In the Complete Guide to the Commandments, Canons, and Orders of the Church of Be'elzebub (the original grandfather of Be'elzebubba), one is required as follows....."Being certain that no good lie be left untold, all confirmed must be dedicated to the mastery and practise of the Holy Whopperistical Mysteries."
We have signed the White House Petition urging immediate re-canonisation, beatification, and embalming, and spraying of gobs of gold upon the person of Queen of the Universe (Sir Edmund) Hillaryabubba.
To one lower order we give Susan Riceabubba dishonourable mention for her perfectly miserable holy grovelling, mendacity, race-baiting, and generally despicable deportment, which brought us much pride and pleasure.
Que los Santos intervengan!
El Gringo Viejo
