Monday, 24 August 2015

God Bless the Grass That Grows Through Concrete.....

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This is so true.  Just look around you anytime you are out in public.  Ever notice in a public restaurant  a young couple who should be looking into each others eyes; they are gazing into their respective phones?

The Death of Conversation:

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 This was sent in by our spies in Extreme Central Texas.   They seem to have a jaundiced view of the popular culture's interfacing with the human condition.  I mean...."What difference does it make at this point?'....if our great grandchildren will have evolved into two slightly connected thumbs clicking at a microscopic typewriter, asking questions like, "Why is everything so boring all the time?" 

     Some...a few...OROGs have asked, "Where in Extreme Central Texas precisely is this nest of reactionary, counter-revolutionary practitioners of fascist intolerance?"   Recognising immediately that this was probably a somewhat left-of-centre originated inquiry, El Gringo Viejo sent a copy of the wire to El Zorro and then traced the URL tracking number.   At times it went straight to a place called "El Museo Nacional de Fidel, Che, y la Grandiosa Victoria de La Revolucion Cubana".....and at other times it went straight into a place called "The White House:   Attn- Valerie Jarrett".

     So that all will know, this nest of spies lives less than 350 miles north of McAllen, and less than 400 miles south of Dallas / Fort Worth.  They can be found less than 500 miles east of El Paso, and  400 miles west of Beaumont, Texas.   Who am I?   Excuse me....Where am I?  Any correct answer within 10 miles will be disregarded.

More later...the time has come to strap on my armour and prepare for the next battle.  The sound of the cannons never ceases.
El Gringo Viejo
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Sunday, 23 August 2015

The Lord's Prayer


This started every morning following a rendition of the American National Anthem on the local television station we patronized during the late 1950s and early 1960s here on the tip of Texas.

There was even a radio station in Corpus Christi that started the morning with the American National Anthem, followed by the Southern National Anthem.

No drive by shootings, no riots, times were better, maybe.

EL GRINGO VIEJO
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Friday, 21 August 2015

Crowley's Analysis - The skullduggery widens and deepens in the Royal Court, as the days shorten for the Reign of Obama

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     Dr. Monica Crowley is a much better than average analyst and commentator concerning matters about and around Foggy Bottom.  Our spies and contributors from Extreme Central Texas have forwarded her latest article which details her thoughts concerning the source and purpose of the Torment of (Sir Edmund) Hillary, Queen of the Universe.   The entire article can be accessed at this linkage: 


          Earlier during the evening of this date, the obtuse and overbearing blowhard O'Reilly attempted to shout down Dr. Monica, repeatedly referring to her research, impressions, and conclusions as "conspiracy theories".   Mr. O'Reilly did not look good, once again, as he chose to brow-beat his own guest so as to demonstrate his supposedly superior thought processes. In this particular contest, he loses before he begins, again.
     Crowley is of the mind that all of (Sir Edmund) Hillary's problems come from the White House.   She, and many, believe that the Queen of the Universe is not the person Obama wishes to continue the "legacy" of his accomplishments.  The animus that exists between and betwixt Michelle and Hillary, and Obama and Hillary, and Bill and Obama, and Valerie Jarrett and Huma is pronounced, wide, and deep.

     In a way that some consider inspired political manoeuvering, the White House went to the trouble to either set-up or to actually catch General David Petraeus with his security clearance down around his ankles, so to speak.  For a relatively minor, but significant, breach of security regulations in the handling of classified documents, the four-star general general was run through the legal wringer,  forced to resign, pay fines, and suffer various and sundry other punishments, all painful and embarrassing.

     There are even those who think that his "biographer" who also served as a mistress of sorts, served as a finger on the hand of the White House in setting up Petraeus for the fall.   The thing is that the good General was punished fairly seriously for a fairly minor, but real, breach of security protocol.  So, when the time would come to analyze (Sir Edmund) Hillary's condescending and truly peculiar monstrous breach of security protocol as Secretary of State (just think of all those miles she flew), Valerie Jarrett could begin a steady leak, leak, leak of information about the matter.   Valerie Jarrett knew from (Sir Edmund) Hillary's first days at the helm of the Department of State that the Esteemed Secretary of State was wheeling and dealing on State time, but without any consideration to the penetrability of her official and under-the-table business dealings...(as in the Haiti gold mines for her brother, among scores of other felonies).   (Sir Edmund) Hillary was fascinatingly, blithely unaware that everybody else knew everything she was doing, while She, Herselfie thought she could sell tickets to "The Mohammed Video War".

     Dr. Crowley fails a bit in not questioning why Father Obamaham "coupled-up" with (Sir Edmund) during those moments immediately following the debacle that was the fall of the consul and arms and munitions stores at the consular compound in Benghazi.   He had to tie (Sir Edmund) to the event and shine a pathway out of the morass that (Sir Edmund) had left him, that fateful night when Father Obamaham left and went to the fund-raiser in Las Vegas.
     Of course, we remember that Father Obamaham had ridiculed the business community for flying in company jets and holding events and conventions in Las Vegas....short weeks before flying off himself to said destination.   The irony of (Sir Edmund)'s advertisement during the 2008 campaign, about having an adult at the ready when the dreaded phone call comes into the White House at 03:00 hours, was something akin to the meth-lab white-trash blowing themselves up during a batching of the crystal.

     All this is why....the ''Keep your friends close during political times, and to also keep your enemies closer" adage....Obama had (Sir Edmund) front and centre at the Dover reception of the Return of the Coffins....where (Sir Edmund) assured the survivors of the returning dead that ".....we are going to catch that terrible person who made that video.....''.  Valerie Jarrett wanted to put (Sir Edmund)'s face on as much of the mess as possible.
    Of course the guy speaking at the microphone has an Aunt and Uncle living at the time on long-term public assistance (welfare) in Massachusetts in spite of being illegal aliens from Kenya.   The guy speaking at the microphone will outdo himself by doing the "selfie shuffle" at the Mandela funeral and reading a teleprompter that failed to tell him that it is not Marine Corpse...but rather the Marine Apple Core.
      Of course, Michelle Robinson took scowling exception to Barry's love-cuddles and selfie posturing with the Prime Minister of Denmark....or whatever place it was that has a lot of blonde people....while Mandela's remains warmed in the South African sun.   As an aside, we were gratified to learn later that Mandela's family had first things first in correct order.   As did the Martin Luther King, Jr. family, the Michael Jackson family, the Gentle Giant Ferguson Martyr family, the Whitney Houston family, the Mandela family did not allow the "core" of Mandela to reach room temperature before beginning to fight over the assets and residuals.    They learned a bit on how to sack Mandela's assets by studying the "wife" of Yassir Arafat who managed to grab Ole Yassir's assets and ensconce herself on the Champs Elysees.

     All these people are frauds.   Leftist and popular uprising social justice activists???  Almost all frauds.   But Dr. Crowley is probably correct.  It is similar to Stalin and Trotsky....and the scores of top-dogs that wound up at the top of the heap of some Nazi or Bolshie rubble and promptly began the effort of each to kill or exile the other.

      Thanks for your time and patience.   We shall await news from the Stork and advise one and all about any blessed event that might occur during the next few days.  There is still a departed friend to remember and other matters  requiring attention.   We shall stay on top and keep the information coming in and out.

El Gringo Viejo
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Wednesday, 19 August 2015

Back in Texas....

     We have arrived for a bit of a stay, brought on by storks, and other business matters.   Our return was hastened a bit due to the news that one of our closest friends decided to be among the Angels.  Garland Alton Josephson was a rare bird from a fine flock.

     He was the husband of another very close friend of this family and it must be stated that we are crushed by this relatively sudden event.   The obituary is included below, as published in the McAllen Monitor....the 18th of August, 2015 
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     GAYLAND ALTON  JOSEPHSON DIED ON AUGUST 13 AT HIS HOME IN AUSTIN, TEXAS.   GAYLAND WAS BORN ON 22 SEPTEMBER 1941 IN ELGIN, TEXAS.   HE IS SURVIVED BY HIS BROTHER DON AND SISTER-IN-LAW GAIL JOSEPHSON, SON FRANCISCO (PANCHO) JOSEPHSON, DAUGHTER ANA JOSEPHSON AND WIFE OF MANY YEARS AND FRIEND FOREVER, EDUVIJES ANA PEREZ - JOSEPHSON.

     GAYLAND GRADUATED FROM TEXAS LUTHERAN UNIVERSITY, A PRESTIGEOUS, SMALL SCHOOL LOCATED IN SEGUIN, TEXAS.  A CONSUMMATE ALTRUIST, HE VOLUNTEERED FOR  THE PEACE CORPS AND SPENT TWO YEARS IN EL SALVADOR BUILDING SCHOOLS IN RURAL VILLAGES.

     HE RETURNED TO TEXAS, SETTLING IN McALLEN AND TAKING A POSITION AS A TEACHER OF HISTORY AND GOVERNMENT AT THE HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL WITH THE EDINBURG INDEPENDENT SCHOOL DISTRICT.  HIS SERVICE FINISHED AFTER ALMOST FORTY YEARS, AND HE RETIRED FROM THE DISTRICT IN 2011.

     GAYLAND SPENT THE LAST TWO YEARS OF HIS LIFE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS WHERE HE  SHARED A DUPLEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND GRANDSON IN AN IDYLLIC "OLD TOWN" PART OF THE CAPITAL CITY.   HE FOUND GREAT JOY DURING HIS RETIREMENT IN PLAYING WITH AND TEACHING HIS GRANDSON ABOUT THE GREAT WORLD THAT HE LOVED SO MUCH.

     GAYLAND'S ASHES WILL BE STREWN AT THE GRAVESITE OF HIS PARENTS IN ELGIN, TEXAS AS WELL AS IN APPROPRIATE PLACES IN AND AROUND THE McALLEN, TEXAS AREA WHERE CONSIDERABLE AND LENGTHY ANCESTRY OF HIS SON AND DAUGHTER AND GRANDSON, BOTH QUICK AND DEPARTED, HAVE DWELLED FOR OVER 250 YEARS.

     THERE WILL BE A CELEBRATION OF GAYLAND'S LIFE AND TIME WITH US AT HIS HOME IN AUSTIN, TEXAS ON THE 20th OF AUGUST, 2015 AT 6:OO PM.   OTHER GATHERINGS OF STUNNED AND SADDENED FRIENDS AND LIFE-MATES OF GAYLAND'S WILL HAVE AN APPROPRIATE GET-TOGETHER "DOWN IN THE VALLEY" TO SHARE OUR SADNESS AND JOY.....
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The neo-antique map in its place of honour

        We point out that the dominant fixture of the parlour of the Quinta Tesoro de la Sierra Madre is an old, academic-grade, political map of Mexico that was published in 1921.   It has the States, major cities, rail-routes, and what little highway existed at that time.   Several major areas are still listed as "territories" due to the fact that they lacked the population and infrastructure to qualify for Statehood.

     This map, pictured on the left, was saved and salvaged from the indignity of being filed in a Dempster Dumpster by Gayland when a heavy-duty "house-cleaning" was underway at the High School in Edinburg.  We wound up being the beneficiary of his thoughtfulness.

El Gringo Viejo
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Monday, 3 August 2015

The Arrogant Drift of Social Analysis....it is always someone else's fault....

A note to the OROG community:

     What follows in blue is official analysis and explanation from a government and public publication.   What is printed in blue is the undisturbed official line.  There was so much that was wrong and/ or conjectural that critique of the entire passage was nigh unto impossible.  We made a few snide, but pertinent observations, leaving to rest various things that could have been said about the Closner and Baker people, and more.   But what is written in the reddish colour is our imbedded remarks and snarkiness, like that jerk in the movie house who critiques the movie while it is being shown.  

HIDALGO COUNTY.
Hidalgo County (T-16), in South Texas, is bordered by Cameron County on the east, Brooks County on the north, Starr County on the west, and Mexico on the south. The county seat, Edinburg, is at the junction of U.S. highways 107 and 281. The center point of the county is at 26°23' north latitude and 98°10' west longitude. Other communities of note in Hidalgo County are McAllen, Weslaco, Mission, Peñitas, and San Juan. Hidalgo County comprises 1,596 square miles of the Rio Grande delta. Its elevations range from forty to 200 feet. The northern part of the county has sandy and light loamy soils over deep reddish or mottled, clayey subsoils. In some areas limestone lies within forty inches of the surface. The southern part of the county has moderately deep to deep loamy surfaces over clayey subsoils. Along the Rio Grande brown to red clays occur. Hidalgo County is in the South Texas Plains vegetation area, which features grasses, mesquite, live oaks, and chaparral. Native plants, reduced in recent years by extensive farming, include chapote, guayacan, ebony, huisache, Brazilwood, and yucca. In 1982, 91 percent of the land was in farms and ranches, with 52 percent of the farmland under cultivation and 85 percent irrigated; 51 to 60 percent of the county was considered prime farmland. The primary crops were sorghum, cotton, corn, and vegetables; Hidalgo County led Texas counties in the production of cabbage, onions, cantaloupes, carrots, and watermelons. The primary fruits and nuts grown in the county were grapefruit, oranges, and pecans. Cattle, milk cows, and hogs were the primary livestock products. Natural resources included caliche, sand, gravel, oil, and gas. Oil and gas production in 1982 totaled 98,487,211,000 cubic feet of gas-well gas, 139,995 barrels of crude oil, 1,101,666 barrels of condensate, and 15,784,000 cubic feet of casinghead gas. The climate is subtropical and subhumid. Temperatures range from an average low of 47° F in January to an average high to 96° in July; the average annual temperature is 73°. Rainfall averages twenty-three inches a year, and the growing season lasts for 320 days of the year.
Indians have called the area home for 11,000 years. Artifacts dating to the Archaic Period indicate that inhabitants of the region were hunters and gatherers who practised no agriculture and kept no domestic animals except a few dogs. Subsequently, some forms of agriculture, such as raising maize, were introduced. Several major linguistic groups called the lower Rio Grande valley home, including Coahuilteco and Karankawa. The Coahuiltecans in the future county hunted a wide variety of animals, fished, gathered berries, fruits, and roots, and used mountain laurel for its narcotic No backbone?  effects. The Lipan Apaches, having been forced out of Colorado and New Mexico by the Comanches, entered Texas in the 1700s and gained control of South Texas by 1775. The Comanches followed them and arrived in South Texas in the early nineteenth century.   (Much of this paragraph seems to be lifted from another write up about some insignificant place in the middle of Whocarezia, that is used for filler for tourist pamphlets.   The fact is that the Spaniards named places after what the Nahua {Aztecs) had named them.  The Nahua (Aztecs) named them after what the previous whatever speakers called  them.  In what is now northern Mexico, the Aztecs encountered people they referred  to as the  Chichimeca....or the jibber-jabber people.   Therefore, the Spanish had the opportunity to name this cluster of naked live-lizard eaters {organic?} the Come Crudos {raw-eaters}, and others the 'Tejas' {people who use leaves of maguey to cover their hovels, looking much like the tejas used as roofing in Italy, Spain, Portugal, and the western islands}. Further it is not certain that the Comanches' first dominance in southernmost Texas was during that one period that we, as white men, know.).
     Some historians surmise that Álvar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca traveled through the area after his 1528 shipwreck. In August 1638 Jacinto García de Sepulveda crossed the Rio Grande into the area at the site of Mier in search of Dutch sailors reported on the Texas coast. In 1687 the second expedition of Alonso De León in search of Fort St. Louis also followed the river route. In 1747 Miguel de la Garza Falcón reconnoitered the northern bank of the river in search of suitable land to establish a settlement. He found the land unsuitable even for stock raising and condemned it as uninhabitable. Despite his judgment, the area again drew the attention of the Spanish crown.
     In 1749 José de Escandón was assigned the task of colonizing the area.  (It must be noted here that the Captain cited above, Miquel de la Garza Falcon, when he did his investigation above-described, was under the command and order of Jose de Escandon.   Escandon established the communities named below, along with almost a score more, throughout the area that would be later known as Tamaulipas State....the word tamaulipas meaning place of extensive grasses in the Chichimec and Huastec languages). He established four towns on the southern banks of the Rio Grande including Reynosa (1749), which was originally located across the river from the site of present-day Peñitas. He founded Camargo, Mier, and Revilla (now Guerrero) in 1749, 1750, and 1752 respectively. Settlers from these colonies later crossed the Rio Grande and settled the northern banks of the river. About eighty porciones in about nineteen grants were issued in the future Hidalgo County by the Spanish and Mexican governments. Colonization was left in the hands of the grantees, who established settlements along the river as well as in the northern reaches of the future county. A settlement called La Habitación, also known as Rancho San Luis or San Luisito (our understanding of the oldest name of the place was, Hacienda de San Luis or San Luisito, because the city in New Spain known as San Luis Potosi was already established as an ore processor and bullion stamper in the very centre of what is now Mexico, two hundred years earlier.) and pr, was established north of the river at the site of present-day Hidalgo, Texas, in 1774. Because the land was suitable for cattle and sheep raising the grantees turned to ranching with great success. Among the first settlers was Juan José Ynojosa de Ballí, who was issued the Llano Grande grant on May 29, 1790. Another successful rancher was José Manuel Gómez, who received the Santa Anita grant in 1798. In 1797 he established the Santa Anita Ranch, which was still in operation in 1995 under the name McAllen Ranch. Most of the other grantees also managed to settle their land and become successful ranchers.
By 1836 area farmers had a thriving economic base that allowed them to export their cattle and cattle by-products into Mexico. Goods were moved by wagon and mule trains, whose owners were so organized that they kept boats off the Rio Grande until after 1840. With the outbreak of the Texas Revolution (1835 - 1836) the area became disputed territory, Mexico considered it part of Tamaulipas, and Texas claimed it as part of its southern border. During the Mexican WarZachary Taylor laid out the Old Military Road to supply his men in northern Mexico. In 1849 the area became a popular stopping point for goldseekers from the United States on their way to California. The military road had become part of the Gila Route to the West Coast. By 1850 about thirty-nine ranches were in operation in what later became Hidalgo County . Mexico was the main market for goods from the area. Residents grew a variety of fruits and vegetables, including squash, citrus fruit, and corn. After 1849 the Oblates of Mary Immaculate periodically visited the ranches between Brownsville and Laredo. Hidalgo County was part of the disputed territory during the Mexican War. After the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo of 1848 the area became part of San Patricio County. In the same year the region was further subdivided and became part of Cameron County.
     Hidalgo County was formed in 1852 and named for Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, who gave the "cry for Mexican independence" from Spanish rule. By 1852 the county had between forty and forty-five ranches. As land was parceled out from one generation to the next the ranches located along the river developed into villages. (Riverboat stops at villages along the Rio Grande were much earlier.  Roma, Los Saenz, Davis's Landing, Cuevitas, Pen~itas, Ojo de Agua, Granjeno/Reynosa, In this way, ranches gave rise to the communities of La Habitación, Relampago, and Peñitas. Ranches away from the river included Laguna Seca Ranch, founded in 1867, Mora Relámpago Ranch (1875), and San Manuel Ranch (1876). Generally, inhabitants of the area, especially those in the north, made a living by stock raising, while those along the river were involved in transportation, agriculture, and trade with Mexico. In 1852 La Habitación was renamed Edinburgh and made county seat. The first county court convened on September 2, 1852, and as its first act issued licences to ferries at Hidalgo, San Luis, Peñitas, and Las Cuevas. José M. J. Carbajal was an early court reporter. County residents were isolated from each other, however, and from the population center of Brownsville in neighboring Cameron County. Because of their sense of neglect by state and federal governments, residents adopted the name "Republic of Hidalgo." Isolation and ineffective law enforcement led to general chaos and lawlessness, mostly in the form of cattle raids and shootouts. The "Cortina Wars" also caused disturbances, especially when Juan Nepomuceno Cortina, on his way to a robbery, was intercepted by a force of Texas Rangersqv. The skirmish known as the battle of La Bolsa occurred on February 4, 1860, in El Zacatal, south of Progreso in southeast Hidalgo County. Despite difficulties, ranching dominated the economy in 1860, when 10,695 cattle and 3,330 sheep were counted; the latter produced 10,900 pounds of wool. Rustling also thrived. As early as December 28, 1862, armed Mexican bandits crossed into Los Ebanos, captured a Confederate wagontrain, and killed three teamsters. At other times Mexican cattle rustlers would cross into Texas with the purpose of stealing as many cattle as possible. Hidalgo County did not prosper from the Civil War as did Cameron County, but instead found itself battling cattle rustlers, who were joined by both Union and Confederate deserters. In 1870 rustlers were attracted to a county with 18,141 cattle and 11,270 sheep and a population of only 2,387. From 1872 to 1875 Sheriff Alex J. Leo repeatedly wired Washington requesting troops to curtail cattle rustling and end the "Cattle Wars," but his efforts were in vain. On April 2, 1875, Capt. Leander H. McNelly and a band of Texas Rangers arrived to help.
     Hidalgo County had become a haven for outlaws from both sides of the river by the middle of the nineteenth century. Politically it had become a battleground, as various groups vied for dominance of county politics. Party affiliations, especially with the Reds and  the Blues, were firmly entrenched by 1869.   (The writer of the screed we are editting, although noble in intent, fails to lower herself to the truth....that being that this is a continuing replay of the War Between the States.  Members of the Democrat  party, known as the Reds, included Thaddeus Rhodes, Ben Kidder, Pete Champion, W. P. Dougherty and James Dougherty tried to take advantage of an openning that did not exist.   This is because, since they were doltish people full of themselves and since they could produce handsful of Greenbacks rendered by the "Reconstruction Occupation" presence .)
 The Republican party members, the Blues, included John McAllen, Jesse Bennett, and Dr. Alexander M. Headley. The Reds ruled the county for most of the last third of the nineteenth century. Their ineffective government was blamed for the county's having eight sheriffs between 1869 and 1876. It was alleged that the Reds kept control of the county by using the pachanga or block vote, which entailed rounding up men,  filling them with food and liquor, and paying their poll tax. In Hidalgo County, Martin "Big Drunk" Norgraves, who served as first county clerk, was credited as organizer of block voting. By 1880 the population was 4,347, and all except women and the 114 African Americans were fair game for the parties looking for votes. Not until 1882, when John Closner was elected deputy sheriff, was control over cattle rustlers achieved. Closner became sheriff in 1890 and shortly afterward, under the protection of James B. Wellsqv, became the county's political boss. During his rule he brought peace to the county and was seen as such an effective leader that he was nicknamed the "father" of Hidalgo County. In the process, however, he made many enemies. During the 1890s his rivals tried to have him assassinated twice and brought a Texas Ranger investigation against him. He was accused of mistreating prisoners, and he later admitted that he could have gone a little too far in pressuring suspects to confess to crimes. Though Closner's Reds were effective in bringing law and order to the county the rivalry with the Blues did not abate. (This is not at all true.   White-trash desperadoes, and their Mexican-type cousins held up all stages and freight-wagons and people who did not pay some kind of tribute to the Closner machine.  The "Salt-Cart Wars" that plagued the Laredo - Corpus Christi - Roma area were an example. It had to be settled by the Rangers during one of their better, more noble periods,   Closner and his gang were very much the practictioners of "....good Mexicans are the ones who vote for us.  Bad ones vote for the Blues.
     All sides...every facet of the sociological whole....had their "good Mexican, good Gringo" measuring stick.  The measure depended upon which group was holding the measuring rod at the moment.  The idea, however, that the Closner mafia was somehow more kind and gentle with the Spanish / Mexican cohort of the population is bilge, poppycock, and silliness.)
     It came to a head in August 1890, when the Blues set up their polls and judges while the Reds held elections. This effectively gave the county two sets of officials. The Blues wanted to stop the Reds' use of the pachanga, which gave undocumented aliens access to the polls. Consequently, Dr. Headley and a company of 150 Blues took over Edinburgh and ruled the for several days under the moniker "Independent Republic of Hidalgo." United States officials ended Headley's "republic" when he attempted to collect customs at the border.
     Despite political turmoil and cattle rustling, the county population grew to 6,534 by 1890. Ranching reached its peak that year with 71,176 cattle; 20,906 sheep gave 41,074 pounds of wool. The Garza War came to an end in 1891, when Catarino Erasmo Garza and his men were defeated at La Joya in southwest Hidalgo County  (What is this?  My wife's family is involved with these people, the Catarino Garzas....they are still here, primarily Republicans, small business people, restauranteurs, professionals, doctors, nurses, farmers, etc.    The main issue here was that the "War" was (a) being tired of being accused of stealing cattle because some Mexicans were stealing cattle, and (b) People tired of having the Closner machine decide that "my Mexicans are good ranchers and cattle raisers, and your Mexicans are rustlers").
      In 1886 Edinburgh was washed away by a severe flood, after which it was moved to another flood-prone site about two miles north of the river. The county population was estimated at 6,837 in 1900. The Hidalgo Advance, the county's first newspaper, went into publication in March 1903. It was published for the sole purpose of advertising the county and attracting a railroad. When it arrived in 1904, the St. Louis, Brownsville and Mexico Railway made a big difference. In 1903 land sold for twenty-five cents an acre,  (This is totally inaccurate.  Where is the "acre"?  If the acre is in an area scheduled to be at or near an irrigation canal, built by a reputable public, private, or mutual organisation, then the price was different from sandy, caliche-cursed drylands with essentially no value beyond waiting for oil / gas exploration wild-catteers), but by 1906 it was selling at fifty dollars an acre, and by 1910 the price had increased to as much as $300 an acre. (This is terribly false.  In 1942 my father bought land between Edinburg and McAllen for 200 Yankee dollars per acre. He bought 20 acres, within sight of a concrete paved thoroughfare, with all mineral rights included, and two preferential canals, one concreted and secondary, the other concreted and tertiary, to which he was also afforded water rights through the local rural water district).
    Farming in Hidalgo County was not practiced on a large scale until the latter part of the nineteenth century. (This is not because of some plan or ethnic hatred.  The Spanish / Mexican cohort were primarily ranchers...even sheep / wool ranchers.  The "Anglo" cohort was primarily dedicated to farming by plow and beast or tractor). Citrus fruits were among the first products cultivated. By 1878 Carlota Vela at the Laguna Seca Ranch had a small orange grove that was known for the quality of its fruit.  (This. once again,  is not exactly true.  Citrus was regarded as an "ornamental" until various investors came to the understanding that it would only be a 'crop' when volume of production could be increased at least a thousand-fold per acre.  John Shary was, essentially the one nutty enough to step off the diving board and join the sharks.   He won.  We are looking at times shortly after the wind-down of the Mexican Revolution of 1910.  Shary's greatest impact began in the 1930s.  One of "contributors" to A Gringo in Rural Mexico, is the grandson of this Mr. Shary....a true visionary, and risk-taking capitalist.)
  Later the primary crops were cotton and sugarcane planted on large plantations for export. The first attempt at growing cane on a large scale was made in 1883 by John Closner, who established (Did Closner 'establish' a plantation or did he "come into to it", as we say in the South?) a plantation and mill near the site of present-day Pharr. Attempts to irrigate rice were unsuccessful, but citrus fruits and vegetables were produced on a commercial basis starting around 1907, when W. A. Fitch planted a commercial-scale grapefruit orchard near Mercedes.
        
The words that were here before were authorized by the 1984 Authorisation Committee of the People.    We have tried to duplicate their words because of the laughable nature of said words.   But, we could not.
    The old county seat, Edinburgh, was moved away from the river and renamed Hidalgo.  (This is a kind of jibberish that 'qualified teachers' say in class because they are certificatiacalistaicalistic trained teachers.  It is not accurate.  In other words, if they say this they are (a) imbiciles, or (b) dumboes.)   The old county seat was named Hidalgo.  It was moved to Chapin's Ranch, later to be briefly dedicated as "Hidalgo"  and then later, as the city of Edinburgh, in honour of the birthplace of John McAllen.

    With the introduction of the railroad and the influx of settlers wishing to establish farms during the first decade of the twentieth century, the county's economic base shifted toward farming. The primary crops were corn and cotton. The population was estimated at 13,728 in 1910. In 1911 the San Benito and Rio Grande Valley Railway made junction with the St. Louis, Brownsville and Mexico Railway at San Benito. The Texas and New Orleans built into the Valley in 1927.
     During the first decade of the twentieth century Closner and his Democratic machine ran unopposed, and nominees for district and state offices received 90 percent of the votes. In 1914 the county had only 700 Anglo-American Farmers who had paid their poll tax, as opposed to the 1,200 Hispanics that the Democratic machine could mobilize. (Most of these farmers were not Anglo.  Most were Germanic, Nordic,  Eastern European, and Heinz-57....the desire to lump all the "bad people" into the English group is a point well taken concerning the Gringo-hating intellectual class.   My grandmother awoke at 04:00 in 1917,  and drove from Ed Couch, Texas through bandit raid possibility, bad roads, and whatever to arrive at the Runn School, within sight of the Rio Grande to teach as a substitute.  She had an M.D. degree from the University of Minnesota.)




      In 1914 the Good Government League was established after Judge James H. Edwards was ousted by the Closner regime. The league was made up exclusively of Anglo farmers, businessmen, and professionals who supported Edwards and promised to "clean up" Hidalgo County politics. Because the league's intentions included disfranchising Hispanics, the campaign to change the system took on strong racial overtones. The Closner regime was perceived as pandering to Hispanics, although fewer than one-fourth of government positions were held by them. Racial and social tensions increased between old-timers, mainly ranchers, and newcomers, mainly farmers. Closner's reign ended in 1918, when an audit revealed that as county treasurer he had misappropriated $150,000 from the county, drainage districts, and the school district. Sheriff Anderson Y. Baker (A.Y. Baker, as he was known.  He is the grandfather of the lass on Hee-Haw who signs off with her "That's All!") then took control over the Democratic machine and maintained it for twelve years, through voter manipulation, election fraud, and large-scale graft. Because of the machine's shenanigans the Weslaco ballot box was thrown out during the 1928 county election. In the resulting "Hidalgo County Rebellionqv" the citizens of Weslaco armed themselves against the Mexican voters, whom they considered pawns of the machine. Weslaco's Anglo voters, all new farmers to the area and opposed to the regime, asked for and got a federal investigation. The investigation not only hurt the machine but further marginalized Hispanic voters, who were scared away from the polls. In 1929, in yet another attempt to oust the remnants of boss rule, the Good Government League, headed by Charles H. Pease, led a successful struggle to remove county government from control of a faction that monopolized irrigation projects and oil. Thus Wells and Closner's political machine, which ran Hidalgo County and caused its economic boom, was in the end ousted by the settlers it attracted.
    We tire of the corrections and observations.  We went though the destruction of the Uncle Remus land that the Lower Rio Grande Valley was at those times before 1960.   It cannot be recovered.  Social Engineers have used 'minorities' to assist in the social engineers advance to establish a 'fair, equal, and democratic' society.   They are wolves in wolves' clothing. They do not care how many babies are caught ''intact" at forced birth, or how many boys, ages 12 to 25 have blown each others' brains and guts out due to being in "families" involved in multigenerational public assistance.
      They, the social engineers, want abortion.  They want social democracy.  They want to live behind gated, gun-guarded entries so that the Ns and the Mexicans do not bother them.   They do, at times, make exceptions for people such as Huma and Valerie, both Iranian-born, hard-core marxists.    How truly strange.
  
     In 1920 the population was 38,110, more than double what it had been in 1910, and the number of farms had increased to 1,727, seven times the number of farms in 1890. John H. Shary, who became a successful land developer and promoter, arrived in Hidalgo County in 1912. Shary, who developed the citrus industry, was selling his grapefruit by 1919. In 1924 a regional Texas Agricultural Experiment Station was established in Weslaco. Thriving towns sprang up across the southern part of the county east to west along U.S. Highway 83, which by 1930 was described as the "longest main street in the world." Race relations in Hidalgo County during the nineteenth century had been fairly amicable even as the number of Anglo-Americans moving to the area increased. With the advent of the railroad Hidalgo County became a magnet for settlers from the Midwest and the East. These settlers, unlike their ranching predecessors, were not willing to adapt to Hispanic culture and considered themselves superior to Mexican Americans. Consequently, all the new towns that developed along the St. Louis, Brownsville and Mexico Railway during the first twenty years of the twentieth century were fully segregated.
    The two best known for their segregation were Weslaco and McAllen, but most of the other towns along U.S. 83 were segregated, unlike the old towns of Hidalgo, Peñitas, and Relampago. The wall between the races became increasingly impenetrable. Between 1912 and 1915 border raids claimed at least thirty Anglo lives and several hundred Mexican lives, converted the area into a combat zone, and brought settlement to a halt. Though the raiders disrupted lives and stole cattle, law-enforcement officers were also accused of excessive violence and unjust practices. Toward the end of the 1920s, however, settlement resumed and segregation had become the norm. Because all the new towns were fully segregated it was impossible for Hispanic children to get an equal education. Inexperienced teachers were assigned to teach at the Mexican schools, which were usually overcrowded and ill equipped. There were no Mexican high schools because Hispanics were not expected to advance beyond elementary school. This deprivation led to self-perpetuating poverty as uneducated (and therefore poor) parents removed their children from school so that they could help support the family. In 1930 the county's population was estimated at 77,004, of which 41,522 individuals were identified as "Mexican."
     (We will not even begin to get into the matter of the massive....150,000 or so......the actual number will never be known precisely....number of people who came into southernmost Texas during the period of the Mexican Revolution, and to a lesser extent, the Cristero War almost immediately post-ceding the Revolution {1910 - 1917, then from around 1922 through 1927 respectively).  That human wave affected everything from San Antonio, to El Paso, to Brownsville.   Nothing in the article points this out.   The excessive use of the word "Hispanic" points to the fact that the writer wanted to make certain that the oppressor (Anglos who were not all Anglo) group was meany-poo to the great broad mass of little brown people who were Hispanic.   The Latin group was all but impossible to lump into any single group.  The sociological complexion was far, far more complicated than the explanations rendered here.
     Further, the notion that people of Mexican ancestry were not allowed or facilitated to attend high school is an out and out lie.  My mother-in-law and her brother were both valedictorians at La Joya, for instance.  The fact was that many, many of the incoming refugees had no tradition of general advanced or secondary education.  Many of the families saw no point in educating girls beyond primary, if even that.   Other of the Latin group with tradition of higher education, especially in the professions such as accounting and medicine, were commonly found graduating from high school and going "up-state" to the various public and private universities. 
      By 1930 the conversion of the economy to truck farming was complete. That year there were only 34,505 cattle, and the number of farms had increased to 4,321, more than double the number in 1920. The primary crops were cotton, planted on 131,884 acres, and corn, planted on 14,658 acres. Stock farming and ranching continued mainly in the northern part of the county, where cattle, sheep, and poultry were the main livestock. Despite the Great Depression, the county's population increased to 106,059 in 1940. The number of residents always fluctuated, however, during any given year because migrant farmworkers and winter Texans or "snowbirds" came and went. The first producing oil well in the county was brought in on September 18, 1934, by Otto C. Woods. The oil and gas industry soon became important in the county. With the increase in population the number of farms grew by 1940 to 5,094. Hidalgo County got its first military base in 1941, when Moore Air Field was built twelve miles northwest of Mission. The field was operated by the United States Army Air Force during World War II and was named for Lt. Frank Murchison Moore, a Texan. That year the county's sixty-two manufacturing establishments produced $6,502,129 in products. The population was estimated at 160,446 in 1950. By that year the county had 5,314 farms, and citrus fruit production had become the most important industry. That year's harvest yielded 3,093,792 boxes of oranges and 169,245 tons of grapefruit. Cotton production was 197,267 bales, and corn production was 72,495 bushels. The population of Hidalgo County was estimated at 180,904 in 1960. By 1967 the county had produced twenty million barrels of oil. In 1969 an estimated $50 million came from Hidalgo County's winter vegetables, citrus fruit, and cotton. That year the number of farms had declined to 4,124, a decrease attributable to the increase in farming corporations. By 1970 the population of Hidalgo County had reached 181,533. The civil-rights movement that had swept the country during the 1960s brought increased participation of Hispanics in Hidalgo County politics, though problems related to race were not over, as the "Pharr Police Riot" of 1971 illustrates (see PHARR, TEXAS). In Donna, migrant farmworkers' children were sent to a separate school until the late 1970s. Colonias started cropping up around the county as more Mexicans crossed the Rio Grande in an attempt to improve their lives, and some local businessmen exploited the recent migrants by selling them useless land. The immigration increased throughout the 1970s. The population doubled between 1970 and 1977, to an estimated 232,300. By 1978 Hidalgo County was averaging $188 million in annual farm income, 90 percent of which came from cotton, corn, citrus fruit, sugarcane, and grain. Also by that year the average annual income from mineral production, including oil and gas, was $65 million. The peso devaluation of 1976 did not have an immediate effect on the economy of the Rio Grande valley. Not until the mid-1980s did area merchants who catered to Mexican nationals began to experience the negative effects of the several devaluations that occurred in that decade. Clothiers, jewelers, car dealers, and some real estate agents were hurt; agribusiness, ranching, and the oil industry suffered less.
     In 1980 the population was estimated at 283,229, including 15,868 retired workers. The industries with the most workers were agribusiness, tourism, oil and gas field servicing, construction, frozen food processing and canning, meat packing, and soft drink bottling, industries which earned an aggregate of $1,575,879,000. In 1982 Hidalgo County had 171 manufacturers with 7,100 employees and products valued at $211.9 million. In 1982 Hidalgo County was ranked sixty-fourth among all United States counties in the highest birth rate and twelfth in highest percent of Hispanic-origin residents. The county has never experienced a decrease in population. Its residents numbered 383,545 in 1990. Hispanics, Germans, and Anglo-Americans are the three largest ethnic groups. But the labor force that made Hidalgo County a prosperous agricultural region also made it the poorest in the nation. The McAllen-Edinburg-Mission metropolitan area had the lowest per capita income (estimated at $7,001) in the United States in 1987. Furthermore, Hidalgo County had the state's highest unemployment rate, and county government was so underfunded   (One could possibly make the case that the "independent health-care programme was over untilised, in that the user group is famous for going down to the emergency room for the slightest matter, including sore-throats, ear aches, fevers of less than 100F and "nerves".) that its independent health-care program ran out of money halfway through the fiscal year.
    Nevertheless, corporations were doing well, and by 1988 more than $1 billion a year in goods passed through the foreign trade zone located south of McAllen in south central Hidalgo County. After its warehouses filled up that year, the foreign trade zone had to turn away tenants (One appreciates the tone, in that sympathy is rendered to  "the poor, neglected people" who demand free medical services, required because they have babies for whom no arrangements are made before pregnancy, while the dirty mean corporations should be hated because they were responsible enough to make a profit, stay in business, and provide employment, frequently including retirement and medical coverage as part of the wage package....dirty, mean, horrible company.)

  In 1988 Hidalgo County hosted 80,000 "winter Texans." Retail sales rose 22.6 percent that year. Little profit found its way to the poorest people, however, a fact reflected in the standard of living of colonia dwellers, of whom an estimated 52,000 lived in 366 colonias in 1986. The problems of inadequate water supply and substandard housing were rife among colonia residents, many of whom were migrant farmworkers. It was hoped that in the 1990s part of the problem would be solved by new trade and opportunities for employment brought by the North American Free Trade Agreement. Because of its proximity to Mexico, Hidalgo County was also a favored entry point for drug smugglers. In 1992 it was discovered that an unusually high number of children born in the county were being born with anencephaly, a neural birth defect. As of 1989, twenty-seven out of every 10,000 babies born to Hispanic women in the area had neural birth defects, and this situation had not improved by 1992, when women of child-bearing age were told to consume folic acid to prevent further defects while various organizations studied the problem.  (Ambulance chasing guardians of the poor, filed suit in Brownsville in defense of some women in Matamoros who were certain that their abodes,  being adjacent to an American maquiladora, caused them to have essentially encephalic babies.   Although the jury found in favour of the plaintiffs it was well established later that the women had all essentially lived on lard, flour tortillas, and the like, ingesting almost nothing remotely like folic acid.  To date, none of the women have returned any of the money....most of which was probably spent on nail salons and lottery tickets.) Inhabitants of Hidalgo County consistently voted Democratic from 1852 to 1992, with the exceptions of the 1860, 1928, 1952, 1956, and 1972 elections. Recreation facilities in the county include the Hidalgo County Historical Corridor which spans the southern portion of the county and various parks and wildlife refuges, including Santa Ana National Wildlife Refuge and the Las Palomas Wildlife Management area. Special events include the Citrus Fiesta, the Weslaco Sugarfest, and the Rio Grande Valley Stock Show. Fishing and hunting are also available throughout the year. The county has several museums and historic homes. La Lomita Mission is located in Mission, and the Virgen de San Juan del Valle Shrine is in San Juan. See also AGRICULTUREBOSS RULE.
BIBLIOGRAPHY: 
James Lewellyn Allhands, Gringo Builders (Joplin, Missouri, Dallas, Texas, 1931). Evan Anders, Boss Rule in South Texas: The Progressive Era (Austin: University of Texas Press, 1982). Guide to Spanish and Mexican Land Grants in South Texas (Austin: Texas General Land Office, 1988). Thomas Hester, Digging into South Texas Prehistory: A Guide for Amateur Archaeologists (San Antonio: Corona Press, 1980). Hidalgo County Centennial Corporation, The Centennial Celebration of the Organization of Hidalgo County in Texas (Mission, Texas: Times Publishing Company, 1952). David Montejano, Anglos and Mexicans in the Making of Texas, 1836–1986 (Austin: University of Texas Press, 1987). W. Clyde Norris, History of Hidalgo County (M.A. thesis, Texas College of Arts and Industries, 1924). J. Lee and Lillian J. Stambaugh, The Lower Rio Grande Valley of Texas (San Antonio: Naylor, 1954). Vertical Files, Dolph Briscoe Center for American History, University of Texas at Austin. David Martell Vigness, The Lower Rio Grande Valley: 1836–1846 (M.A. thesis, University of Texas, 1948).