Friday 5 September 2014

NOTES, SOME HISTORY, and OBSERVATIONS ABOUT THE COPPER CANYON TRIP (last proofed and amended on 6 September 2014) Another Blast from the Past


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     For such a simply named destination, and a one-way-in and one-way-out configuration, it ought to be fairly simple.   But, The Chihuahua al Pacifico rail adventure is full of variations and choices, almost all are good.   Our particular experience begins during the Summer of 1968, while El Gringo Viejo was still a Gringo Nuevo.   Wild Bill Matern, a German-ancestried Texan from the Fredericksburg area in Central Texas and the Gringo Viejo were working for the Institute of Texian Cultures.   Since we wore "cowboy" clothes the bosses sent us out to the extreme most outlying area of the Republic, which was in the Trans-Pecos and beyond.
     We were to gather data on the Kokernot and Faver ranches and any material from living persons who might have recollections of the Goodnight - Loving and Chisholm cattle-drive trails of the period 1870 - 1905.   Also of interest were any tales, lore, or artifacts concerning Texans who supported one side or another of the various, ever changing sides of the Mexican Revolution of 1910.
       While milling around on the Rio Grande between Fort Leaton, Lajitas, and Presidio we were advised that from this Thursday through next Wednesday, our orders were in flux.   There was a meeting to determine what our new mission would be.   Stay close to a telephone, but no later than Tuesday we'll give you your new instructions.   It was like Heaven and Hell at the same time.   We were being overpaid and over-accommodated for doing a Summer job that was very close to being on vacation.   Our research was being catalogued and processed for use in the massive Institute of Texian Cultures museum located on the HemisFair World Fair compound in downtown San Antonio...openning in April of 1968.
        But here we were in Presidio, full of Republic of Texas per diem money, our hotel (?) paid for the week, and nothing to do except comb through the old instructions, even if it all had to be flushed later.   The owner of the "New Phillips Hotel", an interesting facility next to the downtown area of Presidio, suggested that we could use our time to take the Mexican train from Ojinaga, Chihuahua across the Rio Grande and go to Chihuahua, and  then catch a fancy little train to a place called the Barranca del Cobre.    "How long does it take?"  we wondered aloud.  And our host figured he had seen people do it, "....there and back, over a couple of nights...". 
     The next morning found us taking a "taxi" of sorts over to Ojinaga, which was a respectable looking dump, actually quite a bit more substantial than Presidio, and to the Chihuahua al Pacifico train station.   Our train was about 20 cars long, with two Pullman cars, two first class special cars, a diner, and six second class cars, a baggage/express car and a couple of boxcars  full of some kind or another of freight behind the locomotives.    Because we were at the end of the time zone, the morning was still darkish.   We bought our tickets for the first class special car, and boarded.  The train left about 15 minutes later, just as the sun was breaking over the eastern horizon.
      Our car was pleasant, about half-full of families travelling on vacation and a few business people and ranchers.   It was clean and airy, with ventilation and air-conditioning that worked.    So we were happy.  The rest rooms were even clean.   "When do we arrive in Chihuahua City?" ....we asked the Auditor (conductor).   "Probably in a little while...." he responds.  That was an interesting answer, but Wild Bill and I knew that clocks in Mexico were engineered to run sideways, so it did not really matter.   During the entirety of the journey, our train rumbled, squeaked, clanged, hooted,  and clunkity-clickity-clacked between fifteen and fifty miles per hour.   It stopped with some frequency at isolated, unlikely places.  People would board and de-board.   The train was obviously an institution for these people who lived in the absolute middle of nowhere.   The scenery changed from torturous mountains to desert-like plains, and then back to low mountains, and the rock-scapes.   It was, oddly, pretty much the stereotypical image of Chihuahua, and because of the extent, most impressive.
 
        We reviewed the card the Auditor gave us with the times and stations...he knew the Gringos liked to have predictability and punctuality...."Sometimes this works", he smiled as he passed us the card.  "The diner is open, first we feed the Gringos."
        "Oh, no,no! " we protested, "We don't want to go ahead of the families and their children."
        "No, no, Gringos, you have to go and eat first.   If you survive, then the other people will go eat."  He said with a very straight face.  (this is all in Spanish)
         Wild Bill says, "Did he say what I think he said?"
         We laughed heartily, and then rambled up ahead, boots and hats, looking every bit the image of what the children thought Texas cowboys would look like.   The people seemed glad that we caught the joke and could take some ribbing....and the ice was broken for the rest of the trip.    Wild Bill was surprised that the menu of the hour was breakfast, but El Gringo Viejo told him that since Mexico was based on Manana Savings Time everyone seemed to eat a little later than "normal".   "Does this mean I can't have beer?" seemed to be his concern.  So, after flapjacks, bacon , coffee, scrambled eggs and a couple of Carta Blancas, Bill was happy.
        Our clicking and clacking continued, and we fell steadily behind schedule.   We slept for a bit, woke up, and noticed that we were almost on schedule.    "Can we brush our teeth with the water in the dispenser?"   "No, because the relief engine is a steam locomotive and we have to maintain a reserve just in case our engine breaks down."   "ha, ha , ha...."  again another joke.   We brushed our teeth after eating a far better than average club-sandwich each.   Once again Wild Bill washed everything down with as couple of Carta Blancas.   In those years, El Gringo Viejo scarcely if ever used anything with alcohol, save for communion, but he decided to join Bill in drinking one of the cold brews....and then promptly fell asleep again for and hour and a half.    We were on a siding when I woke up, and another passenger train was going past us in the other direction.   It seemed amazing that our passengers were waving at the other passengers as they went by....'' Look, there Aunt Minerva!  Hello...hello!"....wave, wave, wave....repeated three or four hundred times, all passengers considered.
      The Auditor came by, calling out the name of the next stop....and then declaring, "...Chihuahua, one hour!  Chihuahua, one hour!"   We looked at the card and it appeared as though we would be about 10 minutes late...arriving at four in the afternoon, or thereabouts.   Nine hours to go 220 miles.   Such is life on a train in mountainous country with 40 intermediate stops.    But we had just ridden through a time machine experience, with cowboys for real, with pistols stuck in their belts, horsemen and big sombreros, autos and pickups from the 1930s, adobe villages, all such things....already in rapid diminishment, but still quite common.
       Once in the train station, we asked about the train to the place called La Barranca del Cobre....but the ticket agent says only..."You buy your tickets at 05:30.  It leaves at 06:05." and the ticket window closed.   So, then we were left to our own devices in a strange city that was, oddly enough, fairly familiar.   Cowboys, regular looking people, Indians in native attire, and then the Mennonites (we hadn't anticipated that).   The city seemed prosperous enough, and there were smelter stacks in the near distance, with smoke indicating something to do with gold, silver, and iron.   There were numerous...even the majority....of the people who were of total or near total white racial ancestry....blue and green eyes were not comment worthy.   "Hey! Cowboys, you wait for the train to-morrow?"  It was Fulgencio the the taxi man.  "I take you to the good place."
      We were dumber than a dead rock, so the Lord guided the issue and Fuli, (pronounced 'fool-ee, really) took us over to the Hotel Victoria, which was a nice enough place that had an entrance that came through what had been a stone-block, Victorian-era mansion.   It was a remnant of what had been a considerable English investment and occupation of Chihuahua City during the later quarter 0f the 19th Century.   We opted to hang around in the bar for a while, and then finally decided to take a room....It was the equivalent of about 6 USD for a double room.  Our friend had changed a hundred dollars for us back in Presidio...I had felt pretty spiffy with 625 units of any currency in those days.   As an aside, the 1,250.00 pesos that he changed to us lasted until our return to Presidio, and we had 400 left over, which we used to liquidate our hotel bill at the New Phillips Hotel.    And we still had money left over.   It was a different time.
       After a pleasant stay....boring, but pleasant....and a good night's sleep, we carried our little bags out and we pleased to note that Fuli was there in the darkness...."Hey! Cowboys, let's go!"
       "Yeah, we have to get our tickets," grumbled the Gringo Viejo.
       "You Gringos!  You think you are the only ones who can organise an army!'' Fuli laughed.  He flipped Wild Bill an envelope."There are your tickets.   Ida y vuelta...come and go...same day.   You owe me 33 pesos."
        We were impressed, "How did you get the tickets?   The guy said 05:30," protested Wild Bill.
        "I work that cabbie station. I know all those guys.   You just board the train and show these tickets."
        "Where did you learn to speak English, Fuli?"  I enquired.
        "I was born in Waxahatchie (Texas).  Went to primary six grades there.   My family moved here when my grandfather died and my dad came and took over his store.  My mom is media-gringa."   We pulled into the parking lot and witness the line...perhaps 100 people long, buying tickets. "They sell for the 2nd class trenecito, and the 1st class trenecito at the same time...too many people....wait and everyone gets nervous when the departure comes," Fuli informs.
        True to form, we go directly to the boarding area, and there is a strange assembly of two self-propelled, shiny lacquered blue Fiat Autovias.   Very glitzy.   In front, about 100 yards ahead, are three Fiat Autovias coloured in cream with orange-red trim, also boarding passengers, albeit in a less organised manner.  The blue ones are the 1st class and the cream/tangerine ones are  2nd class/all stops.   Both intend to make it over the Sierra Madre Occidental to-day, and arrive in Los Mochis, Sinaloa nearly adjacent to the Sea of Cortez sometime before midnight.  The 2nd class will depart earlier, but then by the time the first major station ahead is reached, it will be overtaken and then passed by the 1st class Autovia that has many fewer stops.
      We expressed our appreciation and admiration for Fuli...El Gringo Viejo never saw him again even in all my other comings and goings with groups or alone in Chihuahua.   He had charged us the equivalent of 4 USD for everything.   In those days.

Hotel Divisadero on the edge
 of the Copper Canyon.
  Picture is circa
 2006
     We left the Chihuahua Chihuahua al Pacifico (Che - Pe, pronounced Chei - Pei) Terminal and headed west by southwest for the next five hours.    We passed through several busy communities scores of villages.   The Blue Fiat did not stop except for the bigger towns.    We went through Cuauhtemoc, San Rafael, San Juanito, Creel, had a bit of a meal on board, sold by children carrying buckets full of somewhat identifiable stuffing wrapped by tortillas.   It was a bit disconcerting however, when we noticed that nobody bought anything until after they had seen us eat on or two.   I had given the little Indian girl a one peso silver coin, for which she returned five smallish, fat, rolled tacos...called "flautas" (flutes), and a little paper cup with some salsa verde.   So that all will know how cheap money is now, she pulled my shirt a few seconds later, and gave me my change, which was 50 centavos...The tasty little meal had set me back 4 cents USD.   I motioned that there was no need for change, but she insisted.   Then she pointed shyly at my pocket.   It dawned on me that she wanted my ball point pen...official State of Texas pen.   Ask and ye shall receive.
      To make a long story a bit shorter, we arrived at a place called Divisadero.   The Auditor told us we had 30 minutes to "look at the Canyon", that the FIAT would whistle three times and depart two minutes after that warning.    Then he told us,"You gringos will wait here after we leave.   The big train will come 15 minutes later.   Where do you go, finally? "
     "We have to make it back to Ojinaga."
     "Then tell the auditor that you want a dormitorio," and with that he went about his duties.
So then Wild Bill and the Gringo Viejo strode on down to where everyone else seemed to be going.   There was a small, rustic, but pleasant looking lodge...apparently finished, but under the process of improvement or expansion.   There was a small restaurant, and everywhere there were Tarahumara (Rura'muri) Indian women sitting in mounds of petticoats and palm leaves (?), making baskets.   Their daughters, dressed identically, down to the bandanna head coverings, drawn tightly over the ears, were playing with rough Indian dolls which, like the baskets, were all for sale.
     I went to the rail at the edge, where a substantial group was taking pictures with the new instamatic cameras (remember?), and leaned on the wobbly, one-pole wide, "fence".  Looking down, it was shall we say, disconcerting.    It was 4,000 feet straight down.   My first remembering is that I looked over to the right and down about 1,000 and about a half mile off, and saw a convoy of Tarahumara women and girls, perhaps 50 persons, carrying huge bundles of palm leaf up to the patio where others were labouring.   Wild Bill suggested that we ought to have brought our State of Texas cameras, but they could not have captured the dimensions in any regard.   We had heard a series of train honkings and whistlings....it was from a unit out of view.   People began to go back.  Various honkings and whistlings continued.


NDEM 316
FIAT Autovias,
 like the 1st class category.
This picture taken in Mexico City, 2009.
Colour motif is different from our ride
 in1967, between Chihuahua and
 Divisadero
    Before long the Blue FIAT Autovia pulled away with all its charges, and in short order another regular train with about 14 cars of various type replaced it, but heading back towards Chihuahua.    We located the Auditor, and said we were heading back to Ojinaga.   He said we could travel in 1st class on our ticket, or for 100 pesos more we could take a "bedroom".   We decided to indulge ourselves.   The trip would be at least 17 hours.    We had a pleasantly uneventful trip back, sleeping from midnight until our arrival in Ojinaga, and completely unaware that we had avoided, miraculously, all the delays, avalanches, rail failures, and equipment problems that had plagued the line since it had finally made the complete passage from Chihuahua to Los Mochis...only 5 years before.   After 100 years of effort.
     The difficulties had been mentioned about the Chihuahua to Los Mochis stretch, but only in passing.   Our host at the New Phillips Hotel in Presidio, Texas confided to us on the night of our return that he had made the same trip with his brother and sister-in-law three months before, and had been stuck at the Divisadero for three nights.   One has to consider in these days that for 25 years after the completion of the railway, it remained the only way in and out for traffic involved in making it from Chihuahua to the other side of the Sierra Madre Oriental.   No cars, trucks, busses....only trains....almost all on a single track line.


NOW!  ABOUT THE RECOMMENDATIONS

     The problem with the Copper Canyon is that there are many different Copper Canyons on many different levels, figuratively and literally.    The trip can be done in such a way that it would only require two days on the rails, and one night's stay at a terminus, either Los Mochis or Cd. Chihuahua.     This would involve stopping for a couple of fifteen minute photo-ops at the edge of the Copper Canyon's easiest overview...and perhaps the least impressive.   Make no mistake, it is a blow your socks off overview.
     But for all the trouble that it takes to make it to Chihuahua and/or Los Mochis, it seems a high physical and monetary price to pay for fifteen minutes of fame.   For several years, many tour operators did the tour exactly this way, citing that it was far too cold to stay there during the Winters (temperatures can go well below 0 F in the area...San Juanito, Chihuahua registered -26 F back in the 1980s...and it is on the rail line further to the east).   Others pointed out that it is far too hot to go in the Summer, although almost all Texans, for instance would find the heat anything but uncomfortable.   Once one makes into the innards of the cordilleras of the Sierra Madre Occidental, any place in the shade is cool even during the heat of the day.




A picture of the period of our last year of
 group operation, 1992 at the Divisadero.
  Things had changed!  The Chihuahua
 al Pacifico, reassumed ownership
 from Nacionales, and has since
 been melded into a Mexican/
 American Corporation
     The best time to go is probably in the Autumn.   Both the going up and the coming down from the mountains are blessed with magnificent Fall Foliage presentations, especially in latest October and November.   Nights can be nippy, but all the facilities along the way have adequate heating.   Your train, especially the first class train, has heating and air conditioning that works dependably.    The rivers and brooks are running from the Summer rains still, and so things are lush.   It is apple harvest time in the Mennonite areas just to the west of Chihuahua, near Cuauhtemoc and thousands and thousands of acres of fields of wheat   being machine harvested.  All in all it is pleasant  and temperate, and comfortable.
     Winter is problematic.   Heavy snows can be enough....15 to 50 inches....in a couple of days....to bring trains to a stop.  The newer highways, although generally well-built and drained, can be cut off for three or four days....at times....perhaps once every other year or so.   Side touring away from the traveller's estancia can be more easily interrupted by more common snows of 3 to 10 inches, that occur several times every Winter.



Copper Canyon
Tarahumara (Rura'muri)
 Man and son, in
 ultra-traditional garb
     Three or four hundred years ago, we ran our tours in the Autumn, like October, and as late as possible in the Winter, like latest February and early March....a majority of our clients were winter tourists from the North who wintered in the Lower Rio Grande Valley of Texas.

     As seasons went by, we finally determined to do a set of four double-excursions that would meet over Mazatlan, where both groups, the one departing and the one arriving would arrive at the same time, at the same hotel.   We used the Oceano Palace and its sister the Luna Palace on the beach at Mazatlan, and the stay was for three nights.   It was summarily pleasant.  Mazatlan is a place where Howard Stern and Lawrence Welk could both get along.    However, returning to the issue, it is a pleasant waste of time, moderately scenic, and affords access to the very nice toll expressway between Los Mochis and Mazatlan.   The trip can take as little as four hours now, but in my day it was generally six to eight hours, depending on the traffic.



     There are perhaps as many as three first-class or deluxe busses departing Mazatlan for Los Mochis and points north,  on a direct or express basis per every 15 minutes.   There are various....hundreds..... of places to rent an auto  throughout Mazatlan.   Of course, in those days we did the transfer on a deluxe charter touring coach from our adjunct company in Mexico City.  Los Mochis is a town that was built pretty much in the very late 1800s, by American agricultural interests.   All the area to the north of Culiacan (the capital of Sinaloa) up to and beyond Los Mochis is serious tomatoe and truck production.   It is also famous for sugar cane, but the money is in tomatoes.
     In the days of yore, we would stay either at the old Holiday Inn, way out on the edge of the city, or at the old stand-by, the Santa Anita, a nice enough place with a really fine dining facility.    It is in the middle of town.   It is really not important about placement in Los Mochis, because we are just going to get up and go...very early in the morning.


El Gringo Numero Uno arranging the
supper at the Copper Canyon Lodge
 in Creel, Chihuahua
     NOW! Here is where is starts to become interesting.  All that stuff about staying here in Los Mochis, or there in Los Mochis?  Perhaps not.  Perhaps a person would prefer to stay in a more interesting place, picturesque, typical, clean, nice, and relaxing.   To take such an alternative, after leaving Mazatlan, and passing through Los Mochis's outside, we would head by highway to the East, into the mountains and making it up to El Fuerte (The Fortress) abot 39 miles east of Los Mochis.   This is quite a nice city, and we would recommend to go ahead a splurge by staying at the  Hotel El Fuerte, in El Fuerte.  It is summarily pleasant.   We recommend two nights in El Fuerte, to catch ones breath and to see the little city up close.  It would be good to have your tickets, so part of the day could be spent in buying the necessary number of 1st class tickets, for your departure tomorrow.   The train will arrive about an hour after departure from Los Mochis...and that would mean around 07:00 hours at the station in El Fuerte.
     From El Fuerte, the rail ride begins to become really interesting. From there on, the engineering, maintenance, and operation of the engines are a marvel, approaching the level of disbelief at times, and then sometime crossing the frontier between real and imaginary.
      It is hard enough to make any kind of train move, but this one will have to increase its elevation by 8,000 feet in about four hours, and within 120 miles.   It will do the first 40 miles in less than an hour and a half....that is the part about going from Los Mochis to El Fuerte.  The next 80 miles or so will take every bit of three hours.   All the tales about 80 some odd tunnels and 37 bridges are true, but they almost become incidental.  It is rather much like saying, "It's a lot easier to use a toothbrush if you want to brush your teeth".    It is compelling, however, to see that it was done, and that the railway people manage to maintain it as well as they do.   Obviously, 90% of the bridges and tunnels are found in the middle 33.3% of the trajectory.   There is even a place where your train will manage, in spite of its short length, to cross over itself.   There is another place place where the train will enter a tunnel and come out going in the opposite direction.   There is a place near that where a passenger will see three tiers of track, all of which pertains to his trip, to-day.   With all that is going on, one must remember that there is a bar, and that the staff is also preparing meals in a very adequate, almost elegant diner.  And then, one has to be prepared to jump off the train should he wish to comply with his planned itinerary and/or take advantage of his pre-paid reservations.   One choice would be to travel as far as from El Fuerte to Bahuichivo, deplane and take the bus or whatever to the little community of Cerocahui, about 15 miles to the south of the railway.  This community is a ranching and mining community.

     The rustics, mainly hillbilly whites and/or mestizo type cowboys, come up to the little hotel where you will stay "in town" and present little balls of a v
El Gringo Numero waits for folks to finish
their photos, back when folks took photos.
This is the road to Batopilas before it was
paved and finished, the last 90 miles.
ery heavy metal.   One of the little balls might be 1/2 inch in diameter and he might want 500 pesos for it.   My mother fell for this ruse on her first trip.   She asked me 312 times if she should buy one or more of the little balls.   Finally, El Gringo Viejo told her to go ahead and risk it, because he would beat the guy up on the next trip in if they turned out to be compressed marshmallows.  She was a true trader/scavenger and a court qualified authority in matters of value of collectibles, antiques, and such things.  She had a great deal of experience in pricing Estate Sales for people, and for many years she ran the "exclusive" charity and foundation store for a significant and historical Episcopal Church in the center of Texas.    When her jeweller and "metals man" did  the test on the little metal balls, he called her and said," Mrs. Viejo, those little balls of metal, you paid 24 dollars for them, no?"   She answered in the positive.  "Well they have some sand, but the metal is come out to 22 karat gold even with the silicate, copper, and silver in it.   It's about 288 dollars in scrap.   Do you want to jeweller them, leave them like they are, or melt them into something fancy?"
       Of course that was back in the mid-1980s.   The gold, silver, and copper never run out.   But whether those fellows are always there, who knows.    Usually when we were there for the two night stay, they would, almost shyly, come slouching around like timid children.  By now they might have publicity agents and a smelter.    They made the little balls of heavy metal by rolling the flecks of gold around like a child rolling a clay ball.   It would take hours of hand heat and rolling to make a little ball of 1/8th inch.   The biggest one I ever saw was about 5/8's of an inch in diameter.   Much effort, but it solves the problem about the Devil's workshop.
       El Gringo Viejo, his better half, and his 5 year old daughter went into the Copper Canyon during one of the early days, to make arrangements for the groups.   There was one little Rura'ruri girl about my daughter's age, her name was Dominga, and she and my daughter interacted like long-lost buddies, at least by the Indian standards.  My daughter bought a little Indian girl doll from her...it's around here somewhere.
    Leaving Cerocahui and Bahuachivo a person can travel on to Cuiteco where there are places to stay and other places of interest to visit.   As in all places, some of the attraction is human...the Indians themselves, and some is the overwhelming imperatives forced by the geography and geology of this area, which is larger than New England.   Cuiteco is interesting because it is right on the railway, but oddly remains almost untouched by tourism.  There are places to stay that are pleasant, but the guest will have the impression that he is staying as a family member...or at least that he is staying as something like an exchange student with a nice family.   Cuiteco has apples and other cold weather fruit production.  There are also access points to the Canyon's edge within a reasonable hike from "downtown" Cuiteco (pop. 315).
     It is almost obligatory that one stay at the Hotel Divisadero, which is the place that grew out of the little place described during the trip we made with Wild Bill Matern in 1967.  Many people of note have stayed there.   Helen Hayes...ambassadors, governors, presidents, John Wayne, and of course El Gringo Viejo.   It really does cling to the edge of the Barranca.   It is a bit pricey, but of course it is all meals included, and the stuff they serve is good.   There are two ways to attack the stay there.   One is to head over to the bar at about 8:35 am and stay there all day.  Others trade in tranquillity for hikes...some quite lengthy....some including overnight camping...or overnighting in very humble Indian villages with basic services only.

      With the picture, above left,  one can appreciate El Gringo Viejo's impatience with a client's insistence upon having a good time.   This particular picture shows the construction of the road to Batopilas, a remote village that at one time served as an R & R site for Pancho Villa.   The road leads from Creel, which should be an inclusion on a person's trek through the route of the Chihuahua al Pacifico.   Since the 1992 period, it has been paved, possible for the entire distance.   Creel is a good place to spend two or three nights...there are folks who come there for the summer.   In town there are several, eight or ten now, decent places that are probably worth the charges.   The people own and operate the facilities, in my opinion, really seem dedicated to complying with the idea of fair value, plus a little more.
     The last time we were there, there were only five places to stay, including the one about 9 kilometres south of town.   Now, one need only click onto a general search, Creel, Chihuahua Hoteles.   The first entry, or thereabouts, will have a listing of about fifteen accommodations ranging from about 20 USD per night up to a ritzy place with a tag of about 170 USD per night.   One must make do with ones willingness to tolerate and the level of friction his soul has with the idea of parting with money.

    When the stay is up a fellow can get back on the train, usually arriving in mid-afternoon, and head for Chihuahua City.   Arrival will be after dark.   There are usually numerous talkative taxi drivers....you know, gabbie cabbies...and ask to go to the very central San Francisco (half-block from the main Plaza) or the Posada del Sol, downtown.   It's a short drive.   The San Francisco is a bit gloomy but has really good moments, food, bar, etc.   The Posada is glitzier...or tries to be...but the restaurant is excellent and most of the rooms are deluxe.

     FINALLY:     If there ever were a reason to do something effectively rather than efficiently, this is one trip where such is indicated.    Think about what has been listed above.   At each stop there are things to do...or not.   There are other places that represent investments of less or more time and money quite nearby.   One notices in the write-up that there are immediate things to include or exclude.   "I don't really care about beaches and Mazatlan." or "I've alway wanted to see that place.   What magic does it have that keeps it in business when there are so many glitzier, up-scale sea-side destinations?"
     This is a trip better suited for a single person, a couple, or for a group of really, really close friends....a group of six or eight persons....who have travelled together successfully.   There should be at least three or four planning sessions....all the while allowing for the inevitable happenstantial contretemps that might occur when dealing with trains and boats and planes and other worthwhile things:
 
     (seems to play better in full screen)
 
    There must be complete satisfaction and willing agreement on the various choices of 2nd class, 1st class, and deluxe accommodation.   For instance it should be considered to use the 1st class train to go through the entire train route on one day from Chihuahua to Los Mochis...fourteen hours....and rest up a couple of days at the Santa Anita and then take the 2nd class train back in stages....El Fuerte, Cuiteco, Cerocahui, Divisadero, Creel.
     Although the security situation around Batopilas and areas to the west has improved substantially since the disorders of 2010, a recent flare up, a little further to the west yet, has been intense and quite successful for the "our side".     There are several write-ups by back-packers, elderly right-wing hippies, curmudgeons, and dumboes who have been down to that beautiful place and reported that normalcy has returned.    These are people who sneer that no one should visit a post office or a Virginia university campus, or a Luby's in Temple if they think they are too important to be exempted from reality....I see their point, actuarially they are correct...pero,  para ser prudente requiere algo de prudencia....which, of course, means "To be prudent requires something of prudence."
     El Gringo Viejo would go down to Batopilas without a second thought.   For someone going to the Copper Canyon for the first time, however, it would be a long waste of time, due to the length of time required for the drive there and back.    That time can be better invested in getting to know, getting to feel, getting to enjoy the millions of brain impressions that the nearer destinations provide in abundance.
     The food on this trip ranges from okay to excellent, with excellent selections in Los Mochis, El Fuerte, and Chihuahua, and a bit more limited within the train route.   However, El Gringo Viejo never had a really bad meal along this route, nor did he ever receive the merest hint of a complaint about the fare.   If folks want to throw in Mazatlan, that particular destination is nothing short of astounding in terms of great grub...from the push-carts to the linen and crystal places.
     One of the best write-ups we have found contains about 40 glaring inaccuracies, and it is terribly dated, since it comes from 2001.  But, it does point out that anyone can do this trip and be substantially "un-babysitted"....because it was taken, and remains being taken by geezers....one of the participants on this trip, for instance, being 88 years of age.   In spite of the inaccuracies and dumboe information the poor people were given, it was a fair trip for the price, and they had a good time.   It seemed that there might have been some anticipation on the part of some of the participants that they were going to downtown Vienna, or to some really primitive place, like Round Rock, Texas.
 

     One should also be aware of the main sport of the Rura'muri men is the making and taking internally of tesquino.   This sport is much more popular than their sport of running one hundred miles without stopping all the while kicking a wooden ball.   The running and kicking sport has no winner, apparently, no score keeping, so perhaps it fits into the new American Public School concept of  "Goals and Objectives".   The tesquino drinking involves a lot of stumbling and mumbling, but there is no distance requirement.    This more important sport is described in this link:
 

     As is noted, this is not a traditional travel guide.   This is the voice of experience that also is the voice of recognition of reality.   Each person should stand at the bat with his own stance.  This expedition, in particular, should be done only after setting aside about 3,000 USD per person, including roundtrip airfares, and investing an absolute minimum of 10 days, leaving by air in various settings:   San Antonio, or Dallas/Ft. Worth, or Houston Bush to Monterrey to Chihuahua.   Also LAX to Mazatlan.   Phoenix to Mazatlan.    AeroCalifornia from Tucson to Los Mochis or Mazatlan.   Upon returning home, one should have up to half of the money remaining, depending upon bar bills, bail bonds, and shopping alternatives.
 
 For veteran travellers to Mexico:
 El Gringo Viejo sees no problem in taking a taxi to the main bus Terminal in Cd. Juarez and taking any of several different departures via Express deluxe or first class bus to Chihuahua.   It will be about 3.5 hours, and there are literally three or four or more different departures every hour, twenty four hours per day.   Transportes del Norte, Transportes Chihuahuenses, Tres Estrellas de Oro, are all recommendable.

Typical Consist of a Chihuahua al Pacifico
 Ist Class Train To-day


For further information, advice, and/or commentary, please email us at the linkage provided on our home page or within this website.   Thanks everyone for the time and interest expressed by having read these observations.
El Gringo Viejo
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Thursday 4 September 2014

El Zorro's 5th Amendment Guru and general wise man, Mark Levin, speaks

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Radio Talker Mark Levin on his show August 22, 2014 to a caller on why liberal Democrats lie.....


"Listening to you, something else really came to mind here too. You know why the Tea Party is hated so much really?

And conservatives are hated so much, really? It’s because we tell the truth.

It’s because we tell the truth. In order to be a Utopian Statist, on the
left, which is what the Democrat Party represents, you must lie.

You must lie about the future. You must lie about entitlement programs and whether or not they’re financially.

You have to lie about securing the border. You must lie and you must lie serially, all the time.
 
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And if you’re a RINO neo-statist Republican, you have to lie a lot too.
 
And you have to abandon core principles because you have to make a choice.
 
Do I throw in with the neo-statist forces or do I tell the truth.
 
So the reason why I believe, listening to you and thinking about this, off the top of my head; the reason to why I think conservatives and the Tea Party which is a part of the conservative movement, are hated so much is because we tell the truth about what’s going on and the truth (about) what needs to be done."
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     The big business types who think that they need the government to help with making "private, public, and community organisation  co-operation" to do this or that project are National Socialists, whether they like it or not.  They especially want to use the central government to freeze out competition, and to underwrite the losses of big business.
 
     The big fish throw out ideas to "help the working man" like minimum wage, social security, Medicare, and college student loans, knowing full well that all such things are traps for the working class and even the upper middle class of citizen.   Every social welfare programme and intervention made to "protect" one class or another of the population has finally served to enslave those who were supposedly to be helped.
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     One watches with sadness at the surly, arrogant swagger of the obviously not underfed "minimum-wage, fast-food workers" demanding  at the very least a doubling of the present minimum wage.   Even to some people who have a bit of a brain, it is not understood that if a person is making 15.oo/hour it actually costs almost 20.00/hour due to employer contributions that are required for the social security Ponzi scheme and the  Medicare-(charge your children or die quickly scheme).   As of now, about one-half of the adult population is incapable of remotely understanding that a 15 dollar per hour wage costs the business 20 dollars per hour.
     I have had the pleasure to try to explain that fact to a fairly sharp dullard, and have been met with, "Yeah..but you just take it off of your income tax.  You rich people gots all kinds of write-offs that poor people don't gets."
 
     There is so much that has been placed forever in ruin...as in the bulk of the Black African cohort of the American Republic's population...sacrificed cold-bloodedly to the end that people like (Sir Edmund) Hillary could flop her big.....coterie down in the Hamptons.   We look at the reaction of marxist saboteurs such as we have throughout this Administration and shake our heads in wonder.
     Eric Holder has spent more time in Ferguson, and committed more people  including 40 FBI and DOJ investigators for the purpose of essentially suborning perjury than on the IRS, Benghazi, and Fast & Furious combined.  For what?  For the purpose of raising the value of a cheap, thug, bully....another Treyvon Martin.... to the value of something human.  No matter how many times one asks, ''Why do you not attempt something reasonable in Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, Los Angeles, New Orleans and the like?  The murder rate affecting black people in such settings is incomprehensible," the answer is always silence.

    The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan cost the United States about 6,500 dead and 50,000 wounded.   That is a bit less than the three days of battle at Gettysburg.  Of course, both sides in that particular engagement were Americans, and brothers are best at the art of killing each other.
     Not to be outdone, the predominately Black zip codes in middle-sized and large cities killed more people each year during the 12 years of War in the Middle East than we lost fighting said wars.  A fair estimate of the average lost in the "urban wars among young Black men" is 8,000 to 9,000 per annum, and that is being a bit conservative.   These numbers are catastrophic.  Coupled with the purposeful whelping of babies strictly for AFDC and public assistance in many forms....and all the attendant fraud...one wonders if the Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives people might think about devoting a couple or three agents to the Urban Murder Plague.
     It might help to determine why the guns sent to Mexico did not have tracking devices.   And also, why the Gestapo Division of the Internal Revenue "Service" is allowed to crunch the bones of Conservative groups while the NEA and Labour Unions are left un-fettered.   Just one or two...maybe five agents to take care of cases that would be a slam-dunk in a rural Texas county with a real DA and a real investigation unit instead of a goon-squad-against- normalcy.

     We are living in the worst of times because of the fact that the holder of the office of president is most certainly a Manchurian candidate, a veritable Fifth Column drone, and the zombies of the Obsolete Press have essentially woven him a magic carpet to keep him out of reach of what would put the rest of us in prison.

More Later, and we sincerely appreciate each of you putting up with my ire.
El Gringo Viejo
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Intermezzo - Herman Cain liked this, so all of us will like it as well.

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    We know the OROGs have their own dogs and cats to feed, things to do, places to go.  So while this seems like it might go one forever, it is only two and a half minutes or so.   Like I say, if Herman likes it has to be good.
 
El Gringo Viejo
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A note to the Family and Closest Friends of El Gringo Viejo concerning our joust with the Tropical Storm Dolly

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Hello All,
 
This is the first Dolly II transmission from our neighbour:   Quiubo David!..me reporta Ciro mucha lluvia por la sierra como lo mencionas. Pero todo bien, la humedad será de mucho provecho para un otoño-invierno generosos
Sigo informando
    It essentially states that the mayordomo of his place reports a lot of rain in the Sierra, as I had mentioned (Rafael read my email to him from very early this morning, where I gave him my radar interpretation of the area down there). He states, ''But all is well, the wetness will be much enjoyed for a generous autumn and winter.  I shall continue to inform." 
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This picture is included in the official State of
Tamaulipas summary of elegant retirement
 and community service for foreign investors.
  It is also a nice scene pertaining to the Valley
 of the Rio Corona...some 200 yards straight
 ahead.   It is, as many know, also the Quinta
 Tesoro de la Sierra Madre and our old Dodge
 Dynasty,not that long ago. We were unaware
 that the picture had been taken, or used for
 official propaganda, until a few minutes ago.
     As best we can tell there was a fairly late arrival to the base of the Sierra de El Cautivo cordillera of the Sierra Madre Oriental range of mountains upon whose skirts the Quinta Tesoro de la Sierra Madre is found.   As you all know this is a well-established destination for all manner of easterly tropical waves, depressions, storms, and hurricanes to bash their brains and guts out, especially from August through November of any given year....almost every given year.  Rains along the faces of the various ridges can range from 10 to 50 inches over a three day period in those mountains to the direct west of the Quinta....from 3 to 20 miles away.  At that 20 mile point is the monster peak of Pen~a Nevada (snowy peak) that reaches up to 13,000 fasl.   Run-off comes mainly towards us from the Canyon of El Tigre, which forms the springs of the origin of the Rio Corona.  Also of importance is the Rio San Pedro a little to the south, and the rivulet El Guayaba a bit to the north of the birthplace of the Rio Corona. 
     Whew!   All that said, we tracked the storm Dolly, Junior at its inception, which is something old men do.  It was not a typical storm.  On the 2nd of September all sources declared that it would go ashore during the early morning hours of the 2nd of September, a Tuesday. near Tampico.   It did not do that.  It broke apart in a way, with much convection separating to the south and also so the east.  One segment of the storm's energy went slight to shore just north of Tampico, about 25 miles north, at a place where Christian has fished on a couple of occasions, to great success, called Barra del Tordo.  But 90% of the storm's energy remained at sea.  The centre was identified by the official sources as having shifted to the south, near Tuxpan, but that was simply an error.  The NOAA analysts followed the lesser, and more visible by satellite and fly-over,  spin-off vortex to the south, while another shifted under the high-cloud canopy, during the night back to the east-northeast, about 80 miles deeper into the Gulf's very warm water.
     Then, on Wednesday, but later in the day, the larger portion of the energy mass moved in two directions.  One was to the north-northeast towards northern Tamaulipas and the southernmost tip of Texas.  The other energy mass, somewhat smaller began to move fairly slowly to just north of due west.  Both of the blocks of rain can be measured by observing that they were either side of the size of the State of Kansas.  So yesterday, a Wednesday, the 3rd of September, northernmost Tamaulipas and the Lower Rio Grande Valley picked up 2 to 8 inches of needed rains.   Given the extra time allowed by Dolly Junior's dawdling in the Gulf almost all of the Valley's cotton crop was either processed at gins or heavily protected at the point of harvest with high quality sheets of heavy duty, tie-down plastic.
 


Hitler's Bridge
This is the bridge over the Rio Corona
near where one might turn to the left
a mile further on to head for the Quinta
and the Santa Engracia area.  The bridge
 was placed shortly after American and
 Mexican crews and engineers had
 completed the ford and that section of
the Pan American Highway in 1935.
   Adolf Hitler sent  tonnes of German
 steel and several teams of German
engineers to build 20 bridges along
 that new highway's paved route
during that same year.  All work
 was finished in 3 months. 
     Then, late in the day and all night, and until a few minutes ago, the area of Cd. Victoria, the Quinta Tesoro de la Sierra Madre, the Hacienda de La Vega, and the zone around the venerable Hacienda de Santa Engracia apparently picked up 4 to 12 inches of rain.   Higher totals almost certainly fell as one moves into the mountains, and my personal estimate without hearing from anyone to this point, would be 10 - 22 inches, due to the fact that it began to rain and never let up....continuously in dark green, but mainly in yellow, ochre, and red echoes all afternoon, evening, night, and early morning....perhaps 18 hours of moderate to very heavy rains.   The area around El Chorrito to our north, along the mountains had the same....as did everything all the way up to Linares - Hualahuises and into  the Monterrey metroplex.   The rains will be beneficial in filling certain lakes of supply for irrigation and municipal water sources throughout the

Finally, in 2012, the Hitler's Bridge suffered a
one-two punch of a truck-wreck and a flood,
and was deigned unserviceable.  The work
on the new bridge was surprisingly quick
and four lanes!! And attractive.  The folks
in the area went out to look at it and made
pictures of themselves with.....their new
bridge.   A point of pride for sure.
northeasternmost 8% of Mexico and southernmost 8% of the Republic of Texas.   Flooding of your home on the Rio Corona is very doubtful...we saw much worse four years ago.   It will be enough to degrade the lessening amount of garbage and disrespect that still persists in cluttering up our beautiful River, and shred it into the bottom sediment to the pleasure of the carp and catfish...and to some degree to actually assist in the breeding of the various types of perch and bass that are encountered in our Rio,   Do not tell anyone that there is a minor, very slight usefulness to that litter and junk, for breeding and collecting vital underwater habitat...but it is purchased at too high a cost for my liking.   Better great limbs and recently arriving conglomerate and malachite rocks from the mountains.

This is the "big sister" built over the Rio
Purificacion, about 10 miles further north
from the Rio Corona.  This picture was
taken four years ago, during a flood just
before the official opening of this fine
 and attractive structure.  Both bridges
replaced one-at-a-time structures from
the mid-1930s.  (four lanes!! whoopee!)
     I am awaiting an advisory from Rafael Salazar de Leon, the hacendado of the Hacienda de La Vega, who will be sending your humble servant and relative a summary of events, without solicitation.  It is one of our blessings that he treats your home as his own in terms of assessment of needed works or adaptations, during my absence, as I do to his compound, plantings, machinery, and structures in his and his family's absence.   Upon receipt of the report of damages and casualties from the battlefront, we shall advise you all by that instant.


El Gringo Viejo
(also known as El Gringo Viejo)
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Wednesday 3 September 2014

Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat ,

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     Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill was perhaps the greatest orator in the English Language during the 20th Century.   Not a bad accolade for a half-breed American with more Indian blood than Pocahontas Warren, who declares herself qualified for privilege by taking advantage of Indian ancestry that she can neither prove, nor has.   We might throw in another great orator by the name of Billy Graham, who could literally hold a stadium of 100,000 spell-bound and silent for an hour.    There were and are many other great speakers, but the two aforenamed are in a distinct class.   Churchill's message for those times, now speaks to these times.  Sad, but true, avarice and  wanton drives are found throughout individuals and groups within the somewhat human race.  Would that such things did not exist, but they do.  I cannot guarantee your safety, even as you sit in your living room during the early evening.
 
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     Barry Soetoro, whose minders declared him to be a foreign-born exchange
"Yes, my pretty, just show this apple
to the girl at the reception in the
Hospital.  Then everything will
be FREE!"
student in order to gain special consideration at a university he says he attended, and does in fact hold a diploma from said university (nobody remembers him) has always been a "protected commodity". He was said to be so great an orator that grown men had tingles up and down their legs just listening to him.   To the discerning, Barry's speeches were toned down little rants against the unfairness of fate, the lack of caring by the State lottery, and institutional meanness on the part of the "haves", the style a form of literary boiler-plating drawn from focus group phrases. 

     The people who were not addicts to the rusted-out Cuba-think of to-day's Democrat Party could easily see through the charlatan's call for "New lamps for Old!  New Lamps for Old".   The old hag's insistent offer of the  shiny apple to the pretty girl at the door was seen-through readily by children in the theatre.   What a shame to have a Republic whose electorate has been degraded to the point that critical thinking is almost a disqualifier for eligibility as an elector.
     Or put another way, why would Snow White take a bite from an apple from someone who looks like (Sir Edmund)Hillary?   Why would William Tell take an arrow from a shyster-looking dunce like Barry Soetoro, the nephew of Uncle Omar and Auntie Zietuni (RIP)?  "Here, Bill.  Try this new arrow.  If you want your arrow, you can keep your arrow, but this one here is better."
     Why, Bill would you change your type of arrow, when you have shot 1,000 straight times, the apple right of the head of your son, without fail, and with absolute accuracy?



Mohammed scores a 9.6.  Very good for a
 desert dweller, don't you think, Valerie?
     Now comes Barry, after heeding naught of the advisories of the various intelligence agencies.   Also, his heralds sound their horns, while we remember that Barry has sacked more general officers than Abraham Lincoln.  Many more.   We especially remember General Petraeus, and Ham, and Admiral Gaouett.  This is a real feat for a person who knows absolutely nothing about military procedures, tactics, or strategies. 


"Oh!  King Barry, thank you for my lobotomy!
 And after I presented my apple, it was all free!!
  The millionaires and billionaires were forced to
 pay. Thank you, Glorious One!!
  We worship you."
  Lie after lie -  a spontaneous riot in Benghazi brought on by a video that nobody had ever seen - wallowing in the caress of a slavish, servile, totally ideologically and psychologically compliant press corps.   (Not Corpse, King Barry the Artificial, it's corps. One must pronounce it kohr...your teleprompter did not school you on that one...as well as a million other points of grammar.).   But!  At least we managed to sacrifice our Embassy in Tripoli, Libya, so as to provide swimming opportunities to Islamist terrorists.  Another victory in the Building Understanding War Against America's Past Abuses.



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     We leave now, with deference to the actual president of the United States...or what is left of said Union.  That is, of course, Valerie Jarrett who is the only person in the White House who has any testosterone poisoning.   It is strange that, when all was said and done, a non-native born foreigner did become President after all...it just was not Barry Soetoro.   Valerie has the typical communist record of ripping off public monies to her own benefit.  She also has a record of service at high positions while condemning the highly placed and wealthy.  She was, after all, a member of the Board of Governors of the Chicago Federal Reserve.   Her daddy was a communist who had to flee Iran (Persia) during the regimen of the Shah....when there was SO MUCH Totalitarianism, before it was made into a bastion of freedom under the ayatollahs.

     Valerie, who has held various high public positions, always decorated her walls with pictures of favourite communist personalities, including Ernesto (Che) Guevara.   Of course, we all know she was the match-maker for that match made in Gulag Heaven....Miss Alfalfa Sprouts for Everybody Else...Michelle Robinson, the girl who reported to work at least 4 times during her two year,  $314,000 per annum salary, do-nothing job.  Michelle's job, remember, was primarily to divert Negroes, especially the "wrong kind" of Negroes to seek medical services at the Cook County Training and Veterinarian Clinic.   HER hospital was for the "important people".    Such hypocritical frauds:   Two 747s to every vacation....you gotta' love it.

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El Gringo Viejo
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Tuesday 2 September 2014

Chavez was to Venezuela as ____________________is to ___________________?

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A member of Venezuela's Socialist Party has rolled out a variation of the classic Christian "Lord's Prayer" to implore beloved late leader Hugo Chavez for protection from the evils of capitalism.
 
     "Our Chavez who art in heaven, the earth, the sea and us delegates," red-shirted delegate Maria Estrella Uribe recited on Monday at the Partido Socialista Unida Venezolano  party Congress.  "Hallowed be your name, may your legacy come to us so we can spread it to people here and elsewhere. Give us your light to guide us every day," she said in front of an image of Chavez.  Lead us not into the temptation of capitalism, deliver us from the evil of the oligarchy, like the crime of contraband, because ours is the homeland, the peace and life forever and ever. Amen. Viva Chavez!"  she exclaimed to applause.
 
     My poor wife thought that the above two paragraphs might have been one of my weak, ill-explained parodies.   They are not.  They are taken from an account of an official meeting of the Venezuelan United Socialist Party.
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Luciferine angels review Hugo Chavez's
 progress in putting down roots in Hell.
  He seems to be adjusting well enough.
    Lunatic marxists, shades of Jonestown.   This is the nature of the multigenerational public assistance-dependent method of thought.  The making of the cosmic into something bound by the vagaries of lust and covetousness.   It is the futility  of investing in the earthly  where all treasures, moth and rust doth do certainly corrupt.
   What conceit!  What inability to recognise that, after literally thousands of provisional governments, Pronunciamientos Grandiosos, Constitutions of this or that Peoples' Republic, the Reich of 1,000 years, the Certain March of Bolshevik History, of Mandela Worship, and Mahatma Ghandi Worship you people never succeed in establishing Utopia?   
     Yet, the socialists worship of all things formed by the hand of man....do you humanist utopians never learn?   I address not the OROGs but the self-worshipping secular humanists who have Polar Bears instead of Saints as guideposts.
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