The message from El Zorro came in and was signed off with this cryptic observation, written at the extreme northern frontier of the Republica Texana, not far from the North Pole.
As El Zorro informs, "We are expecting a high of 28° tomorrow and warming down to 10º tomorrow night. Where is Al (the prophet) Gore?"
Verily, verily will come those days when the truth will be lies, beauty will be ugliness, and goodness shall be called evil. Where are you, Al? El Gringo Viejo would like to know as well.