Wednesday, 8 May 2013

The Danger of Testifying Against the Will of Hillary Rodham Clinton


To the melody of "Bring on the Clowns"....but this song
will be "Bring out the Straight-jackets"

    We urge that each of the people testifying to-day move carefully as their entries into the official ledger begin to soak in.   Hillary Rodham Clinton managed, somehow, to obtain and digest, at a minimum, 1,300 raw data personnel files from the FBI's security and personal records files pertaining to various political and governmental personalities.   She was also able to immediately retrieve confidential information about very specific people from those raw data file at the snap of a finger when she was the official chief aero-ashtray engineering specialist in the White House.
     William Jefferson Blythe was always, is, and will always be a finger on a hand puppet.  He is white trash extraordinaire who, because of his willingness to approve the notion that a woman has domain over her own body and therefore has the right to kill the body inside of her (makes sense to people from Cape Cod and Chappaqua), Bubba receives adulation from said people.
      Hillary, on the other hand, is the true Lady Macbeth.   It is El Gringo Viejo's studied opinion that all evil flows from her bloodied cavern which had been intended at her conception to house a soul.  What passes for a heart does not beat thump-THUMP, goes Me-I, Me-I, I-Me.    She does not see herself in mirrors.   Her dreams are like the cemetery scene from Fiddler on the Roof.   Sometime she has nightmares like being forced to watch a Shirley Temple movie or having to ride on a train without her private car...the one with the golden throne.....or having to take a (eeeuuuuuu) common carrier airplane....with  (yyccchhh) people on the same plane.   Nancy Pelosi knows her pain.  Oh! The restrooms of it all!
       Can you imagine that Monica's closest friend was a lesby girl who, according to all accounts, was a very competent and likable person.   That her wiring was different, well, that was her situation, but she "got along" with everyone.  She did make the mistake of complaining to someone in the White House hierarchy that Billy Jeff was behaving inappropriately with her and with Monica.   She made that observation while checking out and quitting her own White House Internship.   She moved on and  fairly quickly wound up augmenting her self-financing fund for her university a manager for a Starbucks in the Georgetown part of the D.C. scene.   That was impressive enough, but even moreso was the fact that before long, someone came in and killed the two black guys who worked there and the lesby girl who, apparently, had never harmed anyone in her life.   There was no money missing.   Quite a way to close up for the night.


Mahoney formerly worked as a White House intern. Her July 1997 murder at a DC Starbucks followed Drudge's early leaks of Michael Isikoff's Newsweek story on Lewinsky. At the time, Lewinsky was not identified by name, only as an intern who was about to go public with her story of sex with the president. Some speculated that hitmen got the wrong intern and instead killed Mahoney. Mahoney's murder is still officially unsolved. Details about the case can be found in a previous Latest Word column. Limiting speculation about Bill Clinton's sexual appetite to one or even two isolated dalliances with interns is probably not the most intelligent way to look at it. Steamshovel does not offer the opinion that Mary Caitrin Mahoney is the second intern. However, it does take the opportunity to remind readers of this murder mystery and to present some interesting biographical details about Mahoney below.

Mary Caitrin Mahoney's Obituary from The Washington Blade Inc. Mary Caitrin "Caity" Mahoney, 24, a founder of the Baltimore Lesbian Avengers, died Sunday, July 6, 1997, at the Starbucks coffee shop on 1810 Wisconsin Avenue, NW, in Georgetown. Mahoney, who was the night manager at Starbucks, and two other Starbucks employees died of gunshot wounds sometime after the shop closed at 8 p.m., according to D.C. police detective Tony Patterson. Patterson said police still have no suspect in the case. The bodies of Mahoney and her co-workers were discovered early Monday morning, July 7, by an employee who was to open the store. Mahoney was one of a core group of six women who founded the Baltimore Lesbian Avengers, a political activist group, in February 1995, according to her best friend, Mary Hall of Baltimore, Md. "She was very passionate about everything she did, and she did everything the best she could," Hall said. The Lesbian Avengers have a tradition of eating fire as a stunt at their actions. Hall said that once the Avengers were having a picnic at the house where she lived with Mahoney when they decided to do fire-eating for fun. Hall said Mahoney wanted to impress her girlfriend. "She decided to show off and do two torches at once and she ended up burning her lips," Hall said. "But she was a Leo," Hall said. "She was in her element when she ate fire." Mahoney’s activism spanned many arenas, including founding a women’s issues discussion group at Towson State University in 1993; sitting as a board member of the 31st Street Bookstore in Baltimore, a Lesbian/feminist cooperative; and working on Bill Clinton’s presidential campaign as well as interning for the Clinton White House when he was newly elected. In 1994, Mahoney and others raised more than $1,000 for Baltimore’s Pride festival while participating in a musical spoof of The Sound of Music known as The Camp of Music. In the musical, Mahoney played Gretel -- the youngest of the "VonCamp" children. "Her passion was contagious, she was just amazing," Hall said. Mahoney was born July 22, 1972, in Baltimore. From the sixth grade on, she attended the McDonogh School near Pikesville, Md., where she graduated in 1991. She did a year of studies at Ithaca College in New York state, a semester at Fordham University in New York City, and then two years at Towson State University in Maryland, where she received a bachelor’s degree in women’s studies in the spring of 1995. While studying at Towson, Mahoney worked as a shift supervisor at Cafe Diana, a Baltimore Lesbian/feminist coffee house from September 1993 to June 1995. During the summer of 1995, she worked as a cook at the City Cafe, a Gay-owned coffee house in Baltimore. In September 1995, Mahoney moved to Washington, D.C., and took a job with Starbucks. Mahoney’s hobbies and interests included her cat, Marlu; Lesbian and women’s rights; politics; and jogging. "She was a wonderful person and lots of people miss her," Hall said. "She was such a sweet, kind, and generous person." In addition to Hall, Mahoney is survived by her mother and stepfather, Mary Belle Annenberg and Barnet Annenberg, both of Baltimore; father and stepmother, Patrick Mahoney Sr. and Ginny Mahoney, both of Towson; sister, Molly Mahoney of Baltimore; brother and sister-in-law, Patrick and Lelah Mahoney of Baltimore; three stepsisters, Stacy Wenzl, Missy Gray, and Toni Hamilton, all of Baltimore; grandmother, Elizabeth H. Mahoney of Annapolis, Md.; and grandmother, Maria W. Simms of Ardmore, Pa. She is also survived by several friends, including Beth Kuhns, Sally Franklin, Amanda Joyce, and Dawn Heddrick, all of Baltimore; as well as a number of friends she worked with at Starbucks. Her remains were cremated. Memorial services were at the McDonogh School on July 18 and at Georgetown University on July 15. "A Celebration of Caity’s Life" will be Saturday, July 19, at 1 p.m. at the Metropolitan Community Church of Baltimore, 3401 Old York Rd., Baltimore, Md. The Baltimore Lesbian Avengers will hold a Caity Mahoney Memorial/Anti-Violence Vigil in front of the Starbucks coffee shop Tuesday, July 22 -- Mahoney’s 25th birthday -- at 7:30 p.m. Everyone is welcome to attend. Memorial contributions may be sent to the Caity Mahoney Memorial Fund at the McDonogh School, Box 380, 8600 McDonogh Rd., Owings Mills, MD 21117.

     El Gringo Viejo is quick to point out that another black man (boy, actually) was convicted of the murder, based upon his over-active mouth which he shot off in the D.C. general detention some time after the Starbucks murders.   He was taken to court, made a plea deal , and then was thrown into some federal penitentiary or another.   Later, of course, it turn out that he changed his story....found decent (court appointed) counsel....and through DNA evidence was established to, at the very least, have had nothing to do with the incident.  The above obituary, lamentably, does not include comments attributed to Monica about "Caity" having been "offended" by Billy Jeff.   Monica was deadly jealous and also had a melt-down at the White House south gate when the security there refused her entry during one of those times when Hillary was out of town.   She had gone to the White House in a snit because of the breaking news that Clinton had also tried to work his charms on Kathleen Willie, the same day that her husband had "committed suicide" - he had been working on some details about Whitewater and the Cattle Futures Cases that he at first did not believe.   His work probably caused his "suicide" under peculiar conditions.
      This resulted in Billy Jeff having to suffer the ignominy of having to go out into the cold, dusking evening, and give personal permission to "this girl, here to come on inside out of the cold.   I sure don't know what her name is but she's a friend of mine. I'll take it from here, officer...thanks and please forgive us....I mean me.....I mean her.... yuk-yuk"

     So never underestimate the Queen of the Immaculate Concussion....and always look in the back seat....even if you did lock all the car doors.   "High there, Mrs. sure is a shame what happened to your cat."
El Gringo Viejo\