This is Katie Courageous with a late breaking bulletin. Analysts have determined by careful research conducted by the same group of scientists that debunked the "Shroud of Turin" (snikker, snikker) Sham, that the fabled Mayan Calendar, much more advanced than any white man's effort to order the days (snikker, snort), is absolutely establishing the date of the end of the world as somewhere between the 21 and 22 of December 2012. The Bush Administration did nothing about this during their ten year usurpation, which means that many, but especially women, minorities, and minority women and children, and the gay and lesbian, bi-sexual and transgendered, and reverse re-transgendered will be the ones who are most affected by the end of the World, especially Auntie Zeituni and Uncle Onyango.
An artist's depiction of Kukulcan who is the same Mayan god as Quetzacoatl is to the Toltecs, Nahua (Aztecs) and other of the great aboriginal nations to the west and north of the Maya. The names in Mayan and Nahuatl...meaning Feathered Serpent.... represent the bearded white man who would come into the eastern part of what is now Mexico according to the prophesies, on or about 1520, as measured by the Gregorian Calendar. |
Further news now from....What? Breaking news?.....People, there is new information coming in about this very topic. It appears that the forecast for the end of the World may have to be analysed a bit more. Due to Barak O'bamaham's steadfast refusal to approve the Keystone Exploitation Pipeline it appears that the Mayan duendes have revealed to the World a replacement calendar which will give people of colour, women, and gay, lesbian, and transgendered a least 7,000 years more. This means that there will be plenty of money for the O'bamaham Socialised Medicine Initiative. It is amazing that this wonderful President is so great that he is given a Nobel Prize for Peace for being able to say the term "Marine Corpse" and channel the Mayan god Kukulkan and convince that Great god to give us a little more time to play the lottery with money we make from selling our Food Stamps at $0.25 on the dollar.
Chac Mool, Mayan God of Winds and Water who bears a strong resemblance to his twin brother, the Mayan God of Blowhards who are all wet, Barachac Oboolma Hoapenchange |
Story is creditted to the BBC, Science and is considered reliable in spite of the source.
10 May 2012 Last updated at 14:02 ET
Mayan art and calendar at Xultun stun archaeologists
Archaeologists working at the Xultun
ruins of the Mayan civilisation have reported striking finds, including the
oldest-known Mayan astronomical tables. The site, in Guatemala, includes the first known instance of Mayan art
painted on the walls of a dwelling. A report in Science says it dates from the early 9th Century, pre-dating
other Mayan calendars by centuries.
Such calendars rose to prominence recently amid claims they predicted the end
of the world in 2012. The Mayan civilisation occupied Central America from about 2000BC until its
decline and assimilation following the colonisation by the Spanish from the 15th
Century onwards. It still holds fascination, with many early Mayan sites still
hidden or uncatalogued.
The ruins at Xultun were first discovered in 1912 and mapping efforts in the
1920s and 1970s laid out much of the site's structure.
Archaeologists have catalogued the site's features, including a 35m-tall
pyramid, but thousands of structures on the 30 sq km site remain unexplored. In 2005, William Saturno, then at the University of New Hampshire, discovered the oldest-known Mayan murals
at a site just a few kilometres away called San Bartolo. In 2010, one of Dr Saturno's students was following the tracks of more recent
looters at Xultun when he discovered the vegetation-covered structure that has
now been excavated.
When Mayans renovated an old structure, they typically collapsed its roof and
built on top of the rubble. But for some reason, the new Xultun find had been
filled in through its doorway, with the roof left intact. Dr. Saturno, who is now based at Boston University, explained that despite it
being under just a metre of soil today, that served to preserve the site after
more than a millennium of rainy seasons, insect traffic and encroaching plant
and tree roots.
'Different mindset'
The excavation was carried out using grants from the National Geographic
Society, which has prepared a
high-resolution photographic tour of the room. It measures about 2m on each side with a 3m, vaulted ceiling, and is
dominated by a stone bench, suggesting the room was a meeting place.
The east wall features a number of seated figures, nearly life-sized, dressed
in black and wearing elaborate headdresses similar to a bishop's mitre. They all look toward the north wall, on which a more elaborately dressed
figure in orange holds a stylus in a hand outstretched toward a figure that Dr
Saturno believes represented the king of Xultun.
The astronomical cycles and corrections were used to predict lunar eclipses far into the future. |
"The seated figures that we see around them are involved in some narrative in
which the king is being portrayed impersonating a Mayan deity and these guys are
in attendance at that impersonation," Dr Saturno explained. The relevance of the figure with the stylus seems clear: "We think this room
was used as a writing room, that it's part of a complex associated with the work
being done by Maya scribes."
Perhaps most intriguing among the finds were several finds related to
astronomical tables, including four long numbers on the east wall that represent
a cycle lasting up to 2.5 million days. The east wall is mostly covered by tabulations of black symbols or "glyphs"
that map out various astronomical cycles: that of Mars and Venus and the lunar
eclipses. The wall also features red marks that appear to be notes and corrections to
the calculations; Dr Saturno said that the scribes "seem to be using it like a
blackboard".
The Xultun find is the first place that all of the cycles have been found
tied mathematically together in one place, representing a calendar that
stretches more than 7,000 years into the future. The Mayan numbering system for dates is a complex one in base-18 and base-20
numbers that, in modern-day terms, would "turn over" at the end of 2012.
But Dr Saturno points out that the new finds serve to further undermine the
fallacy that this is tantamount to a prediction of the end of the world. "The ancient Maya predicted the world would continue, that 7,000 years from
now, things would be exactly like this," he said. "We keep looking for endings. The Maya were looking for a guarantee that
nothing would change. It's an entirely different mindset."The astronomical cycles and corrections were used to predict lunar eclipses far into the future.
AN ADDITIONAL NOTE ABOUT XULTUN, GUATEMALA
Xultun is a Mayan Indian community in Guatemala that has been the centre of much archeological activity for almost 100 years. Among the first real finds were some Flintstonian Tarot Cards. El Gringo Viejo so names them because they are made of carved stone. But, stone or not, it is clear that they were used for divining the future. The site of Xultun is probably going to be found to be the equal of the great, known Mexican sites as well as Tikal, also in Guatemala, and Copan, in Honduras.
Thanks for your time and interest!
El Gringo Viejo
AN ADDITIONAL NOTE ABOUT XULTUN, GUATEMALA
Xultun is a Mayan Indian community in Guatemala that has been the centre of much archeological activity for almost 100 years. Among the first real finds were some Flintstonian Tarot Cards. El Gringo Viejo so names them because they are made of carved stone. But, stone or not, it is clear that they were used for divining the future. The site of Xultun is probably going to be found to be the equal of the great, known Mexican sites as well as Tikal, also in Guatemala, and Copan, in Honduras.
Thanks for your time and interest!
El Gringo Viejo