Friday, 23 March 2018

My Granddaughter...very wayward in the ways of chocolate...as is her grandfather

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Cake and icing addict.  Last seen looking cute somewhere in
the Central Part of the Republic of Texas.

Special warning:  Subject has a magical method of disarming the
constabulary and other adults with some kind of "cutsie-wootsie"
 appearance that makes old men and grannies think that she is totally
 innocent of numerous what she terms "misunderstandings".  All
 responses will be kept in the strictest confidence.

 The family's girl Doberman has not eaten or barked since this person
 has gone "dark"...no cell-phone, no ATM, or other communications
 are available.  Please post this BOLO  / APB as soon as possible.
(this is a total ruse and joke...The girl is my granddaughter who, lamentably is cursed with my face and general colour)

   Thank you all for tolerating my labourious humour.  We are actually totally awed by the child's comeliness and intelligence.

El Gringo Viejo
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