SEVERAL THOUSAND PENGUINS WITNESS
THE DEPARTURE OF GLOBAL WARMING RESEARCHERS AFTER
THEY ABANDON THEIR EXPEDITION DUE TO TOO MUCH COLD, SNOW, AND ICING CONDITIONS. TO THINK....IT'S SUMMER, AND MATING SEASON FOR THE PENGUINS. BETTER LUCK NEXT PHONY-CRISIS TIME, ''Climate Researchers"!
|Guys!!! They're gone!! Finally!!!|
Let's hit the beach, we only have Summer for six
months, you know!!! Have you ever smelled a
ranker bunch of commie hippies?
Whoopeee...!!!! Sardines, here we come!!
We have served ourselves well by stating, all of us who are reasonable sorts, that the abundance of snow, ice, sleet, and all forms of glacial abundance probably disproves the urgency if not the existence of climate change as a function of humankind's rapacity of the Planet.
With each announcement by "The Really Official and Final Judgement Panel of Real Live Professors Who Know More than Any and Everybody and Who Have Been Peer Reviewed by Real Live Experts in the Field Who Also Know All There Is to Know, Past - Present - Future About Climate Change So Just Shut-UP!" ....there seems to be just one more little set-backipoo.
To our credit there has been very little na-na-na-na-nya-nya when overwhelming evidences crashes down on their carefully scripted parties. The supreme and totally idiotic effort to declare Hurricane Sandy's damage to New York and New Jersey was fairly quickly abandoned as a piece of the Ark of the Truth of Total Death by Fire and Ice Caused by the Tea Party and Ted Cruz. Reasonable observers could readily point out that Sandy's damage was due entirely because of the lay of the area where it struck, and by peculiar preparations, as in the case of New Orleans, by officious public officiators.
Sandy, of course, as a powerful storm was not comment-worthy. It was a storm of mediocre strength, and with the considerable maze of building standards, union labour rules and "standards", and the general air of superiority that the northeasterner has concerning their level of human accomplishment as opposed to the Duck Dynasty people....it really should have caused little if any damage.
In Texas, such a storm would have been hard pressed to have caused one billion dollars in damage. Without FEMA, settlements and recovery work could have be done within a year. Of course, with FEMA, the Queen for a Day Beg-Grovel keeps the gnashing of teeth and tearing of robes going on forever. The Lower Rio Grande Valley had such a storm In 2008, a Category I and II (depending on the day and hour), that went through the Lower Rio Grande Valley, almost straight up the Rio Grande, at one mile per hour. Two days can be pretty long when a regenerating, weakening, and regenerating Hurricane moves over your area at one mile per hour. Rains of 12 to 25 inches were common for the period.
Press reporting now has essentially beg-grovelled as well, with "reporters" seeking out and inventing if necessary horror stories about the heartlessness of Southerners, Texans, Republicans, business owners, Tea-Party people, Christians and Jews during natural and man-made disasters. And of course, we are accustomed to the fawning, fainting, leg-tingling reporting about h0w Obama can descend to bring comfort and to heal the halt and lame, the blind and bereaved with just one wave of your check-book.
We do not use these continuing contradictions such as the trapping of propaganda ships taking advantage of the Antarctic Summer, which is little understood by John Q. Public as proof of weather normalcy, although one can edge in that direction. The problem is that weather normalcy is almost a contradiction. Climate is normal...in a way...and it changes over the thousands and hundreds of thousands of years. There in Texas we have seen droughts and floods, cold waves that could freeze ports in deep South Texas and heat waves that could push temperatures into the one-hundred and teens for weeks at a time. We have had rains of 28 inches in a 30 hours period, and hailstones the size of medium watermelons. And, following these events over the years little or no "sky-is-falling" morose lament has been heard. Complaints about the weather, yes; but converting the episodes into evidential construct to form a political movement-cum-religion.
Not even the Galveston Hurricane of 1900 that killed 7,000 to 13,000 people and totally destroyed 99% of the 3rd biggest city in Texas....with supposedly 200 mile-per-hour winds caused a "climate debate". Perhaps there just weren't enough yahoos with nothing left to do besides sell phoney science scandals.
El Gringo Viejo