGs:   The Republican liberal eletists said we had to have Romney.   Romney hits a very minor bump and they abandon him.  They are shouting about Icebergs when our ship has only been bumped into by a porpoise.   The Abominable Rightwing Crazies are at the helm and at every battle position on the Ship soon-to-be of State.   We shall win this thing.

     And yes, we know, Romney and his "friends" will throw us out the back door in the dark after we win the election for Romney, but the credit is more important to his "friends" than it is to us.   God knows that some of us only have half or less of our genealogy connected to titled positions.

 

El Gringo Viejo



We Feel Sorry for the Everyday Muslim

It is pretty much a thankless task.   If a guy is just regular Mohammed, and comes and goes to work and takes the tourists for camel rides, and goes to church on Friday, and takes care of his family, looks after the elders, checks into the brick factory he and his brother operate, go home tired....he can still look around in fear.

     Are the Sharia nuts coming to drag his daughter off to the clinic for circumcision?  Is it true what that gossipy old woman said that she saw a Hezbollah agent talking to my son yesterday morning?   Will that thug from Hezbollah come again to-morrow to threaten my brother and me about the "tax" on our brick factory?   We have to pay 25% to the "war tax" so we can kill the Jews....?

     Three days ago, a Hezbollah took a digital picture of me with the tourists.   We were all laughing and putting the Gentile girl in the right place for the mare to stand up without the Gentile girl falling off on her way up.   The Gentiles maybe they were  Jews,   but they were American.  I charged them  30 dollars for three camels and they gave me 30 dollars and 20o Egyptian Pounds (32 / am.cur.)   I was embarrassed.  They were good people, the angel travellers that The Prophet said would pass by when there is need in my house.   But, the Hezbollah camera thug was still lurking at the curio stands, taking his rake-off.

     There are so many of them.  But yet, so many of us do not participate in their rallies, but we are watched all the time.  The preachers are not preachers.  They are spies and gossips.  But what do we do.   If a Copt brings me a Christmas thingy or some gift-plate for our Ramadan supper....the Hezbollah thugs are watching.  If we take them a little something for the baby on the Three Kings, the Hezbollah act like they are making notes in their little notepads.
     At any moment, when they are drunk with the liquor we do not use, they come and curse the Copt and his Saviour, and me for talking to him, and they call me a Jew-dog spy.  The thug does not even know the Copt's Saviour is a true prophet of Islam.   One pull of the trigger and my family is slaughtered.   And my brother's family.   My brother lives only six doors away.   We helped build each others houses.   They are nice...especially on the inside.  It is the tourist-angels.  That extra money.  My children can build a computer with their eyes closed, and my son can play the Spanish guitar. They are so full of life, but there is always fear in their eyes.   You do not understand the eyes that always watch and always see.   What would be life if we could be out of the view of the vermin?   And then, what if we help the American agents?  Then later the White House says..."We have people on the ground who spoke to Mohammed the Camel Driver, and he gave us the necessary information.   He lives at 222 Olive Tree Street, Cairo."
    What do we do?  We'll keep making good bricks, and waiting for Traveller Angels, and hope maybe things go back to a better normal, if God wills.

Prayer from Mohammed, the brick factory owner and tourists'-camel man extraordinaire.

El Gringo Viejo

You jes' gotta' believe in Hope 'n Change 'n Hypo Crits

This is a special consideration for Beyonce (what
is a beyonce?) put in place for the "fund-raising" get-
together for Obama, last night.  This richly demonstrates
Obama's closeness to the common man and his experience
with the suffering of America's oppressed.   He will explain
to Pimp with the Limp on the next radio programme how the
300,000 dollar tower of premium label champagne was
put in place to remind all in attendance about how Romney
is out of touch and full of animal cruelty impulses and other
forms of debauchery.   They reviewed a porno film of Romney
romping around in a hot-tub with Charro and other clandestine
films showing Romney selling 100 twelve year old blond girls from
Minnesota to Arab human traffickers.   That's the way Romney
raises his money for this campaign.   It's just the way rich people
operate.   Like strapping dogs onto the  roof of your car just to
watch them suffer.

Thank the Originator of all Kwanzaa-like Solstice days that
we can get this information out about what a hypocritical tea-bagger
swine with lipstick Romney and his whiney, do-nothing wife are.
Hope  Change  Forward  Liberte'  Egalite'  Fraternite'


http://www.navyband.navy.mil/anthems/ANTHEMS/France.mp3

You just gotta love it!  Chutzpah Uber alles! Thank Lucifer

for stupid, guilt-ridden, white folks with tingly legs.  And
now, our new National Anthem:

 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxQ7GUEPsrU&feature=related

 

 

 

El Gringo Viejo  -  Pray for the peace of Jerusalem 

You see...these people need welfare....

The liberals tell us about Black issues, Hispanic issues, and so forth.   Conservatives know that we are not equal.  The Good Lord provided many paths to spiritual and material prosperity.
    This little mite is....if I can judge the accents correctly....a Spanish and Tagalog speaking girl from the Phillipines....and she has been endowed with considerably more musical talent than El Gringo Viejo and the vast majority of the rest of the human race.   The rank and file Filipino is a peculiar bundle of energy and intelligence and talent, I have learned over the years.
     We should hope that some Col. Tom Parker doesn't come along and ruin this mite, like he ruined Elvis.

Worth the play.   It turns out that she was actually singing to the music and the vocals are hers.

http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2012/09/18/random-girl-sings-i-will-always-love-you-on-karaoke-machine-in-grocery-store/

 

 

This song was a Dolly Parton original, as almost everyone knows.   She wrote it to heal up from her own decision to leave the syndicated Porter Waggoner Show, back in the early 1960s.   Parton was swimming alone in shark filled waters, but Waggoner released her from a binding contract, and eleminiated a legal stumbling block.   To-day, Dolly is worth about one half - billion dollars, and is still married to the same dumboe she started off with.  My mother's family, two generations back had a Parton boy who married into the Neal family in that area of Tennessee.   All of those people could sing as a birthright.

     On a more serious, but equally pleasant note, we urge that all OROGs "go back to church" with the Anglican Curmudgeon.   This time he leaves the parish grounds for a stroll into the secular mess known as The Presidential Campaign.   His views are salient and wise. A must read...quite short.

Anglican Curmudgeon
It Really Is That Simple, Folks

 

 

More later.

El Gringo Viejo

BRING IT ON

     The facts about the 47%.    It is not a monolith.   Suffice that almost everyone who is using Medicaid, AFDC, and Food Stamps are lost.   There are so many other methods by which the United States attempts to seduce the people away from their own care and nurture.   It does not behoove this writer to go through the litany.   There are even "free" cellular telephones and calling plans especially designed for telephonic Miss Flukies who feel that someone else should pay for her stupid banal conversation.  "I'm on the aisle with all the pasta now, but I still don't see it."

 

      In the programs known as Social Security, Social Security Supplemental Income, and Social Security Disability, food stamps:   Surveys consistently indicate that between 33 and 37 percent of all such money goes to the following applications:

 

                                                  American Indian Indirect Investment System

                                                  Las Vegas and Atlantic City Indirect Investment System

                                                  Gambling Princess Cruises

                                                  Let's Beat Up Your Grandmother, Get her check, buy some crack

                                                  Let's Beat Up that old bag over there, get her check n'go smoke

                                                  BINGO!

                                                  I'll give you 30 cents on the dollar for your Lone Star Card.

                                                  Have any of you boys seen my ATM card?

                                                  Auntie Zietuni

                                                  Uncle Onyango

                                                  Gimme 10 Monster Zombo scratch offs and 10 Easy Lottos

 

 

 

     The bulk of the rest of the Social Security pension program....the very standard payments....go to geezers who use the money to do the following:

 

                                                 Pay normal domestic operations

                                                 Subsidise business ideas and applications

                                                 Savings and portfolio applications

                                                 gifts for grandchildren

                                                 Reserve and discretionary fund

 

     So, what this is about, is that while there is a large entitlement outlay, and it is too large, and it should be constrained, much of it goes to investment and rational domestic expenses.  The people who use Social Security repayments in this manner are very apt to vote to the right.   Many are Tea Party People or second career Geezers, or Geezers who have small businesses that employ significant numbers of skilled and productive people.

      This means that the concern about the the universe of potential  straight-thinking voters being shrunk because so many people receive "government checks", is a little over-estimated.    There are also military pensioners who tend to vote to the right.   So, this number of 47% that is bantied about by Rush, Romney and others...is way, way too overly pessimistic.

      Sixty-eight percent of Social Security recipients have two or more strains of investment or royalty income and/or collections of guns, things, antiques, coins, stamps, gold & silver, art pieces, and so forth, as well.   Many work and/or are self-employed.    The Geezer vote will probably break out 65 - 35 in favour of Mr. Romney.    In spite of everything.

Believe it or not

      Vince Foster took a pistol, not his own, and put the barrel in his mouth, pulled the trigger and essentially blew the back of his head off.   He then took a shower, put on a nice, fresh, starched and ironned white dress shirt, a nice jacket and pants combination, walked over to Fort Marcy Park, laid himself down with his head leaning onto a tree, crossed his arms over his chest, still holding the pistol, (not his own).

 

     Several hundred thousand muslim extremists decided on the morning of the 11th of September to go down to the the American Embassy or Counsel most available, and burn, destroy, murder, and chant.."I am also Usama!" along with other meaningful epithets and admonitions.   It was all spontaneous.   The moderate Muslim Brotherhood had nothing to do with any of it, and in fact worked to minimise, difuse, and calm the justifiable anger of the masses caused by a"film" released many months ago.   The film points out how there is a group within the Muslim faith that is so stupid and lacking in self-control and self-worth that they will insanely attack people and buildings that have nothing to do with the films. Because of that, these people feel compelled to insanely attack people and buildings that have nothing to do with the films.

     It is the same disorder that affects other people who riot and burn down their own neighbourhoods  when an incident occurs, is said to have occurred, might have occurred, did not occur but would have been bad if it had occurred, or because a Korean family bought the liquor store and turned it into a specialty grocery and general merchandise shop.

 

Huma Mamood Abendin -Weiner

referred to by (Sir Edmund) Hillary as

 "a second daughter", also known as

Hillary's "body woman" during the

bloody 2008 Democrat Presidential

Primary.  Huma is very important, is

a new mother of Anthony Weiner's

baby, and is (Sir Edmund)Hillary's

immediate subordinate at State.

She also has the unfortunate problem

of having her (late) father, her mother,

and her brother connected to a group of

stamp collectors known as "The Muslim

Brotherhood".  Huma assured everyone

that these outbreaks were spontaneous. 

     We know that what is represented in the second paragraph is especially true because (Sir Edmund) Hillary Rodham, Perpetual Queen of the Universe, and the greatest, most betterest than everybody else, said it was true.   We know it is true because Ambassador Susan Rice who serves as our Ambassador to the United Nations said it happened that way.    And we also know it is true because (Sir Edmund)Hillary's prime aide, the wife of Anthony Weiner....of late a United States Representative for a district in New York State and facebook porno-boy....is a nice Muslim girl, and a marxist, so the Secretary of State must know everything about this matter....just like she (Hillary) dazzled the markets with her clairvoyance concerning cattle futures, many years and corkscrewings ago.
    We also know it is true because the Obsolete Press continues to include statements such as ..."provoked by an outlandlish film besmirching the Prophet Muhammad".  And we know that it must be true because the FBI arrested the producer/director of the ultra-minor league film yesterday, saying that he was "wanted for questioning concerning violations of parole with reference to a convictions concerning financial matters". 
      It is absolutely certain that this detention had evcerything to do with the matter at hand in the Middle East, and the  desire on the part of the Adminstration to....in effect....take a bow towards the rioters, and show that we are much kinder and gentler to their sensibilities as murderers and destroyers than we are to the First Amendment right of free expression in this Nation.   We know this because the FBI did assist in the framing of the White House Travel Office personnel on orders from Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Some might even think that the FBI overplayed its hand at Mount Carmel, once again on orders from Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno, or at least to curry favour with the two women and their cause of elemination of private firearms ownership.    We also know that almost any of this could be true because the Obsolete Press almost never told us the full story about any of their faourite personalities.

(Sir Edmund)Hillary is trying

a new look for her run for President

in 2016.   She thinks it is more in

keeping with the image she has

developed while serving as

 Secretary of State.

 

     Believe it or not, the present provisional President of Libya is not an idiot.   He knows a thing or two about Libya.   He certainly could be expected to know at least as much as (Sir Edmund)Hillary, or Huma Mamood Abedin, or Susan Rice.    He might not be able to corkscrew into a combat zone like (Sir Edmund) Hillary,with a flak jacket on.
       That settled, we can assume that if he says, along with various other Muslim sources, that the Gringos were advised SPECIFICALLY about these co-ordinated attack throughout the Muslim and/or Arabic World...over a period of the weeks leading up to the 11th of September 2012....the 11th anniversary (...with the moon to be in scimitar display with the Star of the East accompanying...) then it is true.
    We might ask...should we trust the these Arab/Muslim officials who have everything to lose by ratting out the deathly sects and gangs, or should we trust the  the brilliant CIA and FBI and the very vigilant President and his NSA and the (Sir Edmund Linda Carter) Hillary of the State Department.....along with her like-a-second-daughter aide...did not know, whose records of performance are somethng akin to Fast and Furious.

    So, if we have to believe it or not:    El Gringo Viejo would  believe a well spoken Muslim, President, speaking sadly, almost confessing to the errors of elements of his own people, seriously, with sincerity, at incredible risk to himself and to his family, and to his friends, and to members of his political alliances, being precise as to his conclusions, and employing only fact, deliberation, reason, and evidence on film with date and timer to substantiate his thoughts and conclusions    Such is a thing of reason.   We cannot believe our Secretary of State not her subordinates.
      We cannot believe our own President, nor his appointees, because this administration has been very successful in throwing the Pakistani doctor under the bus...the Yemeni counterspy under the bus....the Seals under the bus...the secrets about our ability to land people on a kidnapped freighter afloat in a distant sea, via parachute, under the bus...along with scores of other indiscretions in order to inflate an empty suit that stands by an empty chair.    It is only fair that we should believe the people who are telling the truth and disbelief the ones who are still trying to tell us that a trailer to a film caused the concerted, 21 nation chaos and death....on the 11th day of September, 2012.     If we do not believe the President.... I presume we are racists, again.    Agreed?

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       We have a choice....Believe your president who is a compulsive, chronic, pathological liar.  We can believe the Secretary of State, and/or her husband, also compulsive, chronic, pathological liars.   We can believe the entire Cabal of Reid, Pelosi, Susan Rice, Huma, Corzine, (list goes on into infinity) cartel of National Socialists and the Obsolete Press, or we can believe our own eyes and ears. 

      This administration has been especially brutal, on the one hand, in allowing information to leak out that jeopardises the health and well-being of reasonable Arab/Muslim persons and their families, and on the other hand blaming the rest of the Cosmos for any reversals to the image of his Cult.   It has, as in the case of the Carter Administration, sacrificed leaders who are  not perfect for replacements who are worse.
      The Shah of Iran was not a Saint.   But he was not a devil.   A professor of applied jackassism lectured once on the To-day Show that the Shah had 3,000 political prisoners in his dungeons.   He had to go!   He left and went to die in Mexico....in Cuernavaca...and everything in Persia became perfect.   Now there are only 200,000 political prisoners, and homosexuals are hanged.    Anwar Sadat was not a Saint, but he brought the Egyptian military up to the point to where it could at least stand up to the Israelis a little more reasonably, and then signed an agreement...re-instating that peculiar and particular relationship the Egyptians and the Jews have had back to well before the time of Moses....(beginning with Abraham actually)....and then kept his and Egypt's word concerning the agreement.   Mubarak did the same.    Does anyone think that the Egyptian people will be better off berid of the strongman and turned over to the Muslim Brotherhood?
      Bush and the incredible American and allied military ridded Iraq of a real monster, and established a clumsy order towards the establishment of a common law nation.   Obama has solved that problem by withdrawing suddenly, and leaving much of our second tier hardware there on the ground.   No cat...lots of mice.
    Then, it's Afghanistan's turn;   the President decides to establish a date-certain exit point.   Bad Muslims start counting days, good Muslims say....Muhammad is going to kill me and my family when the Gringos leave.....We'd better get out Dodge or change sides now.    El Gringo Viejo is not very, very, very intelligent but he does think that the good Muslim has been left in the lurch and the bad Muslim....the one who shoots prositutes in the head with an AK47 in the middle of the soccer field for half-time entertainment....has been left in charge.
    So, one can assume that Obama will do whatever he thinks will make him look good for a few moments.    Obama will count on the Obsolete Press and the stupidity and ignorance of a broad mass of dullards who can still vote or respond to opinion polls in any remotely coherent manner (and who want free Obamastash goodies) as he continues to crunch the bones of the people he steps on in order to advance to his position in front of the teleprompter.

With gratitude for having a State Department and White House who have answers to all questions, we remain even more grateful for your continued interest.

El Gringo Viejo