Friday 8 January 2016

A Scholarly Report from Our Resident Eye,Ear, Nose, and Throat Doctor

Subject: Frog & Golf
  
 
      
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to
the green.   He thinks nothing of it and is
 about to shoot when he 
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."    The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron.." He looks
at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the  
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the

cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
 You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the

man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The

man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end
of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.   " They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now   what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man
figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
    The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."





 He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss,

the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl.






"And that,
 
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room. So help me God
or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
  

Tuesday 5 January 2016

Professor of Constitutional Law? PUH - LEEEZE Spare me....!

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Barrack Hussein Obama reminded  one and all that he had been a professor of Constitutional Law at Harvard.

     He was not a professor.

     He was an adjunct lecturer.

    He was given various positions at Harvard for only one reason.  It is not politically correct to point that fact out.   It was part of the "White Man's Burden" that effete leftist institutions established for the downtrodden people of colour, so that the effete leftists could feel good about themselves at their cocktail parties.

   He was given a classroom assignment so as to justify the scholarship and stipends awarded to "foreign students".

      He would be something akin to a substitute teacher or a supervising "labbie" in a collegiate chemistry or biology class.

     He has almost no-one who can remember him in any detail.

     He was made editor of the Harvard Law Review.  Nothing noteworthy was written, nor apparently read by him.

     He was the editor of the Harvard Law Review when events occurred that resulted in three different men filing complaints of "inappropriate advances" against the editor of the Harvard Law Review.   Settlements were arrived at, in financial terms, due to those complaints.

      He and his posse have steadfastly refused to release any transcripts or writings during the period that would testify to his scholarship, talent, or accomplishments.

        He says that he wrote a book called "Dreams from My Father", actually written by William Ayres, noted communist and radical, implicated in extremist activity up to and including bombing public buildings and murder.  The book was not about dreams as much as it was about race, concocted relationships, and general complaints about how life is not fair for  "people like him".

     Almost no one can recall him.   There is no clamour among his buds or mates to declare that they were thick with him during the good old days at University.    He was a drone chosen by the progressive control group to literally be turned into a teleprompter reader for the marxist movement in America.   They took advantage of the opportunity to run him for President when Hillary became the obviously weak, under-qualified prima donna.
     (Sir Edmund) Hillary's presumption of right of succession proved to be a fatal flaw in her overall battle plan, and she was destroyed by an even more inferior candidate, one completely under the control of Valerie Jarrett,  the control agent for the Annenberg Foundation and a large gaggle of marxist organizations.

     And now, after a horribly failed Presidency....predictably disastrous for by the measure of any straight thinking person it is time to deign and wave scepters, to accuse and mock, to strut around like some Caligula celebrating staged battles in which his armies would always win.   The "Constitutional Lawyer" is either deluded or wobbling in terms of overall sanity if he thinks that he can construct an Executive Order that would in any wise be valid.  All these things, obviously, must be settled in Congress....and perhaps even through an Amendment negating the validity of the Second Amendment.  
     We point out, for instance, that not even a pompous Franklin Delano Roosevelt would have deigned the end of Prohibition.  Why?   Because Prohibition was authorised by the iron-clad strength of an Amendment to the Constitution.   The only way to undo that Amendment was to go to the troubling processes to pass another Amendment to nullify the previous one.
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Bring on the conference or convention of the Fifth Amendment, at this point.  It is the only hope I can see to restore the Union and protect from the utopian, progressive, elitist socialists.

El Gringo Viejo
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Senate "Jihad Caucus" to bring 65,000 Syrian refugees to US

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Please notice the graph when it shows which States of the American Union
 are being inundated with these people who will never assimilate.





     What has occurred in every other nation where the Moslems have settled will with all certainty occur here.

     As in the case of Fort Hood, the Washington sniper, the Twin Towers, the San Bernadino incident, the Navy Recruiting Station assault, and scores of other insults and assaults already committed, it will certainly occur here, daily, weekly, monthly, until our soil is the colour of the blood of innocents.  It is the curse of Herod.


     The Republic will become a blood-bath, not by a majority of the Moslems, but by the people who keep them enslaved and living in the same terror that is found in the "Palestinian" sector.  Even the Arabs do not want these "refugees".  Jordan has taken as many as possible.


 The jihadists live to kill.  Lacking Jews and Christians, agnostics or atheists, or Hindus and Buddhists, homosexuals or libertines,   they will seek out other denominations of Islamic people and kill them by the scores and hundreds in wedding receptions, funeral processions, in markets, and wherever else they can bring bloodshed and misery.

It is a madness to bring them here.

Pray for the Peace of Jerusalem.
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Friday 1 January 2016

El Zorro finds finds a perfect synopsis about the "Refugee Crisis"

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Texas governor threatens lawsuit against resettlement contractor over Syrians
                    Posted by Ann Corcoran
                              November 30, 2015

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Abbott vs. Miliband!

The threat is directed at the International Rescue Committee*** headed by the former British Foreign Secretary, David Miliband. The lawsuit would pit Abbott against Miliband who came to the US in 2013 to head up the largest (financially) of the nine US resettlement contractors.

From the Houston Chronicle:
Texas Governor-elect Greg Abbott addresses media during a news conference, Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2014, at the Capitol in Austin, Texas. Abbott is the first new Texas governor in 14 years — and he did it in a landslide. He crushed Democrat Wendy Davis by one of the biggest margins in any of three dozen gubernatorial races across the U.S., carrying nearly 60 percent of the vote by early Wednesday as Texas underwent its biggest political shake-up in decades. (AP Photo/Austin American-Statesman, Jay Janner) AUSTIN CHRONICLE OUT, COMMUNITY IMPACT OUT; INTERNET AND TV MUST CREDIT PHOTOGRAPHER AND STATESMAN.COM; MAGS OUT
Texas Governor Greg Abbott

AUSTIN – Texas officials are escalating their opposition to Syrian refugees with a new order aimed specifically at resettlement groups that have indicated they will accept people fleeing the war-torn country: change your mind or risk getting sued by the state.
Texas health commissioner Chris Traylor issued the first lawsuit threat over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend in a letter to the Dallas branch of the International Rescue Committee, which said earlier this month that it supports accepting Syrian refugees.

miliband bananas

Miliband. off of Soros, Clinton and Samantha Power takes
 lucrative job as head of the IRC. Photo and story:


“We have been unable to achieve cooperation with your agency,” Traylor wrote in the letter, which was released to the Houston Chronicle late Sunday, adding that, “Failure by your organization to cooperate with the State of Texas as required by federal law may result in the termination of your contract with the state and other legal action.”
Similar letters are expected to be sent to any refugee resettlement group that takes a similar position against Gov. Greg Abbott.
Go to the Houston Chronicle for more and to see the letter.  Alas, it isn’t just Syrian Muslims going to Texas, but the state has been a target for the resettlement of large numbers of Somali and Iraqi Muslims as well.

Eight of nine major resettlement contractors operating in Texas:

Abbott may have to sue eight of the nine federal resettlement contractors (this is from Part II of my Texas trilogy of posts).  These are the nine federal resettlement contractors:
Please go to this list of subcontractors everywhere and scroll down to Texas.
Texas is the number one resettlement state in the nation! And, never forget, Democrats and the No borders agitators are working day and night to turn Red states Blue—Texas is their number one target!
Recognizing how lucrative the ‘welcoming’ Texas turf is (contractors are paid by the head to resettle refugees), eight of the nine contractors have set up shop somewhere in Texas.   The only one with no office there yet is the Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society!
For more on Texas, go here to our three part series from earlier this summer.
And for much more on David Miliband and his friends in high places, click here.   Hillary adores him!
***From this post:
International Rescue Committee (secular)
(From 2012 Form 990)

Total revenue: $456,122,865
Govt. grants and contracts (including travel loan income): $332,271,151
Percent taxpayer funded: 73%
Top salary: $485,321  (this is the salary of the former CEO, but we assume Miliband is pulling down similar numbers).
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This is a blatant attempt by the Progressive forces to "re-demograph" Western Europe and the United States, especially Texas with people who have pronounced animus against the traditional customs and nature of the common American.  These people are purposefully shoehorned into the "Hee-haw and Lawrence Welk" parts of the country so as to cause as much friction as possible, and to provoke legal and cultural conflict.  No Arabic Christians are allowed in these "refugee groups".  The overwhelming majority of the "refugees'' hate America and despise Jews, congenitally.
    This is truly a Fifth Column insertion technique, nothing more and nothing less.
El Gringo Viejo
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Thursday 31 December 2015

Auld Lang Syne (With Lyrics and English Translation)

Catching Up - Odds and Ends - Commentary about the American Election Process

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THE PAST MONTH AT THE QUINTA:

     As the regular OROGs  (Official Readers of the Old Gringo) know,   we were out for about a month at our little place in the middle of nowhere Mexico.  All in all it was a pleasant exile, quite dull save for a few Christmas pyrotechnics that drove our cats and dogs crazy.

     We were covered up by hummingbirds, perhaps eight or nine species.  There was a strong return of the mountain-dwelling bumblebee hummingbird, said to weigh something between the weight of an American nickel and dime.  They are bright-black, and ever-so-tiny;  two inches is the length of a male.   Ten years ago they were fairly numerous in the lower skirts of the Sierra Madre Oriental during the Spring, but gradually became fewer in number, sometimes skipping out on the entire downslope visit business.

     Other species of our feathered friends were especially numerous, considering that we were entering the darkest days of the year.   Mornings were quite brisk, always in the lower 50s and several early morning readings in the 40s and even a couple of drops into the upper 30s.   Afternoons were always comfortable with highs in the upper 70s and lower 80s.  

     Our little water pump that charges our running water inside the walls of our adobe cottage, as well as providing for garden watering at times, gave up the ghost after almost 15 years of faithful service.   So that required quite a bit of diagnosis, kibitzing, tinkering, and finally Unction, followed by a run into Ciudad Victoria to buy a new pump.
     The years have provided the same effect upon pump motors as they have all the electronic stuff that surrounds us.  Everything is smaller and more powerful.  With a bit of skepticism and the shelling out of about 3,500 pesos (about 200 dollars) we returned to our little place in the Santa Engracia outback.   Alvaro, our majordomo, summoned the maestro plomero (master plumber) Arturo, and within an hour had the new motor installed and  running smartly.

     We always scratch our heads when the  Maestros of the various blue-collar skill groupings charge for their labour.  In this case we had to fork over to Arturo the massive amount of 350 pesos, which is around 20 USD at this point.   And our workmen are the types who clean up everything after the job is done, and who do not leave until they have checked out the functionality of their work, be it new construction or an installation, or a repair.

     Another interesting development was the request for accommodation by the last remaining offspring of the last great hacendado (traditional hacienda owner).   The lady, born Alicia Martinez, daughter of Jose Martinez Gomez sent a long-time, local personal attendant to our humble place to ask if we could put up a couple of Don~a Alicia's friends at the end of the year.
     We were surprised because Don~a Alicia has two large homes across the street from the Hacienda de Santa Engracia where she was born and raised.  The two large houses, adjacent to the old stables which housed some of the finest horses in Mexico at one time, are antiques, dating from the 1830s.  Having been in only one, and then only briefly, it was easy to appreciate that they were are are still very elegant properties,  especially on the inside. 
     As it turned out, Don~a Alicia was having a small get-together, and was going to put up a couple of people in her main house, a foursome in the second twin house adjacent to her lodging, and then was hoping to have us take another couple in for a couple or three nights.   We thought it a bit strange, because she had the Hacienda de Santa Engracia right across the street, and no-one alive has more connection to that facility that Don~a Alicia.
     Remember that the Hacienda is also a 5-star hotel, full of lore, gardens, a swimming pool, scores of ghosts, and other attributes.  We learned a bit later that, due to the various changes in the composition of the ownership, Don~a Alicia no longer has any particular leverage on rates or anything much beyond respectful treatment.
     Her personal assistant painted out what was needed, and then asked if we had any space available.   El Gringo Viejo was a bit surprised to say the least, but responded that we had our room available for the dates that had been mentioned.   The assistant, named Carolina, called on her cellular to her mistress and advised that El Gringo Viejo had space and would keep it reserved for her two friends.   So, that was that.
     I asked Carolina if perhaps she would like to see the room.   She seemed almost astonished for some reason,  but then responded in a very animated manner in the positive.   Upon entering she declared, "Que hermosa habitation!"  (What a beautiful room!).   I directed her to the bath, which is, in fact, quite large and well equipped, especially for the area.   Carolina was very animated, and was already dialing up Don~a Alicia as we walked back to where her brother was minding a grandson.
      Carolina extolled the quarters she had seen in very glowing terms, and suddenly asked, "Don~a Licha would like to speak to you, if possible."   So, El Gringo Viejo took the telephone and engaged the revered aristocrat carefully. Once we were through and settled on prices and conditions, we parted company.   It was all very interesting.  ("Licha" is a diminutive and/or nickname for Alicia.)

     We had come full cycle.   An eccentric Gringo interloper accommodating guests of the daughter  of the last great Hacendado.
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THE AMERICAN ELECTION:

     (1)    We are replacing a man who was elected by people who were/are stupid.....according to a certain Dr. Gruber, the architect of the Obama Socialised Medicine Initiative.    The American Obsolete Press has buried Dr. Gruber deep into the confines of some dark swamp.   The Stupid never knew about Dr. Gruber before, during, or after either of the elections of Barrack Hussein Obama.   Still to this day, very few, beyond those in the Conservative  camp, have ever known of the existence that particular personality.
    Why?   Because they are generally intentionally ill-informed, incapable of being informed, uncaring, or aloof and committed marxists.

     (2)     We  are presented with eight years of truly slimy, undeservedly arrogant, incompetent, racist, and marxist oriented presidency that will supposedly be followed by another eight years of the same.   This time the incumbent will be an equally mendacious, incompetent, America hating narcissist.   She, like Barack Hussein Obama, is under the control of a Persian communist.   Huma controls (Sir Edmund) Hillary passively, perhaps the way she controls her hubby, the famous Anthony Weiner.....the famous auto- photographic - email specialist.
     The other president, soon to be gone, perhaps to be named President of the United Nations for life, has a controller who is much more assertive, Valerie Jarrett who also has a communist family background,  as well as Persian background.   Both controllers were born in Persia (now known as Iran), both Presidents are hopelessly shallow.   The only thing that has allowed these two Presidents to remotely maintain sway over the electorate, as we now return to the first point, is the willing lack of critical thinking or even interest in the American political-economic complexion on the part of what appears to be a slight majority of the electorate.
    That willingness to be apathetic and ignorant is cultivated every second of every minute of every hour is the Obsolete Press and the popular performing culture.

Harold Stassen

Candidate for the Republican
nomination  for President on
ten (10) occasions from 1940
through 1980
     We are not saying that two female Rasputins are the sole controllers, or handlers of the marionettes strings.   We realise well  that they represent only two of the several thousand who awake daily to go about the work of killing the Republic and imposing upon the hapless citizenry a totalitarian national socialist Gulagstag.   How peculiar.

     On the other hand, we watch as the Republican Party undergoes a very,  difficult labour and  delivery.  All form and nature of Republicanism is on display.   It is keenly apparent that the stodgy pseudo-conservative control group known as the Establishment is quaking it it collective boots.
    They seem to be dedicated to the notion that we must nominate the only person who can win, a non-binding philosophy of moderation that they say has been successful every time it has been employed.   Referred to as the Harold Stassen Rule,  they have had many successes.   Ford, GHW Bush, Dole, McCain, Romney, and Hoover have clearly demonstrated their brilliant strategy of presenting mayonnaise and healthy, low fat margarine to the public as a Republican campaign platform.

     We are left with a good set of candidates after all the posturing, clucking of hens, and preening of show-cats.   Christy, Bush, Kasich, and some others are still bravely rowing towards the finish line, although their canoes have long since stuck themselves into some kind of sandy goo in the part of the river that has no water.  This leaves Carson, Fiorina, Paul, Rubio, and Cruz to weld a conservative battering ram that might be able to distract the American Lemming Association from nominating the Republican version of Hope and Change.

     Donald Trump is the American political equivalent to some organism composed of the personalities of Ross Perot and Harry Houdini.   He unites everyone who can believe, if only for a moment, that Trump "thinks the way I think and feel".  One can almost envision the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing "When You Wish Upon a Star" as cameras pan across the crowds of dolts who believe in the Republican equivalent of "Hope and Change".

    As for this Gringo Viejo, my lot is cast not for the lesser of evils but for the candidate he deduces is best, and that person is Cruz.  It would be possible to support the four others named before him with energy, listed above.  But, as a Texan, and as one who has followed the man with interest over the past eight years, I made my commitment early on for him and his dedication to strict constitutionalist and republican government.

There, we have railed forth and bellowed long and loud.  We are back in the saddle again.  More to-morrow.
El Gringo Viejo
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