Tuesday, 8 January 2013

Tina Brown? Tina Brown? Ed Shultz?? Gentle Breezes Rest Home??

    This is truly amazing.  Ed Shultz says that Billy Jeff Blythe was never tried in the United States Senate on charges brought by the House of Representatives.     Sorry, Ed, but he was.  And there were four charges, two of which managed to gain a majority of senators to vote for conviction.  Remember we had Arlan Specter telling us that he was going to vote "not proven" like what is allowed in Scotland?    Ed also informed his listening and viewing audience that Chicago does not have "gun laws".  
Ed Shultz after stating that Chicago doesn't
 have"gun lawa' like New York.

Christina is just as good.  She wraps herself in Hillary's black trousers and jumps off the cliff, with this Ode to the First and Only True Wonder of the World.

"The idea of losing Hillary has seemed especially unbearable at this political moment. It's as if she has become, literally, the ship of state," she wrote. "What a disgrace that John Bolton and his goaty Republican ilk accused Her Magnificence of inventing a concussion to get out of testifying at the Benghazi hearings. Bolton is not fit to wipe her floor with his mustachio."
Christina Hambley Brown
Journalist, Magazine editor, columnist,
talk-show hostess, author,
deranged person

"Her Magnificence"?  Sorry, Christina.  John Bolton did not accuse "Her Magnificence" of inventing a concussion to get out of testifying at the Benghazi hearings.   He did point out that such inventions are commonly used in order to avoid difficult "diplomatic" situations.   It might be pointed out that (Sir Edmund)Her Magnificence Hillary, Perpetual Queen of the Universe has faked conditions, illness, and all manner of things....including perhaps "pitcher's elbow" (it's hard to grasp ashtrays and lamps and throw without doing some kind of damage to the shoulder and/or elbow).    After Billy Jeff came clean about the Monica thing...(he was painted into a corner of his own construction),  Her Magnificence went on a tax-payer paid (3,500,000 dollars) camel-ride in the Sahara in order to recover from a "back ache" and to repair her lonesome heart, along with her daughter (the one who jogs at The Battery, below the Twin Towers, on days that George Bush schedules dual passenger jet air strikes on those towers).
     A camel ride?   In Morocco?   You can pick up a good camel ride or elephant ride at the San Antonio Zoo...and they have been trained in chiropractics, you know....for alignments.  Charter Lear jet....round trip....couple of nights at the St. Anthony Hotel ...  see the Alamo, get back in time to see Billy Jeff feeling up Kathleen Willy....and then she could go over her files and take out Kathleen Willy's personnel records and release them to the press...have Bernie and Maggie remind the press what happened to Vince Foster....so as to make sure no one knows who "really" released the private, inviolate information.     The whole thing could have cost the taxpayers maybe...30,000 dollars...and Her Magnificence (Sir Edmund)Hillary would have been able to be back in charge of the White House, throwing ashtrays at Billy Jeff, and shrieking at lower level lackeys that she'll fire any and everyone who peeks around the door to look at her from behind when she passes by in the hall.   She's really an elegant, humble, kind person.  It's such a burden to be magnificent.   It's such a burden to have people write brain-dead pontifications like "It Takes a Village" for you to put you name on...you know....just like you really wrote it....all by yourself.....and everything.
    Truly magnificent.   And, just think of all the things she has done for women.   And children.  Just think of them all.    It makes a person wonder about how cruel the world is, when Hillary goes out on a stage...to "heal" from the Twin Towers disaster....and she's in New York, and the entire audience save for a very few Park Avenue billionaire women...boo her off the stage, while George Bush...who everybody knows is stupid and evil...receives a standing ovation when he throws out the first ball at the World Series.  Thank Beelzebub for low intelligence voters and low information voters,
Her magnificence...spare me.
El Gringo Viejo