Statists and marxists marched for the right to have you pay for the indoctrination of your child yesterday in the much vaunted MILLION MUPPET MARCH.....the name of said march changed later to "million puppet march" due to unauthorised copyright infringement....and even later had to be changed to the "Several Dozen Slugs and Dregs Who Are Marxists Who Make Course and Profane Signs with 'Inspired' Double-Entendre Messages That Are Really Cute to Explain to Four and Five Year-old Children Pointless Stroll....NOW!".
|Several million guides to the proper raising|
and care and guidance of children poured
out to person the barricades against the fascist
counter-revolutionary forces who oppose
women, children, LGBTRZOA, and
political prisoners....and torture. and
Big Bird...and everything.
Estimates of the crowd size ranged from the organisers' count of several hundred million to the actually count of 425, which was quite impressive, considering that they only had one month to organise the event.
Perhaps it is time that Big Bird move out of the house and get a job. Surely Planned Parenthood and Service Employees International Union can pick up the tab by providing advertising patronage.
El Gringo Viejo