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This entry comes from some folks who produce the greatest greeting cards on or off the web.  It seems that they don't worry so much about being politically correct or incorrect.   They seem terribly Anglican, which is not that strange because they come from rural Sussex, from the below-named village of Lurgashall.   In keeping with things there, they are all very intelligent, talented, and sophisticated and have a talent for modernizing antiquity.   The operation is Jacquie Lawson Cards, and they would be something equivalent to a Japanese Bonzai tree that is 500 years old, or like Lou Gehrig's farewell to Baseball speech, or actually having a private audience with Santa Claus, or a two-month rail trip around the United States.

Check in at http://www.jacquielawson.com/    and see their offerrings.   We cannot figure how the business can make any money, so we assume that they are all independently wealthy and have not been taxed enough.  We shall report them to Barry and Michelle's Tax Collection Service if more evidence presents itself. 

     The Gringo Viejo's ancient ancestry considering our various surnames are terribly Hebrew, Ingles, Picts, and Jutes, Frenchy, Dane, (and some Prussian, Hessian, and German Saxon thrown in, but do not tell anybody).   We have a lot of people buried around Bury Saint Mary's, Kelsale, Suffolk, to the north of Lurgashall, Sussex.
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Lurgashall village

Jacquie lives in the village of Lurgashall, in Sussex, England. Most of the scenes, characters and animals for her cards are taken from the village, or indeed from her own picture-perfect period cottage.

The name Lurgashall is probably Saxon in origin, dating from the period following the Saxon invasion circa 500AD when a roving band of marauders may well have travelled along the Roman road from Chichester to London and settled on the site. Although the village is not mentioned in the Domesday Book, situated as it was in the dense forest of Wealden which was then considered to be of little value, Lurgashall was included in the fruits of victory which William the Conqueror handed out to his greedy henchmen.

Lurgashall is a now small but thriving village of around 700 inhabitants, and it boasts a pub (of course), a Saxon church, a shop, and a cricket green. The cricket pavilion (which can be seen clearly in the "Snowdog" Christmas card) is notable for the clock tower which was erected in 2000 in memory of Jacquie's late husband Roger, who was for many years captain of the village cricket team. The cricket team has its own website - www.lurgashall.com.

If you're ever passing through, be sure to call in at the Noah's Ark Inn, where Henry and Amy will be happy to serve you a pint of their best Greene King IPA!

St. Laurence's Church
Although nothing remains of the original wooden Saxon building, the present Church shows clear signs of later Saxon architecture. The Tower, with its pointed arch, is Norman. The Cloister was added in the 16th century, so that parishioners from some distance away could rest & eat between morning and evening services. Remains can be seen of an early font which was smashed by the Puritans in the Civil War. This bears signs of a lock to prevent the theft of Holy Water for superstitious purposes. Beneath is a 'Resurrection Stone' of immense weight which was hired out to prevent newly buried corpses from being stolen! The present font, of Sussex Marble, was first used on Lady Day, 1662, when the restored Charles II had reintroduced the Prayer Book and the ceremony of Baptism. The Lectern was presented in 1897 in memory of Alfred Lord Tennyson who lived nearby and was a regular worshipper at St. Laurence's.

THE GRINGO VIEJO'S ANCIENT PARISH:

     This is where a bunch of really pure-bred English mongrels were baptised, married, and buried back in the 1200 - 1600 AD period.     This is in the little city of Kelsale, Suffolk, in Anglia, England.   Lots of primordial Gringos there.



Church of Saint Paul and Saint Mary, C of E

Kelsale, Suffolk, East Anglia

Some day soon, perhaps, we shall be able to make the trek to various places to see at least where our children's ancestor saw things, whether we see the same things or not.   We shall have to go into most of south and eastern England.....then some places in western England like Shropshire and southern Mersey Counties which are adjacent, I believe to the northwesternmost corner of Wales, but still in England...and then Cumbria and Northumbria in  northernmost England and to the Isle of Man.   Before or after that, on the same trip, we shall have to cover the southeastern third of Spain to say grace over the bones and dust of the children's better side.

     Any English OROGs on a personal basis with Basil Rathbone need to ask him if he can pick us up at the station and take us over to see his place at 221B Baker Street.   We would prefer one of those black taxis or perhaps one of the red double-decker busses that we see in the war movies.    We'd intend to be staying in the London area for three or four nights.   We'll need one day to give the Archbishop of Canterbury a few pointers about Anglican dogma and ritual.....also to remind HRM Elizabeth that she really needs to name her son as Duke of  Falkland and Belize, and then pass the succession directly to her grandson, HRH Prince William.    It would be a shame to follow a pretty decent run of it for one monarchette with a dumboe like the present Prince of Wales.  Would there be a king so bold of bone that he would deign to deny the dullards the dole they demand and disband the Labour Party, and expel their pinky souls (what be left of 'em)from the Parliament.   So there.   Let it be written.

El Gringo Viejo

If a Republican Were to Do This....

Jay Carney quoted the Bible on Wednesday. Except he didn't. AP PhotoClose

From today’s briefing:

MR. CARNEY: Well, I believe the phrase from the Bible* is, “The Lord helps those who help themselves.” And I think the point the President is making is that we should -- we have it within our capacity to do the things to help the American people.

And it might be added, that since it is in the Bible that rich people are ropes that cannot make it through the eye of a camel they are all going to be turned into pillars of gold like Damacles and all those people in Atlantis.  So much for what you believe, Carney....because if you believe in what you believe the Bible says about this matter, you are capable of believing anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time.

And then....with no particular respect...."I think the point the President is making is that we should - we have it within our capacity to do the things to help the American people."
        To do what, precisely?    We have to help the American people to help themselves be helped?  Is that what the great Yahweh said in the Bible?   Is that what someone said he said?   Did  Nancy Pelosi, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson, Harry Reid, Jay Carney, Barry O'Bama, almost every Democrat officeholder and appointee, and all the other intellectually-challenged people all go to the same school of rhetoric, composition, and logic?

The Gringo Viejo told his supplier he needed a camel for his
next blog entry, but it arrived late.   So he was sent back.

Right!   Carney knows that quote is actually in Poor Richard's Calendar, too.  It's kinda like Margaret Mitchell's book,   Gone with the Mockingbird.

El Gringo Viejo

(enter Dr. John Dean's battle cry in after the Iowa Demcrat Primary in 2004)

For Every Season, There Is a Time

Be not deceived;  God is not mocked: for whatsoever
a man soweth, that he shall also reap.

     There is no way to avoid the natural law of Yahweh as it is set down.   If we produce un-fathered children and support those children with the wealth of those who are not their parent, the majority of those children are bound to the crooked, self-destructive path.   They care nothing for their own patrimony and will destroy the patrimony of others.   They have no souls.   They do not care.   They are born dead....seeming to live for a brief while, as they destroy everything around them.

      There is no way to avoid the natural law of Yahweh, as it is set down.   If we send out children to tutelage, and they dwell among fools, then our children will leave their instruction as fools, with only rare exception.   If they are told naught, they will know naught.   If they are told the tales of fools, they will be as the fool.   If they are told that they are wise, and their informers are fools and full of guile, our children will be a danger to themselves and everyone around them.   Our children's souls will atrophy within them and they will see themselves as greater than the Laws of Yahweh.    They will know there is no Yahweh, and with that certainty they will know that they  themselves are gods, and have no constraint.

       Mexico has lost 20 percent of its young people and 15 percent of its human-occupied geography.

        America has lost 20 percent of its young people and 10 percent of its human-occupied geography.

        Canada has lost 10 percent of its young people and  5 percent of its human-occupied geography.

      Were it a war, these losses in dead, wounded, and captured would essentially mean that those who had suffered those losses had lost the war.   When it is stated that an amount of children have been "lost", it is meant that those children have been killed or taken into the short life of organized crime, or those children who have embarked upon the life of glue and paint sniffing, marihuana smoking, cocaine, methamphetamine, morphinates, and other inebriates.    Most are drawn from what is politely known as the "urban environment", but....

        Do not doubt that your own children, grandchildren, nephews and nieces, and/or those of your friends and associates  could be among those who have the 10 miles stare, the lying, the early aging and dental problems, the secretivity and sneakiness, the peculiar moods, the irascibility, and the counter-productive explosive spontaneity.

 "My parents treat me like I'm a
child.   Nobody understands me.''

OOOOOOOOOOO

       Reasonable alternatives proposed in the past were not employed.   Many proposals were made.    Some were seemingly radical.   What we have now is a catastrophic collapse leading soon to total anarchy, death, and destruction of all property, value, and wealth.   IT IS HAPPENING NOW.     All the "radical" proposals bandied about in restaurants and saloons and beauty parlours, and backyard barbeques could have had a positive impact towards moving to a solution to the problems caused by bastardy and the unwillingness of so many  to concern themselves with the legal pursuit of self-sufficiency.

TO WIT:

(1)    Utter and total legalization of all psychotropic anything.  With safeguards such as requiring the AMTRAK engineers and the Southwest Airlines pilots and the Greyhound Bus drivers and all such similar critical personnel to submit to urinalysis before departure or other such deployment...and other such basic, logical measures....we could have allowed those so disposed to turn into the Zomboes they wished to be, take them out to de-activated Indian Reservations, and kept them there, stringing beads, and eating their oatmeal and Vienna sausage until they died.    The Gringo Viejo rates this alternative a 93.

OR

(2)     Arrest, demonstration of incontrovertible proof to the satisfaction of a special drug jury of 18 people who have passed a reasonable, difficult examination concerning their intellectual capacity and reasoning ability, and execution by firing squad that could be publicly heard but not seen.   Another two tiers of appeal should be worked out.   Visiting panels of (6) jurors, drawn from random assignment as in a lottery, could be the first tier of appeal.   Another could be the existing Texas Court of Criminal Appeals.    The entire process would be held to the time limit of 360 calendar days.    El Gringo Viejo gives this alternative a 93.

THEN 

(3)     Withdraw, cease, and eliminate the operation of government public assistance programs.   The central government in Washington, D.C. has no Constitutional authourity to transfer payments from one group to another.   The individual States might have that authourity if they, in their wisdom, wish to burden their own citizenry.    Elevate the eleemosynary institutions in the various locales to the task of providing for those who require charitable intervention in their lives.      El Gringo Viejo gives this alternative a 95.

THEN

(4)      Upon the proving beyond all reasonable doubt, any woman who is deriving the majority of her family unit's support from charitable or public assistance, and who has a third baby without the benefit of paternity will be first given a preventative, and then after due process with be taken to a veterinarian to be spayed.    The three children will be taken into private or State child protection and adoptive alternatives sought and obtained.    There will be no foster-care programs...only adoption.

       Any female who has produced three children without benefit of paternity will submit her whelp to paternity testing.  Those who have been identified as the procreants to her whelps........barring he who can demonstrate the PREVIOUSLY publicly published announcement and DEMAND FOR THE RIGHT and intent to take, own, and be wholly responsible for his progeny, .......will be taken to the veterinarian and be gelded....at the procreant's expense.
         All participating veterinarians will be exempt from any civil liability for these services.
         El Gringo Viejo gives this alternative a  95.

AS always, it is an continuing pleasure to have your company, share your time, and receive the OROG's attention.
El Gringo Viejo...   

Emotional Millstones

Each morning, each week, each month, as the sand runs through the narrow part of the hourglass, El Gringo Viejo tries to move to the next issue without being troubled, angered, and distressed about things over which he has no control.

      The fault is entirely that of the Gringo Viejo.   He chooses to forget the admonitions of his father to his mother when she complained about some foolish thing someone had done..."Doll, try to remember he's a Mexican"    or  "Doll, try to remember he's a German"  or "Doll, try to remember he's a Southerner".    These admonitions gave, at the very least, some comfort to those who believe in bio-cultural dominance in terms of major influences over individual and group human activity.

      "I just can't believe that that horrible man was letting his 6 year old child drink beer at the table.   We're only 30 years away from the Prohibition and half the County's still dry!   I want you to go over and tell Mr. Hophenbluschter what a bum he is!!   We fight two wars against them and they still don't learn anything"

      "Husband, that lazy Mexican is over there sleeping at 2:00 in the afternoon!   People are going to say he's drunk!   Go over there and wake him up right now!

      "Look at that crazy English tourist there on the beach.   He's actually going into the water and it can't be a degree over 80f," she would point, incredulous of the scene.

     It was not quite that extreme, but it was something similar.   The Old Gringo's father would smile and beg a bit understanding and tolerance, which was always granted.    It was my job to anticipate my own uncomfortableness with deviant social and cultural behaviour and move to be understanding and tolerant, to the extent possible.    One does that realizing  there are certain cultural, biological, and social forces that are overwhelming to the large majority of humans.    There are also certain variables among individual humans who make them disposed to do well, prosper, be happy, to work, to serve, to do good by their neighbours, and generally be positive....And there are variables that move certain persons, individually to do things that are self-destructive, that are narcissistic, that cause pain to self and others, that are counterproductive in general to the establishment of a good, prosperous, and happy existence in this life.

    Sometimes El Gringo Viejo forgets.   Forgets to accept.  Consider the Leftist.

      He is always angry.   Let him be angry.

      He is always certain that his motives are the only pure motives.

     He is satisfied, since his motives are pure, that his policy of taking things away from owners, killing millions of people - or thousands - or hundreds - or scores that is always justified, for the greater good.

     He is always sure that his plan for bussing someone else's child from here to there will serve to punish the evil and liberate those he wishes to liberate.

     He is always convinced that when his programs and designs produce results that are many times worse than the ill that had been proposed for extinction, it was the result of insufficient expenditures.

     He  is satisfied that all the ills of the world are caused by wealth and the wealthy, and that the "poor" are somehow more morally grounded than other people.

     He is content in the knowledge that, if it is necessary to publish information about an event, it is perfectly acceptable to amend the facts so as to protect his point of view and to slander the opponent.   After all, those who oppose helping the poor are evil people.

    He is proud of the people who foul the lives of the un-involved and destroy their paths and properties, because he knows those who have, need to suffer what it means to be poor and lacking control.

     He understands that while he proposes stringent programs and strident solutions to problems that may or may not exist, he himself must not be restrained by the law, or even require of himself any compliance with that new law.

     He scoffs at the idea that certain people suffer in life due to their own addictions to alcohol, drugs, sloth, self-centeredness, promiscuity, violation of natural law, profligacy, or other personal failings.   All personal problems are reactions to the Oppression by the Rich.

     He stares in wonder at an old fool like the Gringo Viejo's father who always urged to understand the origins of each man.  To tolerate his idiosyncrasies.  To allow a troubled person to awaken to his disorder, seek help, and climb from his abyss. (Stupid Indian, why doesn't he use a saddle for his horse?)


El Gringo Viejo was touched by this posting by a OWC activist.   Much jewelry, many piercings of nose, lips, eye brows, and many tatoos.   She was well dressed but dirty.   Her eyes seemed to be able to hold a focus for two or three seconds before going into a 10-mile stare.  She might have been 20 years old.

Her protest sign?

"There is nothing the Amerikan Wehrmacht  can do that regular people can't undo with a law to set people free and give them money and food and what people nede.   No Jews!  No Jews in Palestine! No Jews in America!"

The Gringo Viejo will have to vote for that bill before he reads it again.  Peace, brother.


 

The Collegiate Defect

     Rush is raving forth about the dunce - ism of majoring in liberal arts.   In these days, most of those who are stumbling through a liberal arts curriculum are not aware that the only place where their studies can be readily applied is in the area of instruction.    Therefore it becomes something like the Bavarian Butt Biter.   The Bavarian Butt Biter is the animal who bites himself on the rear and as the pain becomes more intense the animal gnashes himself on the rear even harder.   One can only imagine how it all ....how would one say....how it all ends.

     But, frequently Rush is wrong.   The Old Gringo has the right to say a little about that because we were sponsors of one of his early stops during the Rush to Excellence Tour he did early on during the launch of his National radio career.    Rush is more frequently right, this this time he is wrong.

     The point is that those who go into liberal arts need to know going in that they are bound to have to adapt to a changing seascape here and a changing landscape there.    There is plenty for them to do, because they are usually capable of performing in three or four or five discipline areas.   Many are extremely quick studies and can move from entire discipline to another with ease.

      BUT !!!    The type who wants to go into liberal arts should be a person who is going to university only to verify that he is a gentleman or that she is a lady, a studied and compliant person to some measurable degree.  The liberal arts graduate has a piece of paper to prove it to the world.   That same graduate must accept that others who have taken technical and professional degrees have a leg up....but only in direction of life's path.

      Once the liberal arts graduate has finished he might go to the military, the Peace Corps, into church missionary work, or (heaven forbid) into "public service".   He can also move into the business world by serving a form of apprenticeship in or with a small or large business.   He can quickly figure how to start small, on a shoe string, and connect with potential clients.   He is comfortable in old tech, low tech, high tech, cutting edge tech, business, trades, or space colonisation.

       The Old Gringo met a man in Louisiana who refurbished old Confederate whatevers;   wagon wheels, pistols and rifles, flags, uniforms, ledgers, or whatever bore an identifiable CSA purpose, manufacture, or utilisation.   He had three degrees in History.  BA, MA, PH.d. and said that he was essentially retired when he was 43 years old.   People paid him and paid his travel to review documents, supervise reconstructions of old homes, supervise battlefield and cemetery excavations, and repair artifacts.   He made about what a "pretty fair lawyer" might make, in his own estimation.

        He said he had only been interested in one thing since he turned five years old, and he never grew up.   They had paid him in public and private universities to work at his hobby and then after he kind of, more or less,  withdrew gradually from the teaching he went on to working at his hobby and being paid for it.    He said, "I'm like Mickey Mantle.   I'm paid to play."

       What the Gringo Viejo means by all of this is some people do well to be uselessly educated.   BUT THEY MUST BE SADDLE TRAMPS, even if they are from the upper-middle, or upper class.  They have to establish their own "career ladder", understand the value of a university education that has no direct objective.    They must have a sense of self-value that is not measured by trappings and treasure, but by the nature of  their journey.    The journey will ultimately bring wealth if the Saddle Tramp Paladin is true only to the Beatitudes and the Golden Rule and loyal to those closest to him....the first level of relation and the one or two friends that one might encounter in a lifetime.    Usually, wealth to the "professional Liberal Arts" person is something to store up later in life and to be meted out or willed to causes and people deemed to be of value.

      Rigid values, flexible path, and basic catechism.   Those are the tenets of success for the liberal arts person.    Most of those who are in the liberal arts schools at Whatever U. are not there for the right reason in these days.    My urchins are liberal arts type people and they have wound up in areas so interesting and places so perfectly ordered for a good life and having accomplished so much that it is staggering.   My son-in-law and his brother are the same.   So....just because your degree does not have a built in range-finder or a roadmap to the pot of gold or whatever....it does not mean that you are in the wrong room.   Maybe you just crossed into the Twilight Zone of fulfillment.

(just to prove the Old Gringo's point, click below)

 

For Yankees

http://www.angelfire.com/oh3/civilwarantiques/ 

For both regular folks and Yankees,

http://www.civilwardealers.com/dealers.htm

These people are all happy, frustrated, grumpy, and get up every day and do the same thing because it gives them great pleasure.

El Gringo Viejo

The Reason Perry is a Dumboe

     The number one reason Mr. Rick is a dumboe is because he can talk longer and say less than even the most accomplished Texas politicians who talk right and act left in history.

     The number two reason Mr. Rick is a dumboe is because he calls us down because we don't "have hearts" when we suggest that it is not a good idea to allow in-State tuition to children of illegal aliens who have been here for a long time.    The Gringo Viejo understands this issue, and is conflicted by the various arguments on about 5 or 6 different points of view about the issue.  To say that the Old Gringo does not "have a heart" is arrogant, misleading, and pointless.

     The number three reason Mr. Rick is a dumboe is because he never did point out that the Border Governor's Conference did not meet in Texas last year because the Mexican Governors of Tamaulipas, Nuevo Leon, Chihuahua, Coahuila, Sonora, and Baja California were miffed with the Texas Governor.   The Mexican Governors played the Tom for the anti-American intellectuals in Mexico and the United States and snubbed because Mr. Rick tended to side with Arizona's right to self-defense in light of the avalanche of lawlessness that has beset that poor State...due to Janet Napolitano's failures both as Governor of Arizona and as "Secretary" of something called Homeland Security.     Perry said he had a few issues with Arizona's law but he supported the people's right to arrange things the way they chose.

Instead of pointing out something intelligent, he underscores that he tries to be stupid, when possible.  

     The number four reason Mr. Rick is a dumboe is because Texas is still stuck with a Tar Baby thing that no one knows whose uncle it is, where it came from, why it's here, or why it does not leave.    That unidentifiable amorphous mass is called  the "Business Tax".    It was put in place so as to make up for the reductions in property taxes that were being passed in most locales of the State.   The poobahs and the Governor were adamant that the "Business Tax" was not a State Business Income Tax....which of course meant that it was exactly that.
    There are exemptions now, so that no tax is owed for businesses generating less than 1,000,000 dollars in sales.   There are other exemptions for left-handed Lesbian Eskimoes, blue eyed Eskilarrys, and club-footed Eskicurlys....so now we have to seven or eight more  Astronautical Accountants to fill out all forms and obtain the correct number of contradictory answers from another layer of dumbasses in a government taxing office somewhere.
     Still, nobody knows where the "Business Tax" came from, why it cannot be repealed outright during the openning seconds of the next session of the Congress of the Republic of Texas.   We are told that we need to make certain that we have enough money to fund the "Feed Somebody Else's Children Who Have Severe Dietary Disorders Program" via the Lone Star Card.    And other very important programs, like "Feed the Children of Mother's Who Miraculously Become Pregnant and Whelp Out Seven Babies in Nine Years by a Possible Universe of Fifty-three Paternal Eligibles Program"
      You know, like, it's not like we're wasting money or anything.....and if you rich people don't chip in, then who's goin' to feed them?    It's just, like, you know...you gotta have a heart.   Otherwise the grocery stores and banks won't get any money to show how prosperous we are.  And it's required anyway in order to qualify for our share of the WIC program, and the Pre-teen Neo-natal delivery assistance program, and the Big Gold Lone Star Card we have to give every quarter to the girls who qualify to become members of the 26 Year Old Grandmothers Club.   Last year we had to make two trophies for the Annual Golden Lifetime No-limits Lone Star Card when two different girls tied for youngest grandmothers of the year at  24 years, 3 months, 15 days, 5 hours, and 22 minutes of age.   The decision had to be delayed because the mid-wife of one of the two girls was in prison for documentation forgery, so her paperwork had to be checked out a little more carefully.

      The number five reason that Mr. Rick is a dumboe is because instead of attacking and tearing down other Republican candidates about anything, he could say, "This is why Social Security is not a good choice for Americans or for America.     Here is a copy given to me by a public school employee in Texas.   She wanted me to show it to you in order to save America.   I cannot show her name, but it is a common Texas Teachers' and Public School Employees' Retirement System Statement.....She has been employed by the school district near where she lives for 33 years.    She has served in four or five different capacities.    Her earnings have been low, by New York standards, but the pleasure and honor of living in Texas and being a Texan, makes up for that.    Even though the salaries she has earned are low, we still take off the top a percentage, about 6 percent, and put it into.....not a lock box for Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi.....but a numbered account that belongs to this woman...only her....no one else.  She does not participate in Social Security and pays no Social Security withholding.   We then turn the money over to a bunch of our "good-old-boy" friends who serve on the Board of Governors of the retirement fund and they put money into green energy projects and Amalgamated Alchemy, and Soros, Gore, and Associates sponsored projects and flush it down the toilet.

         No, no .. no no no ....excuse me.   That comes for one of those bills we had to vote for in order to find out what was in it.
       Our fund's governors put this woman's money, and several hundred other similar peoples' money into a mix of very conservative and boring investment instruments.   About the most dangerous are Mexican and Canadian short term bonds, the rest are like Joe's Watch the Paint Dry Bonds.   So here we are.
     Her monthly pension will be almost 2, 300 dollars per month.  She can choose less and leave some to be inherited.   There are burial alternatives, there are five different plans for her and an equal number for her survivors.   Why, it's almost like......it's her money and she can make the choices.   Not me, not you, not Hillary.....She makes the decisions....She has 112,000 dollars that only she can access and manage.    In Texas, we do not fund the retirement system from the general fund....it is funded by the employee....and it belongs to the employee....not to the politicians.
     But Mr. Rick is a dumboe so he gets into a shouting match and plays the part of Stanley Laurel while he forces a Massachusetts dumboe to play the part of Oliver Hardy.   That does a lot of good, Mr. Rick.....or maybe it's Rowan and Martin....or is it Martin and Lewis??

      The number six reason Mr. Rick is a dumboe is because he cannot bring himself to say, "The Confederate Flag license plate option is supported by the Sons of Confederate Veterans and the vast majority of Texans.  The SCV is the Ku Klux Klan's and their assorted white-trash membership's worst enemy.   We need to know, understand, and remember our past.  Six Flags Over Texas, we honor each.   Next question please.
      But no....Mr. Rick....you went estrogen on the issue and did what the liberal Republicans and the anti-Americans wanted and Tom'd out to the anti-American Politically Correct metro-sexual tofu eaters.    Although you seem to be a Texan, at times you smell like a carpetbagger.....the kind of carpetbagger who will say, do, and sacrifice any sense of honour in order to obtain your ends.

That will do for a few reasons why Rick Perry is a dumboe.   I would still vote for him over any possible, known, probable, Democrat for President.   We have to remember that he can fly a C-130 , and he is a graduate of Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University and he has served the longest tenure as President of the Republic of Texas...longer even than Sam Houston.    He's been sober longer than Houston, and Houston was drunk a lot longer than Perry has been alive.   (The Old Gringo thinks that it is probable that Perry does not use alcohol.)

 One of the worst nightmares of America's enemies.   A bunch
of guys like Rick Perry driving a few of these babies into
someplace that needs a lot of USArmy attention.   Perry can
drive one of these War Busses...the Old Gringo can't.
(Just doing some basic balance)

Thanks for your attention as usual.
El Gringo Viejo