Saturday, 16 January 2016

Important Meeting and Important People.....and a bit of Bio concerning Billy Jeff Blythe: forwarded by El Zorro

   The dead guy, second from the left,  is Lurch, who worked for the Addams family, after returning from Viet Nam as a certifiable hero.  He managed to fake three scratches into three Purple Hearts, thereby qualifying him to return Stateside a lot sooner than his deployment was scheduled.  He would also have a new identity, essentially as North Vietnams agente plenipotentiary  with a new identity.
     With that new identity he managed to meet and then wed the widow of Senator Heinz of Pennsylvania who had died in a terrible plane crash.  She was worth 59 quadrillion Somalians.  The Heinz fortune fell to Mrs. Heinz who was and remains a drip.  Lurch, however, managed to soak her fortune for a run for the Presidency.
      He is most famous for cursing reporters for standing in the way when he would flail and swerve while skiing, or bicycling, or just standing there.   He also gained fame for parking his yacht (actually his shrew-wife's two - master) in Providence Harbour, Rhode Island so as to avoid the taxes levied by his home State of Massachusetts, which were ten times higher.

     Only the UK Prime Minister David Cameron could stay awake at this important meeting.   His staying-awake-during-boring-moments stamina had been improved after having been lobotomized  by HH the Prince of Wales, Charlie Mountbatten-Windsor during another Medicine During Climate Change Conference.
     The other four dolts with big titles (DWBTs) took advantage of the lecture, "How Climate Change Causes the Heartbreak of Psoriasis".   His solution was to have United Nations troops take over Fort Leavenworth and transfer all the gold to Robert Mugabe, in Zimbabwe for safekeeping.

     After the speech, the Hero of Viet Nam was drained and re-embalmed for another important conference, "Climate Change, Toenail Fungi, and Dog Breeding: Past, Present, and Lane-changes".   The other three were quick frozen  and will be thawed out next Thursday for another very important meeting with Al Gore about distances between parking meters in the undevelopable world.

    And now we have Billy Jeff Blyth, who might wind up being first pervert and chief slug in charge of destroying decency and self-discipline.  To wit:

Oh! You didn't know he had a military career?

Bill & Hillary got about $12 million for their to-be written memoirs.
Here's some help for them since their memories are getting old

                                   BILL CLINTON'S MILITARY CAREER
Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964,
accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft.
Selective Service Number is

326 46 228.

Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States
Army Reserves on August 07, 1969, under authority
Of COL. E. Holmes.

Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at
the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969,
as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by
Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and
subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2) (a) -
registrant who has failed to report...
remain liable for induction.

Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311,
drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has
already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive
from justice under Public Law 90-40.
Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General
(1976), while a fugitive from justice.

Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977,
from President Carter .

ever to serve as President of the United States .
All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests,
public laws, and various books that have been published, and 
have not been refuted 
by Clinton .


After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton
promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S.
military personnel,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia ,
which killed 19 and injured 200  U.S. military personnel,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in  Africa ,
which killed 224 and injured 5,000,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole,
which killed 17 and injured 39  U.S. sailors,
Clinton promised that those responsible be hunted down and punished .

Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people
in New York and Washington , DC , who are now dead
would be alive today .

It is a strange turn of events.
Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir.
Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written.
This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall
anything about past events while under oath.

Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)