Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Lest we forget

  • This is a partial list of activities of a person who is called by the Obsolete Press, "America's Favourite Statesman", or "America's favourite politician", or "The Man Who Balanced the Budget in the 1990s".

  •       Further analysis reveals that the ''prosperity of the 1990s" had little or nothing to do with William Jefferson Blythe.   He entered the White House after campaigning on the premise that America during the early 1990s was suffering "the worse economy in the last 50 years...".   There were enough Americans voting then who were stupid or gullible or self-immersed to the point that they thought such a slogan sounded good whether it was true or not.   It was not true, of course.   Further, the actual situation was that the nation's economy was in fact entering into a very vigourous recovery mode and had been entering that mode starting about four months before the election.  The Obsolete Press forgot to tell the electorate, and the electorate was involved in one of those episodes when thought was replaced by self-pity and the epidemic of the Hawaiian disease of mewanna and gimme-gimme.

         The actual and truthful time-line is something different.    It's like "Who won the vice-presidential debate between Biden and Palin?"   Everybody knows it was Biden because he is smart and Palin is a Bimbo.   But, what everybody knows is not true.   Even the Obsolete Press had to admit that "Palin more than held her own"...."Palin mopped the floor with Biden, he's just getting up there in years...you know."  What actually lost the campaign for McCain was his ridiculous "suspension of campaigning" and trundling up to the White House to approve some stupid notion that by spending 1,000,000,000,000.00 USD we would have prosperity in our time.   The next ten days...according to Rasmussen and Gallup....McCain went from a 6 point positive to a 6 point negative.

          The following are those kind words that actually tell the truth about the 8 years of glory and perfection and bi-partisanship and perpetual good feelings that came from the glorious leadership of Billy Jeff Blythe.

         He ran on the promise of "a middle class tax cut"....and that he would have a government that looked more like America.  He knew what it was like to be black and what is was like to find out your church had been burned down just because it was a black church.   He even rode in the back of the bus when he lived in Hope, Arkansas so that he could relate with the oppressed black population.   Of course...during those days...there was no municipal bus service in Hope, Arkansas....nor were there any black church burnings.   White churches, yes.   Black churches, no.
         Billy Jeff dealt in and with whores and other personalities of low degree, like drug traffickers and land scammers.    Once governor, Billy Jeff appointed one of his whores to the position of State Director of Child Protective Services, leaping over another candidate for the position who was widely regarded by black and white, Republican and Democrat, judicial and social evaluations, etc. as overwhelmingly the best choice for the position.   The whore was white and had qualifications that ranged from scant to nil, and the qualificant was black.   Chalk up another racial progress milestone set in place by the Man From Hope.
          Billy Jeff also was famous for his insatiable capacity, not only for sex, but also for cocaine. He frequently appeared with a white mustachio, teary, blood-shot eyes, and hyper disposition.   His wife, Hillary Rodham, cared little because she had her own distractions, mainly in the person of Vince Foster and balancing a billing racket at the Rose Law Firm that hired her in order to have an in with Governor Billy Jeff.   Several people went to prison because of her willingness...some say active measures willingness...to enforce her wish that other people, like Web Hubble, take the fall for her "billing irregularities".

    This is the electoral map for the 1992 Presidential elections.
    Perot did not receive one Electoral C0llege vote.   Clinton ran
    third in Texas, behind Bush and Perot.   Oddly, in the 2000 Presidential
     elections, Al Gore failed to carry his home state of Tennessee as a
     Presidential candidate in his own right four years later.

         Billy Jeff floated to the top of a miserable field of Democrat presidential candidates known as "The Seven Dwarfs" in 1992.   He had delivered the most boring, stupid, and rambling speech in the history of the Democrat National Conventions in 1988....being cheered and rendered a standing ovation when he said those memorable words...."....and finally, in closing....".
          The candidate everyone had wanted in 1992 was Mario Cuomo, governor of New York.   Mario knew, however that no one could beat George Herbert Walker Bush after his successful war to liberate Kuwait and a generally inoffensive Presidency.   Bush did endorse "mid-night basketball" as the cure-all to urban violence, and he did decide to break his word about "No New Taxes", made at the Republican Convention in 1988.
         Enter a moderately deranged Third Party Candidate by the name of H. Ross Perot, who made absolutely no sense when he spoke, and had no platform except to "....get under the hood and fix it"...and America had ingredients for the unbelievable.   G.H.W. Bush decided to look at his watch during one of the 3-way debates, and that did it.   The bedwetters, thumbsuckers, and slugs who wanted something for free voted for the "nice daddy" who used terms like ...." I feel your pain,"....all the while yukking up his sleeve.    Jennifer Flowers, an Arkansas saloon singer, smart and good looking and with a smidgen of class, came forward to remind the world that Billy Jeff would lie like a rug when it would have been easier to tell the truth,  and that he had a lot of "issues" with women.
         By this point the already Obsolete Press had decided that Perot was crazy, Bush had been a lap-dog for Reagan when he served Reagan as Vice-President for eight year, so they had to go with the Hillbilly.   We must never forget how viscerally the Obsolete Press hated and hates Ronald Wilson Reagan.    Billy Jeff won with 43 percent of the vote, the first of his two less-than-50% victories.   President Bush wound up with 37.5 percent, and H. Ross Perot had 19.5 percent. 
         During the campaign's heated moments it was decided to have Hillary and Billary go before America so that Billy Jeff could say, "Ours has not been a perfect marriage, but we are in a committed relationship now and ....blah...blah....blah."   Women with limited discernment capacity and intellectual impairments, voted for Billy Jeff about 2 - 1 - 1.   Before two weeks had transpired in his Presidency, Billy Jeff had to report to the people that "....after working harder than I have every worked in my life..."  he could not find a way to provide the tax relief to the middle class that he had promised.   Not only that, but it was going to be necessary to pass a RETROACTIVE income tax increase on everyone just to keep up with the obligations of the central government.   It was all Bush's fault and "....he just didn't tell us the truth about how bad it really was...". 
        Clinton and his Democrat Congressional majority voted in sharp tax increases, and the recovery that had been underway, went south.   On top of that, his ash-tray slinging, potty mouthed hag of a wife had embarked upon the Ist Great Socialised Medical System Project which was rejected soundly by the people.    It had 4,000 pages and was written up entirely in secret.
         Like it's progeny 16 years later (they never stop trying), Hillary's nationalisation of the American medical system brought about something that the American people had not seen in forty years.   That would be a Republican majority in the House of Representatives.   The Senate was held by the Republicans, albeit not by the two-thirds number in those days that was required to override a filibuster.    We began a glorious period of "gridlock" which meant that it would be more and more difficult for the left to push through its "tax, tax; spend, spend; elect, elect" platform.
         Republicans pushed through two "welfare reform" bills that provided for little snippets of cuts in the increases for funding of "feed the fat miracle babies until they are 65 years old" programs which the President promptly vetoed and demagogued to Hell and back.  Finally, early in his second term, the Congress sent him an even stronger bill with a threat that each successive bill would be tougher and tougher, and the Man From Hope finally relented and signed the famous "Welfare Reform Act".   He sent signals...very blunt signals...to the people in charge of the "We Buy Our Votes with Your Money Program" that he would try to "repair" many provisions of the bill at some later time.  Something named Monica got in the way.

         After Clinton pushed through his tax increases in 1992, the economy went back into a dive.   For two years it stumbled a bit ahead, at bit backwards and it was a rough patch.   Clinton went to the Texas State Democrat Convention in 1994 and declared, "I bet you all think I increased your taxes too much....Well, you know....I think I did too", yuk, ayuk, yuk he grinned at the 1,000 sullen faces looking, unsmilingly, back at him.
         Spending increases were slowed down, and tweakings were done to try to alleviate the damage done to the old Reagan tax schedule.   The Clintons became embroiled in more really stinky matters that finally resulted in Hillary almost being indicted for various charges, and Bill losing his law license and being hit with a 25,000 dollar fine for "purposefully misleading  testimony" given before a judge during depositions in one of his many sexual assault issues.

         By early 1999, it appeared that the Central Government's budget was coming into balance due to the Republicans having put at least a slight bit of pressure on the brake pedal.   But, the "Tech Bubble" was bursting, and Simi Valley was starting to see a lot of "for lease" signs.  Many, many companies had sold stock, taken loans, and generally invested lots of lucre and sweat and tears into products that, while ingenious, were not able to be applied to the production of anything that could be sold.    So, for the better part of two years....1999 and 2000....the American economy went into a trough.
         Bush came in in 2001 and immediately proposed across the board tax cuts.   The economy just as immediately began to reactivate and was starting to hum, when two airplanes flew into the World Trade Center, one into the Pentagon, and another crashed in rural Pennsylvania.   Even after that, within 10 months the engines of economic activity had the United States on the road again.  The ticking time-bomb in the hall closet, however...that being the FmHa and FHA housing bubble, created by writing up sales to people who had no earthly hope of ever paying off the loans, was busy ticking away.   Bush's tepid admonition to Congress that the problem was going to blow up, sooner rather than later, was met with derisive laughter and sneers by the Democrats who vowed to filibuster any changes to the old 1998 rules of buyer qualification for housing financing.

         So...there we have it.   The Clintons' Co-Presidency which produced the Greatest Economic Decade in the History of the World....was actually a seedy, crummy soap opera, kept afloat by the Obsolete Media who actively covered up every possible ugly detail of the Clintons' incredible depravity.    They killed one recovery, and then taxed the nation into an extended recession, and then were forced against their will to take the most minuscule steps to fiscal responsibility and then disregarded everything while each fought and clawed for his and her social and political life for the final 3 1/2 years of their Co-Presidency.
         The first two years were a disaster.   Clinton had to go hide at Camp David and in Arkansas to "find his core beliefs"....seriously....he ran and was elected to the presidency without knowing his core beliefs.   ? !     The middle four years were a period of adjustment forced by a Republican Congress.   And the final two years were a disaster due to the "Tech Bubble" bursting.    The train was put out on the track by the Bush administration.    The Bush and the Republicans decided to be "Democrat Light" and killed the goose, the golden eggs, and became baby bolsheviks.

       The Clintons were so disgusting that not even a perverted old hypocritical slug like AlGore wanted them around his candidacy during the 2000 campaign.   (Do you all remember AlGore's big smooch with his dumbo wife in front of the convention and the national television audience?   Gastroenteritis and regurgitative issues prevailed throughout the populace for five days after that.

         Billary and Hillary will always be popular among that group that uses terms like "reproductive rights'' and "women's choice'' and "womens' issues''  when they mean to say...."Hooray for the the solar powered Abort-o-matic Machine!".   Other serious analysts see their time at 1600 Pennsylvania as a pointless low-point in the history of the Republic.        

    A very brief summary, drawn from another source, includes these sample entries.   We repeat, this is a very abbreviated list:
  • A 1969 charge by a Eileen Wellstone, 19-year-old English woman who said Clinton assaulted her after she met him at a pub near the Oxford University campus where the future President was a student. A retired State Department employee, who asked not to be identified, confirmed this week that he spoke with the family of the girl and filed a report with his superiors. Clinton admitted having sex with the girl, but claimed it was consensual. The victim's family which included the victim's grandfather who was a Peer in the House of Lords,  declined to pursue the case.   It did not seem fitting to make public the details of the incident in a Royal Court.   The victim had damage to her teeth, a dislocated jaw, a black eye, and a dislocated shoulder.
  • In 1972, a 22-year-old woman told campus police at Yale University that she was sexually assaulted by Clinton, who was a law student at the college. No charges were filed, but retired campus policemen contacted by Capitol Hill Blue confirmed the incident;  this woman had her faced pushed from behind into a rough brick wall, and multiple bruises, along with the bitten lip, one of Billy's trademarks.
  • In 1974, a female student at the University of Arkansas complained that then-law professor Bill Clinton tried to prevent her from leaving his office during a conference. She said he groped her and forced his hand inside her blouse. Clinton claimed the student ''came on'' to him and she left the school shortly after the incident. Several former students at the University have confirmed the incident in confidential interviews; in this case the family said that the ''law professor" had made threatening telephone calls to the girl, and that his wife had been especially cruel with her remarks.
  • Broaddrick, a volunteer in Clinton's attorney general campaign, said he raped her in 1978;   She suffered the bitten lip and also received  an assurance  that she needn't worry about being pregnant because Billy Jeff had had mumps after the onset of  puberty, so he was "safe".  
  • From 1978-1980, during Clinton's first term as governor of Arkansas, state troopers assigned to protect the governor reported seven complaints from women who said Clinton forced, or attempted to force, himself on them sexually. One retired state trooper said in an interview that the common joke among those assigned to protect Clinton was "who's next?";  one of these girls, also a Miss Such and Such State, had been treated so roughly that she thought she was going to be murdered.   She suffered such psychological trauma that she moved to Canada and still lives in some undisclosed, rural location.   She moved there, according to her family, because she had been told that she would be killed in order to keep her quiet if necessary.
  • Elizabeth Ward, the Miss Arkansas who won the Miss America crown in 1982, told friends she was forced by Clinton to have sex with him shortly after she won her state crown. Last year, Ward, who is now married with the last name of Gracen, told an interviewer she did have sex with Clinton but said it was consensual. She later recanted that interview and said she had been threatened by Clinton supporters into claiming the sex was consensual.
  • Paula Corbin, an Arkansas state worker, filed a sexual harassment case against Clinton after an encounter in a Little Rock hotel room where the then-governor exposed himself and demanded oral sex. Clinton settled the case with Jones recently with a cash payment.
  • Sandra Allen James, a former Washington, DC, political fundraiser says Presidential candidate-to-be Clinton invited her to his hotel room during a political trip to the nation's capital in 1991, pinned her against the wall and stuck his hand up her dress. She says she screamed loud enough for the Arkansas State Trooper stationed outside the hotel suite to bang on the door and ask if everything was all right, at which point Clinton released her and she fled the room. When she reported the incident to her boss, he advised her to keep her mouth shut if she wanted to keep working. Miss James has since married and left Washington.
  • Kathleen Willey, a White House volunteer, reported that Clinton grabbed her, fondled her breast and pressed her hand against his genitals during an Oval Office meeting in November, 1993.  This assault occurred one day after the death of Willey's husband, by his own hand.   Willey, who told her story in a 60 Minutes interview, became a target of a White House-directed smear campaign after she went public.   Later a man passed by Kathleen Willey's house, jogging.   He stopped when he saw Willy on the front stoop and said, "Really sorry to hear about what happened to your cat."   The cat had been killed by blunt force trauma and placed on the front stoop about a week earlier.

  •      This is a VERY short list of the Clintons' "accomplishments".   During the first run for the Presidency, Hillary established a complete, separate office inside the campaign specifically designed to control what were referred to as "Bimbo Eruptions".   They made a list of over 400 different women who were in a position to "make up stories" about Billy Jeff.   This is the man who is everybodys favourite statesman.   According to the Obsolete Press.   And of course, Hillary....who is everybodys favourite statesperson, because of what she has done for everybody...and all her accomplishments....like when...you know she did all that stuff about those things and everything....you know.    America was really impressed when she handled everything so well during that....oh!  that's right....Janet Reno did that one.   Well, maybe she was really brave, corkscrewing into Kosovo...running across the tarmac with her flak jacket and helmet....dodging sniper fire....wow....kinda...you know....whatever.    Well, she might would have done it if it had been necessary, you know....Huh?  Huh?

    This is placed into evidence to remind the folks what the Democrats considered to be a really fine person...like Teddy Kennedy, Barney Frank, Gary Studds, and all those folks who have such stellar moral qualities.   We have a dumboe who stumbled into a liberal radio show's trap and falls for it....make a stupid remark....and there you have it.   The rule is "If a Republican double parks he must be taken to the guillotine.   If a Democrat kills a girl, puts her body into the car, and points it into Chappaquidick Sound he is called the "Lion of the Senate"and venerated...almost worshipped.    Think of all he did for everyone.

    El Gringo Viejo