Friday, 2 March 2012

Flabberglastulated

I am ordering the institutions that employ people within the Roman Catholic Church to include free of charge contraceptive and abortion coverage within their employees' group insurance....thus spake the King.

     Then, after considerable gnashing of teeth and pulling of hair, "Okay, if that is not okie-dokie with everyone, I am ordering that the Roman Catholic Church and any other religious group that does not provide contraceptive and abortion services within their employees' benefits,  provide said benefits free of charge through a parallel private insurance policy.  Ihave spoken". 
Okay, okay....I get it.   Republicans and church-type people want women to be pregnant all the time.   The only way women can obtain contraceptive services is for such to be provided to them. They are so stupid that they cannot go down to the pharmacy and pick up a package of birth-control pills.  They are so stupid that they cannot go down on their own and determine if they want to pay 50 dollars for this brand at one store or go to WalMart and pay 6 dollars for something similar.
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Now here is a sad fact for Father O'bamaham, Nancy Pelosi, and the entire gaggle of mendacious carnivorous vegetarians who make up the socialist cabal in America.   This is gleaned off of a readily accessible "girl-talk" web-site, so I would propose that the woman giving testimony before Mrs. Pelosi's Democrat Committee on Reproductive whatever might want to "go shopping" instead of instantly demanding that the Gringo Viejo pay for her birth control pills.....or for her anything for that matter.



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replied September 21st, 2010
Don't NEED planned parenthood. Check out walmart, walgreens, CVS, etc. they all have lists of Rx's that are $4, $9, and even 3 months of an RX for $10. Ortho Tricyclene and Ortho Cyclene are both on the cheap list at Walmart for sure. If you are paying more than that you are not so smart.        


      Now, this is a bit dated, but just checking, in person, at a couple of Walgreen's  (which are like upper-middle class convenience store/pharmacies) and at WalMart (which is like a working-class general store, with a pharmacy where a lot of rich people I know also shop), a girl can buy effective pharmaceutical contraception for as little as 16 dollars for a 3 month supply.    That is as of this date.

     This means one or several of the following things.    Considering that she says it will cost 3,000 dollars during her time as a law student enrolled at Georgetown, a Jesuit university of very high prestige that SHE  chose specifically because it did NOT have contraceptive coverage, so that she could make her so-salient point about her human rights.....

(1)    The young woman testifying before Mrs. Pelosi's committee is a lazy shopper, or...

(2)    The young woman is stupid, or...

(3)    The young woman is of the opinion that Americans are too stupid to understand that any single woman going to a prestigious university such as Georgetown, with financial assistance on top of all of that, certainly could afford to pay like the hoit poloi, or...

(4)     The young woman is an ardent communist who believes that everybody must submit to a plan by which the government controls issues of matters such as contraception and the method by which contraception will be financed and dispensed, or...

(5)     The young woman is an arrogant, conceited, full-of-herself thrippit who thinks that she is the first one to discern that all men are jerks and that she must save woman-kind from the slavery of patiarchy, or...

(6)     The young woman has an overactive interest in sexual activity, or...

(7)     The  young woman has slugs for bed-mates who do not think she is good enough for a cheap date at MacDonald's or to provide for methods of contraception for which she would not have to pay, or...

(8)    The young woman has not been to a Planned Parenthood Abortatoreum to pick up essentially free prophylactics and other discounted pharmaceutical contraceptives and her 2 X 1 late-term infanticide coupons, in the convenient drive-through near you, or...

(9)    The young woman is so self-consumed that she thinks that the government should pay or require someone to pay for her Bandaids, fresh asparagus,  roller-skate repairs, or anything else that comes into her obviously narcissistic, conceited mind or, ...

(10)   The young woman does not care that the beneficence of the central government has painted the Republic into a chasm of 16,000,000,000,000  (16 trillion) dollars of debt.   This means, that as an adult, she is already in debt by 80,000 dollars, but that she does not give a damn so long as she can obtain something for free that she should pay for herself, or...

(11)    The young woman does not care that her daughter will be left to pay off a debt that might total 100,000,000,000,000 (100 trillion) almost certainly ensuring that her daughter will live a miserable, spiritless, drab life of enslavement to her betters...the marxists elitists.

(12)    The young woman does not give a whit about any moral sense of self-responsibility or chastity or self-control or self-value.     She scoffs at such notions as being out-of-date and unrealistic.   She thinks that only her whims, erstwhile needs, desires, and demands are of any value, and she wants them addressed, now!    And, of course, she wants that guy over there to pay for them.   And that waitress over there to pay....and her parents to pay, and that guy over there.
            She scorns the joke about the aspirin between the knees as the best contraceptive, but.....you know what?.....It Works.    Even the rhythm system works.  Even paying your own way works.

     Finally, of course, we know that this issue was foisted up as a windmill to humiliate the Republicans.   We shan't brake lance against it.   We take your windmill and spit on it.   None of us care about whether this woman or that woman  uses contraception or not.   None of us have even thought about meddling in this matter which lies strictly within mates and within the mind and conscience of each woman.   The demand that this deranged young  woman makes of an institution that has decided the issue as a matter, literally, of canon, is what any reasonable person finds flabberglastulating.
     They are saying, "We shall tear down all walls of tradition, moral code, reason, dignity, and self-reliance in order to establish the Brave New World, and to destroy the productive, the rich, the wealthy, the believers in superstition, and those who believe that creation was not an accident.   No permit?  No baby!   No babies without a government permit!"
Nancy Pelosi
Nancy Pelosi was caught unaware this week when notified that
the College of Cardinals had decided to depose the present Pope and put her
in his place.   Her repeated demonstration of knowing more about the canons,
dogma, writings, and other Church law than the old Pope gave her the nod.
Unfortunately, during the 139th face lift, the liquid nitrogen effect did not
wear off as anticipated.    Vatican officials are putting the finishing touches
on a special 3,000 ton 24k gold mitre for Her Holiperson to wear at all times.


More later.   Thanks for the attention and time.
El Gringo Viejo

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Beauty is as beauty does

Make certain that your children do not see this picture before going to sleepy-bye to-night.

Even Rush Says It....Even Gretchen says it. Let us try to avoid it

     We need to wake up in the morning....struggle through the routine....while repeating the following, "I shall not say that O'bamaham doesn't understand......   I shall not say that O'bamaham needs to understand.....     I shall not say, 'Someone should tell O'bamaham that more drilling in the deep-water gulf would kill about 5 birds with one stone in terms of the American economy".
    It is okay to finally admit to ones conscience, brain, and heart that Father O'bamaham is in favour of 10 dollar gasoline because he knows it will break the economy and destroy much wealth that is held privately.
     No one will be punished if he is fully confessed that he knows that  Father O'bamaham wants to raise taxes on the rich because he hates rich people.....even the ones who flood his campaign war-chest with money.

     We all make the that error of saying, "Why doesn't somebody tell him?"    We do not shoot back in the face of the stupid and the marxists that the reason for us having the mere mention of the contraceptive topic in polite company is because Father O'bamaham brought it up by "ordering" the Roman Catholic Church specifically that their institutions would be required to provide "free" contraceptive prescription coverage in the health insurance scheme of the employing entity.
     We remember Georgie Stephenopoulis badgering Mitt Romney during one of those "debates" not long back.   It seemed at the time to be a off the wall, obnoxious question with absolutely no pertinence.   At best it was designed to eat up clock time so that the Republican candidates gathered would not be able to talk so long about things like Keystone and deep-water drilling.    Or so we thought.
     It was actually seeding the ground for the coming blast from the marxists...."Women run for the hills, the Republicans are coming to take away your pills and chain you to the kitchen and bedroom!!"    The fact was that it was also a full-scale attack on Christian institutions and the beginning of the establishment, once and for all, of an Official State Church.    That Official State Church is the Official State Church.   The Pope is Father O'bamaham, and the saints are Margaret Sanger, Mao Tse Tung, Adolph Hitler, Joseph Robert Stalin, Woodrow Wilson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Fidel Castro, and the panoply of Utopians too numerous to mention.        
        

IN COURT: Onyango Obama, left, a...
Photo by AP
IN COURT: Onyango Obama, left, a half-uncle
 of President Obama, stands with his lawyer
 P. Scott Bratton yesterday in Framingham
 District Court.
Father O'bamaham favours the kind of immigration that proves America's broad shoulders can take on the task of taking in the huddled masses, those people who come to this country to honour our presence and theirs through their good works and contributions to both themselves and their community.   These are the people we need to forge a new America.   An America that is kinder and gentler.   An America that does not judge.   An America that gets its birth control pills and permit to bear children from the Reich's Ministry of Health and Population.
Good luck on your trial Unkie Onie.  You and your half-sister are on complete housing, food, medical, utility, and even legal funding.   You are both illegal aliens.   You are both septic slugs who are as deranged as any person who takes because he can.    You are a perfect emblem for your nephews vision of Hope and Change.   Please try to pay back the 200,000 dollars per year you and you sister are costing the someone....The formula is "From each according to his ability and to each according to his need" I believe.
Pray for liberty.   Pray for America.
El Gringo Viejo  

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Jury Service Done

The Gringo Viejo's jury service is done for this cycle.  There was nothing anyone can read about at the grocery check out line.  Very mundane service.   More tomorrow.

El Gringo Viejo

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Anglican Curmudgeon: Quo vadimus?

Anglican Curmudgeon: Quo vadimus?: One has the greatest difficulty trying to climb into the mind of the bureaucrat(s) who decided to erect this sign . Far from being what ...

EL GRINGO VIEJO PUTS THIS INCLUSION IN FROM The Anglican Curmudgeon (season's colours mine).   It is required reading for OROGs.   Sour, sweet, bitter, and salty in one short article.   Brilliantly pointed and instructive.   90 second read.

El Gringo Viejo

Slight Changes

We shall be doing a bit of site modification and re-design.   Nothing major, but simply implementing notions that have come to us during the past few days.   Waiting around for the the jury selection process gives one a chance to think about things a bit, and that might be the source for this new inspiration.
      The process yesterday at the Courthouse was the quickest and best run yet experienced in perhaps fifteen or so journeys to the jury selection process.   El Gringo Viejo long ago stopped trying to avoid service.   Things like nice little old lady successfully sueing for damages after pouring hot coffee on herself are what motivates the Old Gringo's mean streak. 
       It is also difficult for normal people to understand or comprehend the crime wave we have in South Texas.   Incomprehensible, depraved zomboes with no souls  committing crimes that were unheard of down here back in the Flintstonian Epoch.    The product of unbridled breeding by the 666 people.    Parents (?) decapitating their three infant and toddler children as an offering to Santa Muerte so as to somehow gain access to more PCP, methamphetamine, or cocaine.

     It would be good to say that these are isolated insanities.   It is understood that such activity is not reserved to this area alone.   But, this is where the Old Gringo can do something about it.  In our presence in Mexico, we stand up for social order and the catechism of normality by demonstrating our support of the Army and Naval Infantry.....and just be being there.   Feeding the dogs and cats, tending the plants, providing a pleasant refuge and relaxation for visitors.  The locals are restored to know that people would journey from a distance to dwell among them.   Remember always, that Mexicans are always more appreciative of their own things when they are esteemed by foreigners and outsiders.    The locals may or may not like me, but they do like the fact that I like their setting....their place in geography, time, and situation.

     So, this feeds into El Gringo Viejo's view of things.   There are no radical changes coming to the web site or to the blog site.    Perhaps we are going to try to be a little less sharp edged, but oddly, we may slide a couple of clicks to the Right.   Standby, and thanks for your continued interest.
     We are fighting with the labyrinthine AdSense procedures in order to provide better shots at bargains for our readers and greater moolah for El Gringo Viejo.   Google, however, does not like the idea that we do not want porno ads, AARP ads, Planned Parenthood, Obama, United Nations, ACLU, and so forth.   We are not really into mobile abortion services or miltiple-state voter absentee registration forms.   Well....almost.

El Gringo Viejo