Tuesday, 1 January 2013

Connecticut Attorney Sues State for 100,000,000 USD

     A quick solution to the filing by the attorney in the matter of the massacre of the children and adults at the Sandy Hook School in Newtown, Connecticut is included here.
     (1)   Bring the attorney into the court of record.   Sentence him to 1 year behind bars, no good time, no 1 X 3 allowance, no direct contact with visitors.   Place him in general population, for the purpose of getting to know first hand that he is just like the people who surround him, especially in the showers.
    (2)   Fine the attorney 100,000,000 USD, since that number sounded good to him, he will enjoy thinking about it while paying it back upon release.
     (3)   Take the attorney to the spay/neuter clinic down the street a ways.
     (4)    Disbar, in perpetuity, said attorney, one Irving Pincus.

Thanks for your attention.
El Gringo Viejo