During these days of listening to useless dribble about guns, ammunition, safety, need for self-defence, 'the Australian Option', and the million different rationalisations about why guns kill people but pens do not misspell words, one finally just tires of it all. We shan't argue or explain the point any longer. We take our solace in the witty and / or wise things we pick up from around us.
The following submission is one of those little smiles that make our task easier and immensely more pleasant. To wit:
El Gringo Viejo