We had no luck with either of the suspects. They lawyered up immediately.
So, we ask all OROGs to be on the lookout for a white male, approximately 17 to 50 years of age, with a large dog, probably a Great Dane, who speaks with some considerable accent or impediment. While they are not armed, they are dangerous, especially to themselves and anyone in their close proximity due to a general clumsiness and irrational response to almost any outside stimulus.
|This is a Geographically Challenged, apparently homeless|
person who said during his original interrogation that he
had no idea where any dog named Scooby Doo was or is.
He continues to be a person of interest to Interpol and a
number of other police and government agencies.
Authorities continue to monitor him to see if a dog appears.
The mother of Scruffy says that she thinks this might well be her son.
She is flying tomorrow to Russia to make a positive identification.
She also says that no one has seen hide nor hair of Scooby Doo over there.
We thank all readers for joining in to help with this search. Children throughout the world are concerned that since the issue began with this Scruffy look-alike, and his irrational behaviour, that he might in fact be the real Scruffy, and that perhaps there may have been an issue over residuals or some other point of contention. It is known that Scruffy and Scooby Doo each had the other covered on a 1,000,000.00 USD Insurance agreement, plus an assignment of estate testament, each awarding the other with his estate. So, as we wait for DNA to come back on our geographically challenged person, we'll keep an eye on things as well.
El Gringo Viejo