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It is fairly well established fact in to-day's Academia that the World came to an end sometime around 1996 or so. AlGore said so. He told the entire Planet that the United States was poisoning the atmosphere in such a way that life on Planet Earth could only exist another 12 years. And, of course, he was right. We are all dead. The elephants, the mosquitos, the kitty-cats, the earthworms…everybody, everything is dead.
Then a flying saucer noticed there was one last Polar Bear on a tiny little chunk of ice. The little chunk of ice was floating towards Hawai'i and the Polar Bear died too…in 2010…the last living thing on Planet Earth. Incredibly, although it must be true because AlGore said it, it just so happens that presently there are four times the numbers of Polar Bears to-day as there were twenty-five (25) years ago. But, of course, they are all dead as well.
The East Anglia University debacle, wherein and whereat a group of snotty professors fudged all manner of climate data to prove that AlGore was right, that life on Planet Earth ended in 1998 or sometime exactly and precisely, more or less around that time…came to an end. Everybody knows it and that is why they have to keep it secret.

WITHIN THE NEXT 12 (or twenty depending upon the level of stupidity and ignorance ofthe audience) YEARS THE ENTIRE PLANET WILL DIE DUE TO (choose one or more): GLOBAL WARMING, GLOBAL COOLING, NUCLEAR WINTER, CLIMATE CHANGE, and MARTIAN RAY-GUNS DOING FRONTAL LOBATOMIES ON THE HUMAN RACE.
The above admonition has been refreshed by a nice lady from Austin, Texas…Citadel of Reason and Truth and other disorders brought on by the proclivity to believe in marxist and socialist cultural and political reforms.
Miss Range is kind enough to not include the sources of ambient and other earth contamination that contribute well over 98 per cent of said ambient and terrestrial blight. Interestingly, over 80 per cent can be traced to two nations, Red China and India. The remainder, almost exclusively, can be traced to permanently third-world nations that are mired in hopeless corruption, violence, organic law, and general jungle rules.
BUT!!! We know that we can trust our informative friend, Miss Range, because while she lambasts the oil and gas industry (while folding in some slightly complementary comments) she cites the ever so reliable Earthworks company as some kind of standard for evaluating oil and gas production. We are supposed to be disarmed when she rattles up the shibboleth that Earthworks is a "non-profit". That title or qualification is proof that they are better than the foul people who actually produce wealth that can be distributed in an inefficient but very effective way…called free enterprise. Non-profits are things like the previous Soviet Union.
Miss Range expounds:
"Natural gas, plentiful in Texas, is an excellent bridge fuel from coal. But, we diminish its value as a bridge fuel if we do not harvest it responsibly (?) We must minimise fugitive emissions, the wasteful practice of flaring, and pollution of neighbours.
"The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change says we have 12 years to cut our emission in half. This means business as usual must change.
"Texans already feel the effects of Climate Change with more powerful droughts, floods, and hurricanes. Industry needs to be responsibly regulated. Texas needs leadership at the Railroad Commission willing to put the interest (sic) of Texans above that of industry."
To which El Gringo Viejo responds:
It is a wondrous thing that there is a mass of humanity within the confines of the Republic of Texas that chooses to bray at the moon and jingle hollow platitudes so as to gain a sense of self-worth, no matter how unfounded their conclusions and beliefs. Miss Range perhaps was born after 1960 or so. Quite possibly she was born much later.
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There were, supposedly, 11 buildings left standing. Among them the damaged Baptist, Roman Catholic, Episcopal, and Methodist Churches. |
As an aside, please be aware that the Rio Grande froze solid on each of these invasions from the
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An accurate count was never determined although bodies were found as much as 15 miles from Galveston... |
And, if you want hurricanes, try on the Hurricane of Galveston in 1900…with winds estimated into the 200 mile per hour level. No one could come up with a good count but it was "estimated" that between 7,000 and 13,000 people died in that event.
So, and therefore…allow this humble writer to suggest that Miss Range, who is quite obviously ignorant of even relatively recent history, is also obviously not competent to advise us, the unwashed, stupid, neanderthal, reprobate, slobs about matters of climate change. My eldest brother was the head of the College of Geology and Geography of Louisiana State University. He was, among other things, a court certified expert on matters of Earth - Solar relationships, Climate, and Weather, among many other things. He and those who had no political agenda scoffed at the ridiculousness of this movement about global warming, global cooling, climate change etc… and he was correct.
Thanks one and all for your time and attention.
El Gringo Viejo
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