Saturday, 20 December 2014

Special Contribution from the Frozen Wastelands of the Extreme North of the Republic of Texas

(A welcomed contribution from El Zorro.  If all OROGs will indulge this publicly made private message, allow us to inform El Zorro that we are having a bit of problem with our out-bound email, but no problem with the inbound.  A little spooky, but it should be solved before 21:00 hours, in any regard, to-night.)
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The Guardian Angel
 

 
ANGELS:   AS EXPLAINED BY CHILDREN
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I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
Gregory, age 5

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Everybody's got it all wrong: 
Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it
-Olive, age 9
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It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die: 
Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. 

And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. 

-Matthew, age 9
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Angels work for God and watch over kids when God
Has to go do something else.

-Mitchell, age 7
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My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.

-Henry, age 8
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Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy
Cows!!!

-Jack, age 6
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Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up
To heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.

Daniel, age 9
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When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. 

And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.
-Reagan, age 10
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Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy: 
If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. 

Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
-Sara, age 6
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Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his
Son, who's a very good carpenter.

-Jared, age 8
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All angels are girls because they gotta wear
Dresses and boys didn't go for it.

-Antonio, age 9
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My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got
A big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.

-Ashley ~ age 9
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Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal 
Sick animals and pets. And if
They don't make the animals get better,
 they help the child get over it.
-Vicki - age 9
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What I don't get about angels is why, when someone
Is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
Sarah - age 7 
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 NO ONE SAYS IT BETTER THAN A CHILD !