Tuesday, 2 September 2014

Chavez was to Venezuela as ____________________is to ___________________?

A member of Venezuela's Socialist Party has rolled out a variation of the classic Christian "Lord's Prayer" to implore beloved late leader Hugo Chavez for protection from the evils of capitalism.
     "Our Chavez who art in heaven, the earth, the sea and us delegates," red-shirted delegate Maria Estrella Uribe recited on Monday at the Partido Socialista Unida Venezolano  party Congress.  "Hallowed be your name, may your legacy come to us so we can spread it to people here and elsewhere. Give us your light to guide us every day," she said in front of an image of Chavez.  Lead us not into the temptation of capitalism, deliver us from the evil of the oligarchy, like the crime of contraband, because ours is the homeland, the peace and life forever and ever. Amen. Viva Chavez!"  she exclaimed to applause.
     My poor wife thought that the above two paragraphs might have been one of my weak, ill-explained parodies.   They are not.  They are taken from an account of an official meeting of the Venezuelan United Socialist Party.
Luciferine angels review Hugo Chavez's
 progress in putting down roots in Hell.
  He seems to be adjusting well enough.
    Lunatic marxists, shades of Jonestown.   This is the nature of the multigenerational public assistance-dependent method of thought.  The making of the cosmic into something bound by the vagaries of lust and covetousness.   It is the futility  of investing in the earthly  where all treasures, moth and rust doth do certainly corrupt.
   What conceit!  What inability to recognise that, after literally thousands of provisional governments, Pronunciamientos Grandiosos, Constitutions of this or that Peoples' Republic, the Reich of 1,000 years, the Certain March of Bolshevik History, of Mandela Worship, and Mahatma Ghandi Worship you people never succeed in establishing Utopia?   
     Yet, the socialists worship of all things formed by the hand of man....do you humanist utopians never learn?   I address not the OROGs but the self-worshipping secular humanists who have Polar Bears instead of Saints as guideposts.